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Liz
Over 90 days ago
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Lesbian Female, 32
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Quote by shansky
I'd be grateful if someone could tell me where I went wrong with my first story, The Repoman, since someone has taken it upon themselves to vote it a "1" without leaving any feedback as to why they thought it was poor.

Look, I'm eager to learn and improve my writing. How am I suppose to improve if people don't tell me where I'm going wrong?


You can force readers to leave comments with their scores if you are so inclined. There is a tickbox in your account settings:

Naughty.

I don't speak from experience but she looks the naughty type.
'Following you' just means that they get a notification when you publish a story.

That's all it does.
Quote by sprite
just ordeded these: smile

i'll let you know how it goes. excited!


Nice. smile

So, the Mooer Reecho is a digital delay and the Biyang pedal is a fuzz box? You should have some fun with those!

Don't forget you'll need a 9v power adapter for the Mooer. Unlike the larger stompboxes it doesn't have a compartment for a battery. Hopefully it will come with one.

Let us know how you get on.
Quote by sprite
i will bend over backwards to make you happy


Dis is true.
Quote by violetcrumble
Liz & Sprite, bare, blushing and wet, what a sight, fingers slip in, the feeling right, mews and moans, they cum, their joy echoing in the night,

140 characters...I'm pretty sure? in poetic prose & lush specific... twas super proud


Congratulations, Al. That is an impressive milestone.
Quote by sprite
not sure what the difference btwn fuzz and distortion is. edumacate me? smile


This is a pretty good video I found on Youtube. smile

The guy covers:

Chorus
Phaser
Flanger
Tremolo
Vibrato
Wah-wah
Delay/Echo
Reverb
Overdrive/Distortion
Noise gate
Acoustic Simulator

Quote by MostPreciousLittle
This is great. And maybe one that says on vacation.

For those who've temporarily deactivated their accounts.


User avatars only disappear when the account is deleted.

Deactivated accounts still display the user's normal avatar.
Quote by TheAngryishLover
''The product meets the regulatory criteria for classification as a straight bourbon, though the company disavows this classification and markets it simply as Tennessee whiskey rather than as Tennessee bourbon''

I mean, I market myself as 'sexy as fuck'. Doesn't mean it's true, though....


So you're saying Bourbon isn't a whiskey?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_whiskey

Quote by RavenStar
Oh, I can find some very creative things to do with that bottle, besides drink it. I'll be right over, beautiful girl.


I knew a girl who got a champagne bottle stuck up her pussy on her eighteenth birthday after her party. The in and out motion can create a vacuum inside the bottle and the suction latches the neck against your girly bits. She had to get her dad to cover it with a Tesco grocery bag and break the bottom off with a hammer to release the suction.

May her story live on as a warning to women everywhere!

No open-top bottles in the cooch.

smile
Quote by TheAngryishLover
The debate is whether or not Jack Daniels is classified as a Whisky....


Says it right there on the bottle. Best-selling whiskey in the world, isn't it?

'Helping people make questionable life choices since 1866'

(I wish I could afford a 30-year-old Hibiki but alas, I am but a poor graduate with holes in my socks.)

*wiggles toe*
Quote by RavenStar
I'm not a terribly huge fan of whiskey myself. I mean, drinking it. Tell you what I could do with whiskey for long minutes. Smell it. God, it's nearly orgasmic, the scent of good whiskey.


It's debatable whether or not Jack Daniels classifies as a 'good whiskey' but I have a bottle. Care to join me?

Quote by overmykneenow
Whatever way you want to go, I think you still need a third non-selectable one for orphaned forum posts.




Quote by Simmerdownchick
Liz, can you make an androgynous one?


Sure. smile

Here's a rough mockup - needs tidying up little.

@Noll - I can't speak for older H&K models as this is the first I've played. I loved it that much I bought it. The Tubemeister Deluxe is a fairly new model so perhaps they have improved things in this one.

Sounds like you have some interesting gear - €20 for a pick though? Daaamn. What makes it so special? I'm currently using the Dunlop Tortex Jazz III XL in 1.5mm.

@Sprite - Never heard of Donner Pedals but they look okay. Is there a local music shop you can hang out in for an afternoon and try a load of them out? My local stores all know me on a first name basis now.

Congrats on the Squire! May it bring you many hours of enjoyment. smile If you are brand new to guitar and using Ernie Ball Regular Slinky strings (which are a 10 gauge), I would definitely recommend trying the Super Slinky (9 gauge) next time you re-string the guitar. It will be easier on your fingers until you build up the strength for long sessions of barre chords and string bends. You'll also develop fingertip calluses over time which will allow you to play longer and better. All part of becoming a sexy rock goddess.

Someone asked me about the rest of my rig so I decided to post a pic.



Custom Zilla Fatboy 2 x 12 Cab (Celestion Vintage 30 & G12M Creamback)
Hughes & Kettner Tubemeister Deluxe 40
Chapman ML3-RC

Quote by SydneySider
Thanks Nic. Glad you liked them.


Very impressive photography.

Do you shoot RAW and do your post-processing in something like Adobe Lightroom?
Quote by nicola
I like that thinking. It's why the current ones were deliberately a little on the vulgar side. But some people don't seem to mind that at all!

The other option could be to disallow story submissions until people have changed from the default avatars? That could potentially annoy people and put them off submitting though. Or perhaps a pop up after a week or two, suggesting people will see more activity / attention, by customising their avatar?

Bump for more ideas!


How about adding the avatar selection to the sign-up page and making it part of the registration process?

They can pick one of the existing stock images initially and change it once their account is up and running.
I think it is fair to say there are enough points and counter-points on the merits of story categories for Nicola to decide how she would like it to work.

Perhaps we could leave this thread for new suggestions now please.

Muchas gracias.
Quote by sprite
how do Behringer pedals rate?


They're not bad. I don't own one but I have tried them in a guitar shop.

For the money, you would be better spending the extra 10-15 dollars and getting a Boss stompbox instead.
Quote by puddleduck
I dunno. About a year ago, after you were widowed, you had an affair with a student, apparently much to the embarrassment of your ex-in-laws.

In the period since – unless I'm not following it properly – you've been married, then unmarried again.

Difficult to keep track of things, of course, because you've been busy. You've had sex with five black guys and three women at the same time. You've fucked your boss (sometimes while his girlfriend watches), fucked your roommate, your personal trainer, at least four of your gym students, someone from Lush, and your boyfriend's best friend. Your boyfriend - bless him - has done all that he could to keep it classy by fucking you with a coke can. (This act may have aged him, as he was 24 a few months ago, but now he's 28. It would probably do the same to me, though).

Really, after all that, fucking your father-in-law should be a piece of cake. Keep it up.


I knew I liked you for a reason.

I thought this was a genuine post when it started but now I can't help thinking you're fucking with us.

It sounds like a plot from a cheap Mexican soap opera.
Something completely different...





I know you won't necessarily be a 'newbie' if you have a default avatar, but if you've been here a while it might give you the motivation to get off your lazy arse and pick a new one. smile
Quote by arjinof
Yes. I have done escorting to pay my tuition fee a long ago. But now more than earning money. I wanna live a luxury life which showoff class. For that i wanna keep both of this men (son and dad) closer to me. If not i am finished. I think i should fuck both of these men in parallel or just fuck them on the same bed.


Any rich uncles you can throw into the mix?


How about not fucking your boyfriend's father?