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Liz
Over 90 days ago
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This is one for the fellas. I was wondering if anyone could shed some light on a curious kink I stumbled across.

My lady friend and I were watching a particularly fine example of HD foof-smooching the other evening when a 'related video' thumbnail on the bottom of the screen caught our eye. We just had to click on it to find out what was going on. I thought it was some sort of cock and ball torture thing but after a little Googling to find out why this chap was sticking a large stainless steel rod into the end of his dick, we discovered it is called urethral sounding.



Firstly, are there any guys on Lush who have tried this? It is obviously done for pleasure but I had a few specific questions which I couldn't find answers to online.

- Do you need to be erect to insert one of those sound rods?
- How far in do they actually go?
- Do you gradually work up in size and does it actually stretch the urethra?
- Presumably it needs to be removed prior to orgasm?

It was just such a weird thing to see, lol. smile

Thanks!


Just wanted to give a shout-out to my new favourite strings. D-Addario NYXL are hands down the best strings I have ever put on a guitar. Their marketing bumpf states that a "high carbon steel alloy is used for unprecedented strength and improved tuning stability compared to traditional nickel wound strings".

This weekend I swapped out the Regular Light 10-46 set for one of their 10-46 Balanced Tension sets and they are excellent. Balanced Tension for those that are wondering uses a different gauge range. The standard 10-46 set comprises of 10, 13, 17, 26, 36, 46 gauge strings. The BT set uses 10, 13.5, 17, 25, 34, 46. The idea is give the player a more consistent feel between strings for evenly balanced bending. You can have a read of the technical aspects here if you're interested:

http://www.daddario.com/balanced_tension.page

The only downside to these sets are the cost. They are not cheap.

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I also went back and changed some fours to 5s that I had given. I dont want to hurt anyone I just figured her story was good. but we all have room for improvement


You should have left the stories/poems with the score you think that they deserve. Don't let people moaning put you off leaving honest feedback.

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Steak and chips isnt in that list. Just saying.


That would probably come under 'Food Play'.

You gonna write a story about how you like to tenderize your meat?
Did the Nobel prize for chemistry go to Keith Richards?
University library.

What's the most unusual item you've used as a sex toy?
No, NASA hasn’t changed the zodiac signs or added a new one

Astrology fans should realise that the star signs they love have long been out of date, as NASA and astronomers occasionally point out.

Over the weekend I started seeing links to articles claiming that NASA has changed the signs of the zodiac. I knew immediately what this was about, even as I was scratching my head about a) how this is news, and b) how short people’s memories are.

I found a few articles about this NASA “news” here and there; there’s one on Yahoo that has the headline, “Your Astrological Sign Just Changed, Thanks To NASA”. The first paragraph alone is burdened with quite a few scientific errors:

“We don’t want to be dramatic, but NASA just ruined our lives. For the first time in 3,000 years, they’ve decided to update the astrological signs. This means that the majority of us are about to experience a total identity crisis. Apparently, these changes are due to the fact that the constellations are not in the same position in the sky that they once were, and the star signs are about a month off now, as a result. To further confuse things, there is now a new, 13th sign, called Ophiuchus, which those born between November 29 and December 17 are lucky enough to have to learn to pronounce.”

Cripes. No, no, and no. First off, NASA did not “update the astrological signs”. Second, the constellations haven’t changed. And third, Ophiuchus is an ancient constellation, identified by the Greeks thousands of years ago.

So what’s the deal? Well, before we even get started, keep this in mind: astrology isn’t science; it’s nonsense. It’s been tested 10 ways to Sunday and every time it fails. Even astrologers have come up with tests for it, and it has failed those. Astrology doesn’t work.


Article: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2107207-no-nasa-hasnt-changed-the-zodiac-signs-or-added-a-new-one/

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It's actually back and you need the latest version of Windows to use it.


The Windows version of Scrivener can run on anything from Windows XP onwards.

From the website:

Scrivener requires Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8.1 or 10 (32 or 64 bit) with DirectX. 1GB RAM; 1ghz; 100mb disk space; 1024 x 768 screen; Internet connection (required for a one-time activation process, prior to registration).
You're in a bar having a drink when a handsome guy walks up and sits down next to you. He's tall, dark, ruggedly attractive - whatever floats your boat.

He offers to buy you a drink which you accept and then starts making small talk. He's just flown into town to perform surgery in the morning and he'll be flying back home tomorrow.

You ask him if he's a doctor and discover he's actually a veterinary surgeon who specialises in large mammals. You ask what sort of animal he flew in to operate on and it turns out Daisy the elephant at the city zoo has an infected tusk which needs to be removed.

He's very charming and well spoken. It turns out he has a real passion for his work and especially for elephants. It makes you smile just listening to him talk about how much he enjoys spending time with those 'majestic creatures'.

When it gets late he makes his move and asks if you'd like to come back to his hotel room for a nightcap. You don't have to think too hard about it and accept his invitation. Back at his plush suite you're barely through the door before you're all over each other - you don't even turn on the light. The kissing gets hot and heavy in the dark room. Your dress falls away as he peels the straps from your shoulders, and your fingers are making light work of the buttons on his shirt.

The three Martinis that you had at the bar have loosened you up some and nothing is going to stop you dropping to your knees in front of Mr. Handsome and finding out what he has tucked away down the front of his pants. You unbutton his pants with a big grin on your face and pull them to the ground around his ankles.

As you reach up to touch him you feel something strange. They feel a bit like boxer shorts but a bit thicker and more woolly. You carry on feeling around in the dark and grab a hold of some strange flaps on the side of his hips. Unable to work out what the hell you're touching you decide to reach over to the bedside table and turn on the lamp to take a look.

He's wearing a pair of these.

What would you say?

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...especially after putting the name of their band out there?


On second thought, I don't think posting that was such a good idea.
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Congratulations, Miss Saucy! Very well deserved.

L x
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I believe you concerning the chorus, no worries. That was just me presuming stuff, haha.

I'm quite impressed that you play live with a band. Do you play covers mostly? And from which bands? And what are your favorite stage antics?

Godin guitars are definitely more widespread than I thought. It's weird because even here in Montreal, our local artists really don't endorse them all that much. You can spot an odd Godin on stage every now and then, but as a general rule our musicians predominantly favor Fenders/Gibsons just like anywhere else. Traditions are definitely hard to break, but it's fun to see that Godin is slowly building a reputation for itself on the international market.

I also briefly checked your Chapman guitar, by the way. Very nice one, it has that simple/vintage look to it, which I love. I remember you mentioning owning a Kramer with a tiger-pattern too, do you still play with that one as well?


I'm in an all-girl rock band called *redacted*. We play a lot of classic rock covers but some original songs as well. Zeppelin, Floyd, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, U2, Guns N' Roses...

We've got a battle of the bands gig later this month which should be fun. Got a lot of practice to get in first.

Glad you like my Chapman - it's a gorgeous guitar. It looks like a fairly classic Tele but really it's a rock machine in disguise. The pickups are actually both humbuckers - Seymour Duncan Hotrails in the neck and a Little '59 in the bridge. I still play my Kramer from time to time as it's got a Floyd Rose floating tremolo.
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Very cool stuff, I never really ventured into that kind of cabinet customization.


Actually, I don't get any chorus effect through the cab at all. Not that I've ever noticed anyway. I use a TC Electronics Corona pedal for that. smile

I do play live with the cab. I actually paid a small premium for Zilla to put a three-piece back on it. That way I can use it closed on stage and open back at home. Very handy!

There are quite a lot of music dealers in the UK who sell Godin instruments. I just had a quick look and you can pick them up from Guitar.co.uk, Gear4Music, GuitarGuitar, Thomann... most of the big retailers. Perhaps they've got a bit of a following now.
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Hello Liz.

Your cabinet is making me curious. Why does it have two different speakers?

Is it to cover a wider spectrum of frequencies? Or to create some sort of chorus?


Howdy, Batman smile

Yes, it's to get a wider frequency spectrum. Both speakers sound slightly different so when playing live, depending on if your set is heavy rock or mainly blues, when you mic up in front of one or the other it changes the sound. Mixing speakers in a single cab can be a nightmare but certain combinations work really well. The Vintage 30 and the Creamback is a tried and test combo which just works.

Multi-driver cabs are definitely the way to go. If you have a speaker which typically has good mids and highs but a soft low end, you could pair that with something like a G12H that has a heavy low-end. They will fill in for each other.

Love your guitars btw. I've played a friend's Godin Passion RG2 which is a lovely instrument.
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You say my story's on Wattspad, but if you search hard enough, you'll see my story is on several different sites. I wrote it and uploaded it, and people have copied it and pasted it elsewhere.

Not getting into a plagiarism discussion on the forum. That will be dealt with in private.

I'd love to hear the explanation for the anomalies in the voting system. I think you lot are the cheats, not me.

See above.

Have you run my IP address for matches yet, Liz?

I don't 'run IP addresses'. What are you talking about?


Switch to decaf, dude.
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This story is one of many examples. The bar chart clearly shows a vote of 2, yet the average score is 5. This is the case with many stories on this site. Can anyone explain this?


This has been explained loads of times. I'm not a mathematician but it has something to do with the way all of the scores are calculated out to give a weighted average. I think.

(Where's Clum when you need him?)

If you search around the forum I'm sure you will find the full and correct explanation somewhere. I think I last saw it in one of the 'Site Feedback' threads.

Edit: I found this post by Milik from a while back and it sounds about right to me.

In regards to how the voting system tabulates scores, it seems every individual score is broken into 20% of 100, with 5 being a perfect 100%

It is then broken into groups of 20 votes, and upon receiving the 20th, the lowest score is dropped. That is why 19 5,s and a 1 will revert to a 5 overall, just as 19 5's and a 4 will. This seems to be a built in protection against outliers in the the over all score

My obversavations indicate that this pattern holds true for each group of twenty, and the auto drop readjust each time. Therefore, if you have 97 perfect 5's and no other votes, you should be able to absorb the last three votes, even if they were 1's and still maintain a 5, assuming you've now gone over 100. It should take 6 lower voted overall to erase that cushion and lower your score into the high 4.9's

This may not be correct, but I've watched it long enough to be able to accurately predict my scores track as more are added.
Interestingly, it now appears 'Shansky' was probably a plagiarist and decided to delete her account before getting found out.

Just googled a line from that 'Repo' Man' story and found it published in 2003 by a guy named Bob on another erotica website.

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That's funny, mine is the opposite. biggrin
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- (negative) 4.


You've turned four people into virgins?
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But it's like Jasminex just said. They'll just vote it 1 then leave a comment saying "poor".

What is the internet coming to when you can't even get away from trolls on a pleasant little site like this? It's a crying shame, it really is.


We've tried forcing people like that to write honest feedback before but it didn't work out. Apparently, moving a ball-peen hammer back and forth slowly over their bare feet whilst they're tied to a chair just makes them wet themselves and pass out. Even the tough guys couldn't take the 'this little piggy went to market' bit. Out like a light.

Sorry.