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As per usual, Ronda Rousey stepped into a UFC cage on Saturday and dominated an opponent, defeating Bethe Correia just a few days after Rousey declared that she wasn't a "do-nothing bitch" and proclaimed that she loves her body.

At least one porn company believes that people also will love the body of an actress who's pretending to be Rousey on film. Because there's now a Rousey porn parody coming soon to a screen near you.

That's evidenced by the account of Kleio Valentien, in which she reveals that she's playing Rousey in Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded and Pounded.



Along with Valentien is Sammie Sixx, who's playing Miesha Taint, an obvious takeoff on UFC fighter Miesha Tate—who actually appears in line to get a third chance to beat Rousey.

As film director Joanna Angel explains in the interview below, she became a Rousey fan after she first watched her fight. And Angel has helped create some new moves for the film.



"We changed the 'armbar' to a 'dickbar,'" Angel told TMZ Sports. "One of the guys in the film, Ronda’s trainer, his name is Derek Pierce and he knows a lot about fighting. Derek choreographed a bunch of fight moves and used a lot of Ronda’s moves and incorporated that into the movie. And all the fight moves led into sex scenes. ...But Miesha Taint had a special right cross c**t punch. We had a lot of fun with it. Kleio Valentien, she looks so beautiful and really does have a lot of similarities as Ronda.”

Source: http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/ronda-rousey-porn-parody-burning-angel/
If joining the military means so much to you, why don't you just get it lasered off?
Congratulations, Evie! Very well deserved! smile



L x
So, is it ok or not OK to write okay as O-k-k-kay if the character has a stutter?

France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars: A New Hope hit theatres.
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*I'm GLAD we don't do FAN-FIC here!!!*

Though the ME AND BETTY RUBBLE story ROCKS ASS!!!

xx SF

Yeah... I KNOW!


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Well as for the upgrade not working, Microsoft did present to the world a set of system requirements for Windows 10 to work. And as you said, you have a 5 year old laptop, the chances of Windows 10 working isn't that good since there have been changes over the past 5 years in the technology. So as you probably guessed, you have to buy a new one.


Nonsense. Have you read the system requirements for Windows 10?

Processor: 1 gigahertz (GHz) or faster processor or SoC
RAM: 1 gigabyte (GB) for 32-bit or 2 GB for 64-bit
Hard disk space: 16 GB for 32-bit OS 20 GB for 64-bit OS
Graphics card: DirectX 9 or later with WDDM 1.0 driver
Display: 800x600

If you bought a laptop five years ago that doesn't meet those minimum specs then you got robbed. More than likely it is a driver issue.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/windows-10-how-fix-nvidia-driver-issues-after-upgrade-1513643

@Nicola - I would do a manual upgrade of your graphics card driver (as per the instructions on the above link) and then re-try the Windows 10 update. Personally I would leave it at least a few months for them to iron out the wrinkles first. Or buy a Mac. smile
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You are mental. But in a really, really, really good way.


Best girlfriend ever, right?
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(THAT'S HOW YOU WRITE!!!)


No, that's how you write. I stick to the rhyming scheme. smile

Steph: "DON'T SASS ME, BUTTON!!!"

I liked it in a freestyle, taking it off-road, colouring outside of the lines kinda way.

"Encompassing erudite rage" - this was good!

L xx
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Can I take this up please? I submitted a little poem, "If You're a Virgin" about a week ago, but have heard nothing since, - not even a reject, - and was wondering what had happened to it. Any news?


There is nothing in the story queue by this name. I took a look at the stories list on your profile and I can't see that it has ever been submitted.
All the time, lol.

--- --- ---

GF: "Liz?"

Me: "Yeah?"

GF: "Your legs feel like hedgehogs."

Me: "When did you last feel up a hedgehog?"

GF: *chuckles*

--- --- ---

GF: "Have we got any raspberry cheesecake left?"

Me: "I think so, yeah."

GF: "Sweet. You're gonna have to let go so I can get up."

Me: "Can't help you."

GF: *huffs*

--- --- ---

Me: "What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?"

GF: "What?"

Me: "Beef strokin' off."

GF: *sighs*

--- --- ---

Me: "What do you want for Christmas?"

GF: "It's July!"
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Not sure why. I mean, I think it'd be just fine to have them. I'd move my western series into the category if we went ahead with it.


I love sexy cowgirls.

*pew pew pew*
I found this online - it is a list from Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing of their Erotica sub-categories:

https://kdp.amazon.com/help?topicId=A3RTWC5Y4P5391

They have Historical, Victorian, and Westerns listed individually. I think there is a pretty big market for fiction set in past-times.
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Let it be known a mod is who suggested history and revenge was by someone who is not.

I'm not a mod but I say yes to revenge.


Check page one of this thread. The first person to suggest 'historical' as a category was not a moderator.
I would still like to see a 'historical' category.

Medieval lesbian princesses, roman gladiatorial orgies, victorian high-society blowjobs, etc...
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*I WISH MORE PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE PROCESS!!!*


The process of writing a poem for me is quite a fluid thing. I don't sit down and think, 'Right, time to write a poem'. I wait until I feel inspired and let the idea come to me naturally. That initial spark of inspiration could be anything really. Dark storm clouds. A couple holding hands in the park. A beautiful sunset. That point of inspiration then becomes a theme which I flesh out into a scene.

If I decide to write a rhyming quatrain, for example, then I start by scribbling down a list of words associated with my scene. Working with the storm clouds (read: lost love) idea for a moment, some associations could be: bitter, bleak, brisk, dark, desolate, gloom, lonely, winter, etc... You can see where this is going.

My next step would be to start to give it some structure and form the stanzas. That means crafting meaningful lines of poetry using my list of words and giving them some context. I'm a huge believer in the use of similes and metaphor in poetry. They allow you to exaggerate a thought or feeling well beyond its normal perception.

These lines then get reworked over and over until the meter makes it easy to read, and all of the fat has been trimmed away. Poetry is about distillation - taking sentences and filtering them down to their most powerful and expressive form.

Finally, you want the reader to experience your work the way you intended. The best way to do this is to use punctuation. Have them pause when you want them to pause! Turn a simple reading into an experience. It will make your poetry more memorable, but also makes it flow more effortlessly. A poem that is hard to read is not a good poem.

An example of the above could be something like this:

All of the warmth had leaked from the world,
Leaving naught but a desolate stage.
As bleak as winter, as lonely as death,
And as joyless as a solitary cage.


This is how I do it.

Liz x
Hi Purple,

A turnaround of a week is not uncommon if we are having a particularly busy submission time. There are currently 56 stories in the queue waiting for approval and gold members are given priority as a perk of premium membership.

I can see that your story is near the top, so hopefully it won't be much longer.

All the best,

Liz
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not every poem can be used
to wrap fresh tuna in
some are meant for the litter box

Cleo el Gato


Not my favourite piece by Cleo, but close. smile

Nudge

Nudge
Nudge nudge
Nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge
Nudge
Your glass just shattered on the floor.

- Cleo el Gato
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I think that this suggestion should go to the panel that makes these decisions, and not be left up to a single mod to personally decide if it is a good suggestion or not.


Nicola and Gav both read through the posts in this thread. John was simply offering his opinion on your proposal.

If I understand you correctly, you believe it would be better for the site to automatically close user-created rooms with no shields, booting out all of their users, instead of leaving them for the chat mods to look after? This sounds to me like a very annoying irritation for users of the chatrooms.

If this issue is serious enough to warrant Gav spending time on programming changes, surely a better and simpler option would be for Lush to recruit some more chat mods, no?
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I have asked before why an owner of a story or poem cannot delete a nasty comment if they choose to.


There is no way for Lush to only provide a delete option on 'nasty' comments. If the ability to delete any story comment was given to members, it would be abused.

I don't think it is a major hardship to request a comment removal from a moderator.
I'm sorry but we do not allow members to post unmoderated stories on the forum.

If you have a complete story you would like to share here, you are very welcome to submit it for publication via the front page.

Liz
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Whenever I get an online message, and I refresh the page, the message disappears without me having replied to it. If suppose I do open another tab just not to miss out on the message, plenty of messages get piled up on the screen making lot awful, even if I have replied to the message in the other tab. Can you do something to it?


Hi and welcome to Lush.

I'm afraid this is not a bug, but actually how the instant messaging system is currently designed to work. Refreshing a page is the same as opening it up new. If the messages didn't disappear, they would clog up every screen you opened until you sifted through them. As for them appearing on multiple tabs, there is no way for the website to know how many tabs you have open and only deliver the black-box messages to one of them. And if it could, how would it know which one you would want them delivered to?

There is a log of all of your black box messages which you can find here:

https://www.lushstories.com/membership/online-messages.aspx?mb=online

If you accidentally refresh a page and lose an IM box, you can find the message in the log and respond via the senders profile page.

Liz
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Good call. You might traumatise Liz.


It was a double Polaroid.

*shudders*
Oh lordy.

I'd just like to say a big thank you to everyone who took the time to read my story and leave me a comment on it. I read every single one and appreciate you sharing your thoughts and opinions of my work.

This was such a tough one! It has been said before by other people but the quality of the submissions is mind-blowing. I only got around to reading about half of the entries but wow...

Magical_Felix always nails it for me. I think his stories are some of the most original and unpredictable concepts on the site. A huge well done as well to Buz for placing in the top 3! Not just because he now gets a shiny new badge for his profile, but because he has worked his ass off for it. Seriously... he let my girlfriend have a feel. He hardly has any ass left at all. Also a shout out to everyone else who placed in the top 10 and who submitted a piece to the competition - you guys rock hard. All of you.

Lastly, I would like to clear a little something up. There are unconfirmed rumours circulating that having found out I'd won this competition, that I proceeded to jump up onto the couch and shake my booty like it ain't no thang. I would like to take this opportunity to deny my involvement in any ass-shakin' pink-thong twerkathon.

*clears throat*

Thank you.

L x
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Yes I did, and was specifically told that it did not fit the love poem category because it was not Romantic. I also asked the mod to read the first part Enigmatic Shadow, so they could see how this one was a continuation of sorts. The reply was that the first one fit because it was "abstract" this one did not.

I then suggested that perhaps if Romantic love poems were what was wanted then they might consider re-naming the category to Romantic Love Poems, instead of simply Love Poems. To that I did not receive a response.

I feel that love is a general term..there is romantic,tragic,sweet...I could go on and on


(Honest opinion alert)

I have to say, and I'm not being mean about this, I don't see how a piece about stalking someone to their mother's house qualifies as a 'love poem'. The character might have done it for love, but I don't think that necessarily makes this a love poem.

The first sentence on the Love Poems page is, "Love poems and poetry is a hugely popular section, proving romance isn't dead!" I think the kind of work the site is looking to publish is implied, without actually being spelled out word for word. We (the story moderators) are looking for poetry with passion, with fire. Everything from the anticipation and excitement of a first love, to the crushing, heart-wrenching desperation of loss.

Liz