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Liz
Over 90 days ago
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Lesbian Female, 32
0 miles · England

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Not that I have seen. Possibly just a blip when a script was running.
Nicola: "Liz, you're waaay behind in the attention whore rankings."

Me: "S'okay. I wasn't gonna win it anyway. I'm just gonna chill."

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299,299


How many guesses are you going to take? You're only allowed one.
Sorry to hear about that. Hope you two manage to work it out.
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You make an animated gif without it being so stupidly large. Nicola's is just 66k and it's very eye-catching


Not very sexy though. Not sure how it would stack up as click-bait.

"If it pleases the court, defence will capitulate to a 250kb avatar image."

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So anyone viewing Lush on a PAYG contract should come back July 1st?


The point of the competition is to maximise the number of unique hits on your profile page. Things like animated avatars and eye-catching forum signatures are just part of the fun. Bandwidth restricted users have the option of using the mobile version of the site if they have problems with data allowances. I would think this option would be preferable on a PAYG contract anyway, no? Using the full version of the site on a mobile device would load everything, and large images are plastered all over the forums anyway.
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1mb seriously? yours just sneaks under that at 995k - if everyone had an av as obnoxiously large as that this place would grind to a halt

Come on people, do you seriously need avs of over 100k?


Calm down. The attention whore comp ends in 14 days.

Those I believe are the existing size limitations of the website.
"You should visit Liz's profile. Just click on her avatar. Right here..."

Ideally they need to be no bigger than about 150px square and less than 1mb in file size.

Does your image meet those requirements? Could you post a copy here for us to check?

Thanks,

Liz
Happy birthday, Gav. Hope you had a lovely day.

L x

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CLICK ON THIS IMAGE!!!



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If I knew what ANY of those words mean I wouldn't need YOU!!!

(Love the Boob Job, BTW...)

xx SF


You're hopeless, you know that?


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*turns pockets inside out*

"Do you wanna see my impression of an elephant?"
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I LOVE this!!! So Cool! I want that as My Banner!!! LIZ!


Here. I trimmed it down to fit within the new signature size guidelines.

Just edit your sig and add this image in your settings. smile

Nice job, Buz!

L x

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Will you *please* change that avatar!! Its driving me *nuts*


That was brilliant! Loved the HD slo-mo.
I strap an 8" dildo onto the front of a remote-controlled car and lie on the floor.
I think if I had to sum up Milik's particular brand of erotica in one word it would be artisanal. Every story is finely crafted, every word deliberately placed for maximum effect. Distinctive, smooth and seemly effortless, yet clear that a lot of time and hard work went into each piece. His accolades and devoted following speak for themselves.

Highly recommended.
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That is a super avatar I agree .. I have something that would fit perfectly between those breasts .. but you need to look in my image gallery and photo albums to see what that is ...


Is it.... a cucumber?
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OMG Liz! I love your avatar!


Thanks!

(Please stock up the candy shop...)