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Liz
Over 90 days ago
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Lesbian Female, 32
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Quote by Dani
Titties.


You and your titties.
Quote by stephanie
THE FUCKING FLOOR IS NOW GLEAMING!!!

(Get it on you Sluts...) And bring me a beer... NO! Not you, the little red-head one...

Okay... START...

xx STEPH

Me: "Hey, Hun? Isn't she a bit young to be ?

Sprite: "No. Watch."


I've forgotten more about cyber sex than you'll ever know, sweetie.

L x
Quote by Magical_felix
More stories with big butts in them.


How big we talkin'?
Is she blue? Going down on a blue girl would be wicked awesome. I wonder if she tastes like blueberry...

I take it the aliens are humanoid? In which case the answer to your question would be yes. smile

Liz
Quote by stephanie
30????????????????

xx SF


Pot calling kettle...
Someone should tell David Beckham that his wife is cheating on him.
Quote by BethanyFrasier
I think it was the long run-up and anticipation.


This. For me it's the slow, smouldering build of sexual tension which enhances the eventual climax. It's all about the foreplay.
Quote by Nerdy_Castle
I masturbate..... A lot


Don't you get thrown out of the gym? smile
Quote by Magical_felix
Having not one, but two big butts in my face. My entire head covered by big butt, basically.


You might need a snorkel.
Quote by nicola
This might help: http://graphicssoft.about.com/od/digitalphotography/f/sideways-pictures.htm Something about the software you're using, not recognising the orientation tags used on iPhones and the like (including certain Microsoft products).

I've asked Gav if he's changed anything our side. The software here simply uploads what you put in. It may look vertical in your viewer, but that's not how computers read the information given!

Test straight off my iPhone of the lovely English countryside (I was using the phone upright):


I was just about to write a post about EXIF tags, lol. Thanks for saving me a job.

Love the photo! Very dramatic clouds.
Quote by stephanie
So my question is THIS?

DOES YOUR ART EVER TAKE YOU TO PLACES THAT YOU WISH IT DIDN'T???


I was desperate for a box of pencils once and had to go to Tesco to buy them. It was the only place open at that time of night, and I hate Tesco.

Steph: "Fuck you, Jaffa."

Some of my poetry was pretty tough to write, but most of those pieces don't get published on Lush. I have a few I choose to keep private because they are particularly close to my heart. You sometimes worry about sharing things like that online because you think you might be exposing too much of yourself. Poetry can be a very personal thing, and you let down your defences when you allow others to read it. When you pour your heart and soul out onto a page, you're not thinking about whether or not it will be good enough for an RR award. You write for you, or for someone you care about. Often that's a road without a set destination. You can wind up anywhere.

That's how I like to think of it.

L x

Poetry is thoughts that breathe, and words that burn.
- Thomas Gray
Quote by ChuckEPoo
Here's another

My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.


A candle.
That could not have been an easy competition to judge by any means. 'Hardcore' erotica is not everyones cup of tea, so I take my hat off to everyone on the judging panel and to all those who submitted a piece for consideration.

A big congratulations to Ash, Emelia, Jaymal, and everyone else who managed to place in the honorables. You did a fantastic job.



L x
Quote by Magical_felix
That's wild.

I wonder if they could put the ashes in a large buttplug if the deceased was a pain in the ass.


Quote by overmykneenow
Various YouTube clips.


Subtle, lol. Do I take it you were not a fan of the auto-start profile music playlists?
Congratulations! Two hundred stories is quite an achievement.
Quote by NaughtyNurse3839
My total current of unread books is at 10,092


Why?

Did you pay for all of those?