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Quote by stephanie
I'd enter myself but I still think holding hands at the movies is pretty hardcore...


I'll bet you're the kinda guy who cuts holes in the bottom of popcorn boxes.

Steph: "Actually... only the XL size manages to conceal the whole thing, and I'll be FUCKED if I'm gonna spend six and a half quid on a box of popcorn!"

L xx
What are your experiences with recreational drugs?

Do you enjoy smoking a joint in the evenings, or do you take something a bit stronger? Had any bad trips? Had any life changing experiences? Ever tripped out on magic mushrooms and pretended you were a huge butterfly?

Willing to share? (A story, not your stash.)

Quote by Ideamaker
when i copy and paste the link it says its something else like for example Hozier- take me to church is freadys fingers trailer movie.. wtf.


How are you copying the link from YouTube?
Can you post an example link on this thread for us?
Where are you trying to post it on Lush?
How are doing it? (step by step, please)

Thanks.
Feeling Good by Nina Simone (1965 recording)
Quote by squiffy
When writing a sex story, I try to keep character descriptions short and sweet and give as much information as possible in a short paragraph.

I'll post an extract from a story that I've been working on:

"Jamal was thirty-five, ten years older than Tina. He was tall with a big build, and wore nothing but shorts and sandals with gold jewellery on his neck and fingers. His arms and shoulders were muscular. Tight sinews crossed his pectorals and abdomen, but his legs were scrawny, frightfully thin. The dark skin of his torso dripped with sweat, trickling down to the waistband of his shorts. He had long dreadlocks tied back in a neat ponytail and a gold tooth."


Never skip leg day.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole I could fuck it
Happy Birthday, Tamar! smile

Hope you have a lovely day.

Quote by sprite
There once was a girl names sprite
who love nothing more than to write
when asked what she thought
of poems that limericks were not
she said 'all them peoples i'll fight'.


Sprite kitty made my day sunny
With bee undies I thought were funny
She has a cute little bum
Nice and firm like a plum
And a foof that tastes like sweet honey

Limericks are five-line poems with an AABBA rhyme scheme.

Just sayin'...
Quote by squiffy
This reminds me of a game that originated in Australia back in the '60's -- I've never played it, mind you -- called the Soggy Biscuit game.

It involves a a crowd of blokes all standing around and knocking one out over a biscuit. Now the last geezer to blow his load on the biscuit has to eat it.

I know I'm a wrong'un, but I thought I'd mention it just to put you all off your dinner. It certainly put me off mine when I first heard about it.

I can't get the link to paste, but it has a entry on wikipedia if you don't believe me.


That would have to be a Hobnob. I can't imagine a Digestive or a Rich Tea being up to the challenge.
Quote by squiffy
I was hooked from the moment I set eyes on Deanna Troy's heaving bosom.


Seven of Nine...

*drools*
Quote by Simran_Kaur_Chawla
well if u guys allow and we are able to make one app..would u guys allow it
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What exactly would you have the app do beyond what the existing app and mobile site offers?

Beyond that functionality, would it not just be easier to use the full version of the site?

As far as programming your own app, I can't speak for Nicola and Gav on this but I would hazard a guess at the answer being no. I'm sure it would require access to certain scrips and API information which would constitute a security risk.

It would probably be more straight forward for you to request in the following thread any functionality additions you would like to see on the mobile version of the site:

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst12279_Which-improvements-or-features-would-you-like-to-see-added.aspx

Quote by Simran_Kaur_Chawla
Is it possible that we can have a lush profile so we don't have to open the browser every time to take a look at what's happening.in fact I know a bit about programming...and I am willing to learn. So if anybody wants to get together and we can make the app....only if the site moderators allow it.


Google pulled all of the 'adult' android apps from the Play Store. You can still download the APK from here though:

http://www.lushpublishing.com/lush-stories-android-app/

This is only a 'reader' and does not have any login functionality.

Note: You will also need to edit your Android OS security settings to allow apps from non-market sources.
There is an easy workaround for people that want to navigate to a specific page number - just edit the page URL.

If you go to the front page and click the 'Next' button to move to page 2, the URL looks like this:

[code]https://www.lushstories.com/?page=2&cs=30[/code]

Just edit where it says 'page=2' to the number you wish to look at.

For example - if I wanted to go to page 37, I'd just edit it to look like this:

[code]https://www.lushstories.com/?page=37&cs=30[/code]

Works a treat.

L x
They're not really my thing. I prefer to talk to people on a one-to-one basis instead of fielding multiple conversations. I find it distracting and think it's difficult to give any one individual my full attention. There is nothing worse than trying to talk to someone who is distracted - you just feel like you're bugging them.

I much prefer a black-box / private chat.
Please report anything that looks questionable to a moderator.

Thank you.


Fantasy author Terry Pratchett has died aged 66 after a long battle with Alzheimer's disease.

"The world has lost one of its brightest, sharpest minds," said Transworld Publishers' Larry Finlay.

Sir Terry, best known for the Discworld series, wrote more than 70 books over his lengthy career.

He was first diagnosed with Alzheimer's in 2007, but continued writing, completing his final book last summer.

The author died at home, surrounded by his family.
Writes really hot lesbian erotica and has a lovely bottom. smile
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Looks like you're goin' down (on me), Kittygirl! ;)


Quote by Weavindreams
WELL DAMN! I wish I'd known this was coming BEFORE Sheri and I submitted my first one, as I'm sure that previously submitted stories will NOT be eligible. Oh well, I guess it's time to crank the perversion meter to high again.


Co-authored stories are not eligible. smile

https://www.lushstories.com/competitions/standard-rules.aspx
"And why should I give you the job?" asked Sue. Tom took out his huge cock and slapped it down onto her desk. "I see. Can you start Monday?"

(Nicola has gotta tweet one of my funny ones sooner or later.)