There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole I could fuck it
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Liz
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 31
0 miles · England
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Quote by sprite
There once was a girl names sprite
who love nothing more than to write
when asked what she thought
of poems that limericks were not
she said 'all them peoples i'll fight'.
Sprite kitty made my day sunny
With bee undies I thought were funny
She has a cute little bum
Nice and firm like a plum
And a foof that tastes like sweet honey
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Quote by squiffy
This reminds me of a game that originated in Australia back in the '60's -- I've never played it, mind you -- called the Soggy Biscuit game.
It involves a a crowd of blokes all standing around and knocking one out over a biscuit. Now the last geezer to blow his load on the biscuit has to eat it.
I know I'm a wrong'un, but I thought I'd mention it just to put you all off your dinner. It certainly put me off mine when I first heard about it.
I can't get the link to paste, but it has a entry on wikipedia if you don't believe me.
That would have to be a Hobnob. I can't imagine a Digestive or a Rich Tea being up to the challenge.
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Quote by Simran_Kaur_Chawla
well if u guys allow and we are able to make one app..would u guys allow it
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What exactly would you have the app do beyond what the existing app and mobile site offers?
Beyond that functionality, would it not just be easier to use the full version of the site?
As far as programming your own app, I can't speak for Nicola and Gav on this but I would hazard a guess at the answer being no. I'm sure it would require access to certain scrips and API information which would constitute a security risk.
It would probably be more straight forward for you to request in the following thread any functionality additions you would like to see on the mobile version of the site:
https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst12279_Which-improvements-or-features-would-you-like-to-see-added.aspx
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Quote by Simran_Kaur_Chawla
Is it possible that we can have a lush profile so we don't have to open the browser every time to take a look at what's happening.in fact I know a bit about programming...and I am willing to learn. So if anybody wants to get together and we can make the app....only if the site moderators allow it.
Google pulled all of the 'adult' android apps from the Play Store. You can still download the APK from here though:
http://www.lushpublishing.com/lush-stories-android-app/
This is only a 'reader' and does not have any login functionality.
Note: You will also need to edit your Android OS security settings to allow apps from non-market sources.
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There is an easy workaround for people that want to navigate to a specific page number - just edit the page URL.
If you go to the front page and click the 'Next' button to move to page 2, the URL looks like this:
[code]https://www.lushstories.com/?page=2&cs=30[/code]
Just edit where it says 'page=2' to the number you wish to look at.
For example - if I wanted to go to page 37, I'd just edit it to look like this:
[code]https://www.lushstories.com/?page=37&cs=30[/code]
Works a treat.
L x
If you go to the front page and click the 'Next' button to move to page 2, the URL looks like this:
[code]https://www.lushstories.com/?page=2&cs=30[/code]
Just edit where it says 'page=2' to the number you wish to look at.
For example - if I wanted to go to page 37, I'd just edit it to look like this:
[code]https://www.lushstories.com/?page=37&cs=30[/code]
Works a treat.
L x
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They're not really my thing. I prefer to talk to people on a one-to-one basis instead of fielding multiple conversations. I find it distracting and think it's difficult to give any one individual my full attention. There is nothing worse than trying to talk to someone who is distracted - you just feel like you're bugging them.
I much prefer a black-box / private chat.
I much prefer a black-box / private chat.
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Fantasy author Terry Pratchett has died aged 66 after a long battle with Alzheimer's disease.
"The world has lost one of its brightest, sharpest minds," said Transworld Publishers' Larry Finlay.
Sir Terry, best known for the Discworld series, wrote more than 70 books over his lengthy career.
He was first diagnosed with Alzheimer's in 2007, but continued writing, completing his final book last summer.
The author died at home, surrounded by his family.
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Quote by Weavindreams
WELL DAMN! I wish I'd known this was coming BEFORE Sheri and I submitted my first one, as I'm sure that previously submitted stories will NOT be eligible. Oh well, I guess it's time to crank the perversion meter to high again.
Co-authored stories are not eligible.
https://www.lushstories.com/competitions/standard-rules.aspx
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Quote by gr8terlove
So please "point " me in the right (D)erection
https://www.lushstories.com/mazza
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If Steph's computer hadn't blown up with all of the filthy European hardcore pornography he has been downloading lately, that's probably what he'd say.
(Except it'd all be uppercase and have too many exclamation marks at the end...)
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I'm not the most sociable person on Lush. I can be honest and admit that. I don't spend very much time posting sexy images on other people's profiles or PM'ing people regularly to keep in touch. To be frank, I really struggle to find the time for the little things.
Something I've been remiss about lately is thanking the people that take the time to read my stories and offer their thoughts and comments on them. I know we have a 'reply' feature on there now but I don't think I've ever used it. I should though.
I suppose this is my way of saying thank you. I appreciate every comment you guys leave me and I do read them all.
(If anyone else wants to use this thread to thank their readers, go for it!)
Liz x
(Except it'd all be uppercase and have too many exclamation marks at the end...)
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I'm not the most sociable person on Lush. I can be honest and admit that. I don't spend very much time posting sexy images on other people's profiles or PM'ing people regularly to keep in touch. To be frank, I really struggle to find the time for the little things.
Something I've been remiss about lately is thanking the people that take the time to read my stories and offer their thoughts and comments on them. I know we have a 'reply' feature on there now but I don't think I've ever used it. I should though.
I suppose this is my way of saying thank you. I appreciate every comment you guys leave me and I do read them all.
(If anyone else wants to use this thread to thank their readers, go for it!)
Liz x
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Quote by sprite
I remember it well. I was 18, hanging out with some friends, shooting a little b-ball, and thinking... you know? life isn't hard enough, i bet it would be harder if i was gay. i think i'm going to be gay. that was my moment, the moment i decided to be gay. since then, i'm also decided to a dinosaur, an astronaut, and a small planet orbiting Cygnus.
*nods*
I lost a game of poker. I'd love a bit of cock but a bet is a bet.
