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Liz

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Lesbian Female, 31

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19 Feb 2015

Quote by asleep
OK...I'm quick to admit I do not know the technicalities of writing style(s), but I did figure out the 5 - 7 - 5 thing with haikus and have seen some rater creative writing(s) in that format ... better than just rhyming for rhyming sake. Thus ... why / what is the problem with haikus...??

Haiku are a deliberately short poetry format. Effectively just small expressions about a quirky observation or some other event. Being that they lack any significant substance as a piece of literature, it has been decided that we will not be publishing them.

If we did, there would undoubtedly be a deluge of submissions from authors. They would flood the story queue and the front page day after day, simply by the fact that they are quick and easy to write. This would have a number of knock-on effects which would hinder the moderators from processing the other story submissions.

Quote by Mysteria27
Just remember your sad poems and any rejected poems can always be put on Lush's non-erotic site.

http://www.storiesspace.com

A lot of the same members that are here are also over there. Just a thought.

Hugs,
Mysteria

It is worth pointing out that not all submissions that are rejected by Lush will necessarily be approved by the SS site. They too have quality standards and their own team of verifiers. If your poem was rejected on quality grounds here, then more than likely you will have the same response by the SS mod team.

18 Feb 2015

Quote by overmykneenow
Poems are taking over Lush. Mind you I think you mods have to shoulder some of the blame for that - you're even accepting haikus now!

Actually, we're not supposed to be. Please let me know (off the forum) if you spot any that slipped through the net.

We process a huge number of submission every month, so it's not surprising if one or two end up being approved by accident.

Thank you. smile

smile

18 Feb 2015

Quote by sprite
I was referring to poems submitted for publication.

So I can post really depressing emo stuff on the forum?

Why do you hate me, emo kitty?
You scratch my arm when I try to sitty
On the sofa which is next to your bed,
You look at me like you want me dead.

I'd like to scratch behind your ear
But always hesitate out of fear
That you'll rip off my finger and run away.
I don't have any health insurance, okay!

I hear you moving late a night
Hiding in shadows out of sight,
Waiting for me to go for a pee
To launch an attack whilst laughing with glee.

I know it was you that slashed my front tire
And turned on the stove which started that fire,
But I'll have the last laugh, it was in a wonderful dream,
An image of you covered in hair removal cream.

18 Feb 2015

Quote by sprite
True Story - Lizzy's and my first date, she took me dancing to Sinatra's Fly me to the Moon. She's like an onion - smelly and makes you cry... umm... i meant incredibly layered!

I remember that. love3

love3

*takes your hand and twirls you*

17 Feb 2015

Quote by stephanie
All INCREDIBLY correct!!! And so QUICKLY!!!

(You gotta LOVE Her!)

xx SF

Incredibly?

You cheeky so and so. All of those, with the exception of Little Richard, make an appearance in my music collection. smile

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Edit: I love the lyrics to number two. I might have to Google that one.

17 Feb 2015

Quote by stephanie
Today, we're doing SONG LYRICS. Identify the SONG, (extra points for the Artist!!) Easy, right?

1 - R.E.M. - Radio Free Europe

5 - The Beatles - I Am The Walrus

7 - The Eagles - Hotel California

8 - The Cure - The Lovecats

9 - Little Richard - Tutti Frutti (Had to read it out loud to get it! lol)

10 - Frank Sinatra - That's Life

That's all I got.

L x

17 Feb 2015

Quote by Mysteria27
Hush Miss Liz....you are telling secrets....

(I do read you know....I did get all the Romantic Ones)

The harder ones i may have looked at google....

Googling the answers defeats the purpose of the quiz though. Would you not agree?

You either know the answers or you don't. I think Steph was hoping people would have a crack at it without the aid of a search engine.

16 Feb 2015

*Googles answers*

16 Feb 2015

A guy sauntered up with a sway
Which I thought made him look rather gay,
Until he grabbed my arse and leaned in to say,
"Twenty bucks for suck round the back, hey?"

"You cheeky fuck!" I screamed outside the cafe.
And although it might have been somewhat cliché,
I twatted him with a cafeteria tray
There in Santa Monica Bay.

I need a coffee.

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Sprite: "Is the coffee bit part of the poem?"

Me: "Umm... does it work as part of the poem?"

Sprite: "Kinda."

Me: "Of course it's part of the poem!"

Sprite: "Doesn't rhyme though."

Me: "I need a coffee and a chocolate chip cook-kay?"

Sprite: angry7

angry7

9 Feb 2015

Quote by nicola
Can you elaborate? I read this 4 times and still don't understand (very long Sunday lunch yesterday...).

I think Mazza was referring to the amount of time you have to wait before you can score another story. It's currently limited to one every 5 minutes I think?

7 Feb 2015

112 please smile

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6 Feb 2015

Quote by SsshPornForWomen
Hi,
Coleen Singer from Sssh.com happy to me a new member at lushstories!
I've actually been working in the erotica for women niche since 1999 as an author, film maker and sexuality commentator and thought I'd drop an anchor here as it is very highly recommended by my colleagues. Anyway, my boss, Angie at Sssh.com reached out to Nicola this week to see how we might contribute intersting things, so here I am!

Feel free to check out my profile and give me any suggestions you have for me to be an active part of this community!

Hugs,
Coleen Singer

Welcome to Lush, Coleen!

You're in for a treat, we are a very lively community on here. The forum is a great place to familiarise yourself with the site in general, and of course all the 'good stuff' can be found from the front page.

We have some truly outstanding erotica authors on Lush and quite a collection of toe-curling naughtiness for you to sink your teeth into. Perhaps you'll consider sharing a story or two of your own with us in due course?

If you need help with anything, please feel free to contact either myself or one of the other moderators and we'd be happy to point you in the right direction. smile

smile

Hope you have fun!

Liz

6 Feb 2015

Isn't 'virgin slut' an oxymoron? lol.

Welcome to Lush, Villy.

4 Feb 2015

Quote by BiMale73
I already knew that it's not allowed, but that's not what I asked.
So therefore my question: what to do when one encounters this?

Best to drop us a note through the contact form and we'll look into it. smile

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2 Feb 2015

Congratulations, guys! This was a tricky competition theme and you all did really well.

Let's crack open a bottle of bubbly! Pour Wine

Pour Wine

Liz x

30 Jan 2015

Quote by Dani
There's really only one thing you can do in a situation like this:

Accept the contact for the challenge that it is, rip off your shirt and/or bra, and formally challenge her to a titty fight. This is done by screaming "TITTY FIGHT!" In response, your soon to be opponent will also rip off her shirt/bra as acceptance of your challenge.

Most bystanders know what to do in these situations, so someone will procure a six-pack of butterscotch pudding. Don't ask questions, just accept it. Your instincts will tell you what to do with it when the time comes.

Now, the chesticle battle begins! Place your hands behind your head or your arms at your sides and sway in a left-to-right motion. Your opponent will follow suit, and your boobages will engage in a slap-battle.

The last one standing wins.

28 Jan 2015

Quote by stephanie
Oooooh, Dexie! I started off SO GOOD... (I ended up sat in a swivel chair stroking a white cat...) xx SF

You helped me a lot when I started. Still do from time to time, don't cha? smile

smile

L x

28 Jan 2015

Häagen-Dazs ice cream.

Wait... what was the question again?

27 Jan 2015

I used to have to hide my toys in a small box under my bed. Now that I live with my girlfriend, we have a glass dildo in the freezer.

The times they are a-changin'

26 Jan 2015

'twas good.

Steph: "Is that it? 'twas good? What sort of fucking critique is that?! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!"

Me: "Well, I said yes because you didn't use any exclamation marks."

Steph: "Very funny. Come on, I want the truth."

Me: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Steph: "I'm seeing a pattern here..."

26 Jan 2015

Quote by sprite
that's odd... she's actually pretty mean. AND she swears like a sailor. Most of the mods are kind of scared of her, honestly... do NOT tell her I told you this!

I can confirm that KatieElizabeth is very mean.

One time she had cookies and didn't share. Made me sad.

23 Jan 2015

Well, you don't want them to explode, do you? They've gotta get rid of it somehow. I heard that if guys don't spank the monkey from time to time, they can get to a point where it would be inadvisable to sneeze.

Milik: "Are you high?"

Me: "Not right now." Embarassed

Embarassed

22 Jan 2015

Quote by knobby
I may have discovered this late, but for those not yet in the know, there are free sites on the web, through which you can recover deleted pictures, either uploaded or downloaded, from memory cards, hard drives etc. Even pictures you deleted long ago can be recovered for free. So think on when selling cameras or mobile/cell phones or allowing others to use your technology particularly any containing the kind of private pictures we see here on lush.

I'd be interested to learn more from anyone who has used any of these image recovery sites. Are deleted images really ever deleted?

When you delete files on your computer they are not actually erased. Your operating system simply marks that sector of your hard drive as free space which can be written over with other data later on.

There are several applications which can be used to scan this 'free space' and retrieve whatever is still stored there. Some are free to download and work remarkably well. Due to the obvious privacy issues with using 'free online services' to do this, I would highly recommend downloading an app instead of trusting a 3rd party.

This one is quite popular:

https://www.piriform.com/recuva

This app also has a feature that can securely wipe your drive's free space in order to make deleted files unrecoverable. An especially good idea if you are ever selling a computer or laptop without first formatting it.

22 Jan 2015

When you delete files on your computer they are not actually erased. Your operating system simply marks that sector of your hard drive as free space which can be written over with other data later on.

There are several applications which can be used to scan this 'free space' and retrieve whatever is still stored there. Some are free to download and work remarkably well. Due to the obvious privacy issues with using 'free online services' to do this, I would highly recommend downloading an app instead of trusting a 3rd party.

This one is quite popular:

https://www.piriform.com/recuva

This app also has a feature that can securely wipe your drive's free space in order to make deleted files unrecoverable. An especially good idea if you are ever selling a computer or laptop without first formatting it.

21 Jan 2015

Do you know what it is? Honestly? There are so many men pretending to be women on Lush that it puts people off cybering.

You see these profiles that pop up, usually a young, single, very attractive girl. They have a gorgeous avatar and some risqué photos on their profile page. They make a point of telling everyone they're a lesbian and that they are only interested in 'having fun' with other girls.

BUT...

Anyone with half a brain can work out that actually, those aren't photos of her. They were more than likely found online somewhere in an 'amateur photo gallery' and uploaded as window-dressing for the gullible and trusting.

What really makes me giggle is thinking about two guys jerking off at home, chatting to each other as lesbian girls online. They must know!

Fake Girl 1: "Lick my clit, baby!"

Fake Girl 2: "Ooo, yeah. Both of them?"

Fake Girl 1: "Hell yes. You make me so wet! It's like... squirting all over the place! LOL"

Fake Girl 2: "That's so hot. What do you taste like?"

Fake Girl 1: "Rainbow sherbet."

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!

And that's probably why real lesbian members of Lush are reluctant to cyber.

Liz

20 Jan 2015

The Red Velvet Oreo is real and it's coming February 2nd.

The tropes of a product cycle — rumors, speculation, confirmation, and hands-on impressions — typically don't apply to a cookie. But that's the story behind the red velvet Oreo, which leaked in late October and has been confirmed for release on February 2nd. The 20-cookie package (less than the standard Oreo) will cost approximately $4.50 and be available for about 6-8 weeks (aka "through Valentine's Day and beyond") or whenever supplies run out.

So how's it taste? A number of media outlets — including Time, BuzzFeed, and Good Morning America — have weighed in with various levels of excitement. The general consensus seems to be that it's a slightly sweeter version of the regular Oreo with no hints of cream cheese, the de facto frosting flavor for red velvet confectionary.

If you can't wait to try a cookie, Oreo is running a contest to send out free boxes this week to 20,250 people (yes, a strangely specific number).

Source: http://www.theverge.com/2015/1/20/7857191/red-velvet-oreo-for-valentines-day

19 Jan 2015

Quote by daddysweetheart
Make it much faster.

I use my tablet to do both and it takes a long time.

(Changing the background, changing my avatar.)

It might take a long time with so many pictures, too.

If I understand you correctly, you'd like a way to change your avatar and profile background to the same single image in one go?

Once an image is uploaded to your gallery, all you have to do is navigate to the 'change avatar' and 'customize profile' pages in your account settings and then click on it in the list. This seems like really over-engineering a simple task for something that would only be of use to people who have their avatars and profile backgrounds matching.

I'm sure Gav could do it, but sweet fluffy sugar muffins you should see the size of his to-do list! smile

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19 Jan 2015

Quote by trinket
I'm curious to know why there are 10 top stories and only 5 top poems with no top poetry authors listed on the home page? Didn't there used to be top 10 poems instead of 5?

The 'top authors' list is not exclusive to just writers of stories, poets are included in that list also, hence the title.

As for the 'poetry picks' section, that has always been a top five list. (I checked a random selection of site caches on the Internet Archive as far back as 2010)

Quote by daddysweetheart
Is it possible for an option to be match background to avatar button?

What exactly would this button do?

19 Jan 2015

Happy birthday, Larry! Pint Drunk

Pint Drunk

15 Jan 2015

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUZ!

Hope you have a wonderful day. Liz xx

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