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Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Mazza
I'd like it if once a competition has ended, all of the stories didn't disappear from the list.
It would be good to be able to go back through and read the other entries for posterity, but especially in a comp that's just ended when you've not managed to read all of the entries before they disappear - they're all lost now and while I will most likely manage the entries by my friends (eventually), the chances of me catching any others are very slim...
It's a bit frustrating...
They're still showing for me on the comp page.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by shooter57
Does anyone know if something has happened to Goodhusband and why he has not posted subsequent chapters to "Awakenings"? He indicated that he was taking a break but beyond that I haven't heard if he was ill or something else was wrong. He is usually very prompt and quite diligent in completing stories.
Accord to his page he last signed in three days ago. I'd suggest you send him a PM to ask.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by stephanie
Don't tell US what we TRY to post!!!
(THIS IS A WEBSITE!!!!!! ARE YOU NUTS???)
xx SF
WE TRY TO POST WHAT WE WRITE WITH CONFIDENCE ENOUGH TO POST???
FOR FUCK SAKE??? YOU CHOOSE what GOES UP...
NOT OUR DEAL. If it's HERE YOU approved it!!!
xx SF
I'm going to get a pair of pliers and remove the caps lock from your keyboard if you carry on.
L xx
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by asleep
OK...I'm quick to admit I do not know the technicalities of writing style(s), but I did figure out the 5 - 7 - 5 thing with haikus and have seen some rater creative writing(s) in that format ... better than just rhyming for rhyming sake. Thus ... why / what is the problem with haikus...??
Haiku are a deliberately short poetry format. Effectively just small expressions about a quirky observation or some other event. Being that they lack any significant substance as a piece of literature, it has been decided that we will not be publishing them.
If we did, there would undoubtedly be a deluge of submissions from authors. They would flood the story queue and the front page day after day, simply by the fact that they are quick and easy to write. This would have a number of knock-on effects which would hinder the moderators from processing the other story submissions.
Quote by Mysteria27
Just remember your sad poems and any rejected poems can always be put on Lush's non-erotic site.
http://www.storiesspace.com
A lot of the same members that are here are also over there. Just a thought.
Hugs,
Mysteria
It is worth pointing out that not all submissions that are rejected by Lush will necessarily be approved by the SS site. They too have quality standards and their own team of verifiers. If your poem was rejected on quality grounds here, then more than likely you will have the same response by the SS mod team.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by overmykneenow
Poems are taking over Lush. Mind you I think you mods have to shoulder some of the blame for that - you're even accepting haikus now!
Actually, we're not supposed to be. Please let me know (off the forum) if you spot any that slipped through the net.
We process a huge number of submission every month, so it's not surprising if one or two end up being approved by accident.
Thank you.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by sprite
I was referring to poems submitted for publication.
So I can post really depressing emo stuff on the forum?
Why do you hate me, emo kitty?
You scratch my arm when I try to sitty
On the sofa which is next to your bed,
You look at me like you want me dead.
I'd like to scratch behind your ear
But always hesitate out of fear
That you'll rip off my finger and run away.
I don't have any health insurance, okay!
I hear you moving late a night
Hiding in shadows out of sight,
Waiting for me to go for a pee
To launch an attack whilst laughing with glee.
I know it was you that slashed my front tire
And turned on the stove which started that fire,
But I'll have the last laugh, it was in a wonderful dream,
An image of you covered in hair removal cream.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by stephanie
All INCREDIBLY correct!!! And so QUICKLY!!!
(You gotta LOVE Her!)
xx SF
Incredibly?
You cheeky so and so. All of those, with the exception of Little Richard, make an appearance in my music collection.
Edit: I love the lyrics to number two. I might have to Google that one.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by stephanie
Today, we're doing SONG LYRICS. Identify the SONG, (extra points for the Artist!!) Easy, right?
1 - R.E.M. - Radio Free Europe
5 - The Beatles - I Am The Walrus
7 - The Eagles - Hotel California
8 - The Cure - The Lovecats
9 - Little Richard - Tutti Frutti (Had to read it out loud to get it! lol)
10 - Frank Sinatra - That's Life
That's all I got.
L x
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Mysteria27
Hush Miss Liz....you are telling secrets....
(I do read you know....I did get all the Romantic Ones)
The harder ones i may have looked at google....
Googling the answers defeats the purpose of the quiz though. Would you not agree?
You either know the answers or you don't. I think Steph was hoping people would have a crack at it without the aid of a search engine.
Scarlet Seductress
A guy sauntered up with a sway
Which I thought made him look rather gay,
Until he grabbed my arse and leaned in to say,
"Twenty bucks for suck round the back, hey?"
"You cheeky fuck!" I screamed outside the cafe.
And although it might have been somewhat cliché,
I twatted him with a cafeteria tray
There in Santa Monica Bay.
I need a coffee.
### ###
Sprite: "Is the coffee bit part of the poem?"
Me: "Umm... does it work as part of the poem?"
Sprite: "Kinda."
Me: "Of course it's part of the poem!"
Sprite: "Doesn't rhyme though."
Me: "I need a coffee and a chocolate chip cook-kay?"
Sprite:
Which I thought made him look rather gay,
Until he grabbed my arse and leaned in to say,
"Twenty bucks for suck round the back, hey?"
"You cheeky fuck!" I screamed outside the cafe.
And although it might have been somewhat cliché,
I twatted him with a cafeteria tray
There in Santa Monica Bay.
I need a coffee.
### ###
Sprite: "Is the coffee bit part of the poem?"
Me: "Umm... does it work as part of the poem?"
Sprite: "Kinda."
Me: "Of course it's part of the poem!"
Sprite: "Doesn't rhyme though."
Me: "I need a coffee and a chocolate chip cook-kay?"
Sprite:
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by nicola
Can you elaborate? I read this 4 times and still don't understand (very long Sunday lunch yesterday...).
I think Mazza was referring to the amount of time you have to wait before you can score another story. It's currently limited to one every 5 minutes I think?
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by SsshPornForWomen
Hi,
Coleen Singer from Sssh.com happy to me a new member at lushstories!
I've actually been working in the erotica for women niche since 1999 as an author, film maker and sexuality commentator and thought I'd drop an anchor here as it is very highly recommended by my colleagues. Anyway, my boss, Angie at Sssh.com reached out to Nicola this week to see how we might contribute intersting things, so here I am!
Feel free to check out my profile and give me any suggestions you have for me to be an active part of this community!
Hugs,
Coleen Singer
Welcome to Lush, Coleen!
You're in for a treat, we are a very lively community on here. The forum is a great place to familiarise yourself with the site in general, and of course all the 'good stuff' can be found from the front page.
We have some truly outstanding erotica authors on Lush and quite a collection of toe-curling naughtiness for you to sink your teeth into. Perhaps you'll consider sharing a story or two of your own with us in due course?
If you need help with anything, please feel free to contact either myself or one of the other moderators and we'd be happy to point you in the right direction.
Hope you have fun!
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Dani
There's really only one thing you can do in a situation like this:
Accept the contact for the challenge that it is, rip off your shirt and/or bra, and formally challenge her to a titty fight. This is done by screaming "TITTY FIGHT!" In response, your soon to be opponent will also rip off her shirt/bra as acceptance of your challenge.
Most bystanders know what to do in these situations, so someone will procure a six-pack of butterscotch pudding. Don't ask questions, just accept it. Your instincts will tell you what to do with it when the time comes.
Now, the chesticle battle begins! Place your hands behind your head or your arms at your sides and sway in a left-to-right motion. Your opponent will follow suit, and your boobages will engage in a slap-battle.
The last one standing wins.
Scarlet Seductress
'twas good.
Steph: "Is that it? 'twas good? What sort of fucking critique is that?! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!"
Me: "Well, I said yes because you didn't use any exclamation marks."
Steph: "Very funny. Come on, I want the truth."
Me: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
Steph: "I'm seeing a pattern here..."
Steph: "Is that it? 'twas good? What sort of fucking critique is that?! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!"
Me: "Well, I said yes because you didn't use any exclamation marks."
Steph: "Very funny. Come on, I want the truth."
Me: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
Steph: "I'm seeing a pattern here..."
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by sprite
that's odd... she's actually pretty mean. AND she swears like a sailor. Most of the mods are kind of scared of her, honestly... do NOT tell her I told you this!
I can confirm that KatieElizabeth is very mean.
One time she had cookies and didn't share. Made me sad.