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your vagina makes a lot of noise. tell it to quiet down. it's messing with my concentration.
Noisy flimflams...
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Quote by EwaBeachSlut
Come on Nicola get off Nikki's case. If she says did not intend to break a rule she no knowledge of, then that is the something that you can take to the bank.
At least that is what I hear from everyone who really knows her.
Leilani
You know that post you quoted was from four years ago, right?
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Quote by emilykiss
Peppermint ice-cream with chocolate chips! I would really like to lick that off some well-defined abs or pecs. Privates, not so much -- would hate to leave someone, or be left, with a yeast infection. *shudders*
Ohh maybe Red Velvet ice-cream too -- that should taste like a nicer version of sweat. Yum.xx
Top marks for making it extra sexy!
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Nothing overly strange. I guess the most 'different' would be just crossing my legs and using my kegel muscles (no hands). This is how I started getting off with my first orgasms, and I'll still do it sometimes when really turned on in public places - work, school, airplanes, movies - that kind of thing. It's still fun and I've mastered a totally silent technique with no visible movement.
Tried this at the cinema once, popcorn EVERYWHERE!
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Quote by overmykneenow
The majority of authors for this site interact in only one way: writing stories. They don't come on the forums, they don't chat, they don't network, they just write stories. They don't even comment on other stories. Authors who do take the time to get involved see much better take up on their stories. If you want more comments, add more friends - that's how it works. It also works that if you want your stories to have even more impact, have friends who are more influential. This isn't a problem of Lush, it's just life. If it wasn't the case why bother building networks in the first place?
If there isn't a single grain of truth in it, why take exception? While the system may be fair and just in the way that YOU implement it can you guarantee that has always been the case for everyone else? The statement was neither throwaway nor thoughtless but comes from a LOT of observation.
I find it interesting you chose to decry this and not the OP's allegation of institutional sexism.
I'm not sure how you equate author popularity to RR awarding. They have nothing to do with each other, as I'm sure you know.
Honestly, I never got to the end of his paragraph. It's just a big block of text and blah blah blah. Yours stood out on the thread to me, hence my reply. As for his sexist insinuation, he is also sadly mistaken. Plenty of the moderators love cock, why would they be unfair to authors with one?
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Quote by overmykneenow
Have you ever offered your services as a story verifier? Don't wait to be asked, volunteer. That said, they may be inclined not to add you after that little outburst.
The system of RRs is imperfect but has improved a lot since it was introduced and has moved on from simply being a form of promotion for mods and their author friends.
There are advantages and disadvantages associated with your sex on this site but in all the time I've been here I've not seen it in the critical appreciation of good stories. There's always been an imbalance amongst verifiers but I think that's more down to men being too busy getting their jollies to do anything useful.
One final point I'd make - how often do you see editors getting a credit in fiction?
Which it never has been.
I don't know if you were deliberately trying to insult the site and its moderating team, but you've managed it in a single sentence.
It may seem like a throwaway, thoughtless statement, but you imply favouritism and therefore unfairness. That has never been the case.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
They're actually the perfect birthday gifts for friends. They're the right cost for a token prezzie and they're also small enough that if the party is at a bar or club, the girl can just put them in her purse or in a small bag without worrying about losing them later. It's kind of like the standard gift-giving option for me and my friends - and you don't have to worry about size or style or comfort or whether they'll use them - they're always awesome. And you can never have too many.
Just don't buy the wrong size. Drunk girls are unforgiving:
"You think I have a fat arse, don't you?!"
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
It would be nice if Lush had a space on its sub page for notes to mods. That way fair warning could be passed along about oft-beat spellings or unorthodox usage that the writer feels needs to be retained. Might take a bit of the guess-work out of checking over subs.
This was implemented a while ago. There is a 'Note to Moderators' box on the bottom of the story submission page.
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Quote by keoloke
Liz thanks for your help.
This is where I get the error described.
(in the "keoloke's Friends" section) today I clicked on:
naughtiestmommy. (first profile) I also right clicked and opened in another tab and window.
(In the favourite story section) I clicked on:
1) uscale-down-chpt-2 this is the address http://www.lushstories.com/stories/novels/uscale-down-chpt-2-my-husband-tells.aspx
2) Upscale Down - Going off Kilter
3) I sent the links to a friend and she experienced the same error.
I used to able to do it by going to SEARCH than STORIES than type the title, but not any longer.
On another issue. About a week ago or more I renewed my support with LS, or so I think I did. I even remember seeing Paypal as a choice and I was surprised since they usually do not accept a payment because the nature of LS. Anyway, I have to check my accounts. Again, thanks for your help.
Okey dokey, I can answer these for you:
1 - The user 'naughtiestmommy' has deactivated her account. Her profile will display a 404-page until it is reactivated.
2 - The story you are looking for was written by user 'Jane_Awsum' - they have set it to be 'Hidden'.
3 - (See number 2).
With regards to your Gold Membership, please use the contact page to send a message to site admin. They will look into this for you.
Liz
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Quote by Mysteria27
My new poem "Control is the Game - Final Part" just came out. It is not showing on the home page only in the Erotic Category section.
Is that a glitch?
Hugs,
Mysteria
What does it say the publishing date and time is on the approval PM?
Authors can only publish every 24 hours.
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Quote by naughtyannie
The comp is still open, but one of the entries has already been given a "recommended read" tag. Maybe I'm being over-sensitive, but this doesn't seem right. Wouldn't it be better if the mods waited until the comp was over before giving these? It sort of makes it look like less of a level playing field now, as if one story has been marked as special before the judging even starts.
I think this may be due to a 2 day extension of the competition. As a rule, moderators do not apply any awards whilst a competition is active.
Bit of a timing balls up, me thinks
Liz x
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Personal disputes
Please do not use these forums for personal disputes, heated debates, flame wars etc. You are expected to treat each other with respect in the forums and take any personal disputes to a private mode of discussion off the forums. If you should find that your discussion is becoming too heated or someone is becoming far too passionate about their argument, please take the discussion to private message or email.
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst6_Forum-Posting-Guide.aspx
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Quote by dpw
So an author can't delete coments?
Can they block a reader from leaving comments and scores on future stories?
No, an author cannot selectively delete comments on their stories.
I believe the functionality of barring a user from commenting and scoring on your stories is bundled into the existing system of blocking a user.
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Quote by Poppet
Hi, I need help and am not sure where to go.
I submitted a story yesterday and it isn't showing up on my profile. It was on the front page just fine (on second now) but it isn't showing up on my profile at all. I haven't posted one in a few days, so I know it isn't because of that. So, I'm wondering where the heck it went?
Please help, thanks!
Is it called 'Kiss But Don't Tell'?
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/kiss-but-dont-tell.aspx
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Quote by overmykneenow
So how does it work if an account is deleted? Does the co-writer credit disappear or is it replaced by "Co-written with another"?
Good question.
Also, if co-authored stories were to appear on both profile pages, would any awards (RR, EP) still only be be given to the submitting member?
It seems silly to have a story written by four collaborators, for example, and all of them get a badge for doing a quarter of the work.
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TV presenter Peaches Geldof, second daughter of musician Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates, has died aged 25, leaving a husband and two sons.
"We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death. "She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us."
Police, who were called to an address in Kent around lunchtime on Monday, say the death is currently being treated as "unexplained and sudden".
Geldof was 11 when her own mother died.
Born in 1989, Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof embarked on a media career at the age of 15, when she began writing a column for Elle magazine.
She left home at 16 and went on to contribute to the Telegraph and the Guardian, as well as TV shows including ITV2's OMG! with Peaches Geldof.
She also worked as a model and, just last week, attended a launch for Tesco's F&F clothing range in London.
The writer and presenter was married to musician Thomas Cohen, with whom she had two sons, Astala, one, and Phaedra, who will turn one on 24 April.
"My beloved wife Peaches was adored by myself and her two sons," said Cohen in a statement.
"I shall bring them up with their mother in their hearts everyday. We shall love her forever."
Peaches' mother, TV presenter Paula Yates, died of an accidental drug overdose in September 2000, after splitting with Bob Geldof and forming a relationship with INXS frontman Michael Hutchence. Hutchence had died in 1997.
Speaking to Elle Magazine in 2012, Peaches said she had not come to terms with Yates's death for several years.
"I remember the day my mother died, and it's still hard to talk about it. I just blocked it out. I went to school the next day because my father's mentality was 'keep calm and carry on'," she said.
"So we all went to school and tried to act as if nothing had happened. But it had happened. I didn't grieve. I didn't cry at her funeral. I couldn't express anything because I was just numb to it all. I didn't start grieving for my mother properly until I was maybe 16."
Geldof said she had experimented with drugs as a teenager, but was "never that wild".
She was previously married to rock musician Max Drummey but the pair separated in 2009 after a six-month marriage.
Her final tweet, posted on Sunday, linked to an picture of her, as a baby, in her mother's arms.
The caption simply read: "Me and my mum."
In a statement, Kent Police said: "Police were called at 13:35 on 7 April, 2014 to an address near Wrotham following a report of concern for the welfare of a woman.
"A woman aged 25 was pronounced dead by South East Coast Ambulance Service.
"Officers are working to establish the circumstances around the death."
Geldof leaves behind her husband and sons; father Bob Geldof; sisters Fifi Trixibelle and Pixie; and younger half-sister, Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof.
Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26931337
