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Quote by jamesgrey2205
Good idea - I have a great one in mind for my oral sex competition story 'His Prize'. Anyone know what the best way is? I don't see the option anywhere in 'edit story'....do you need to upload it and then put an html link in the 'story' box?


You need to upload it to your 'Image Gallery' first, then it will appear on your story edit page as a selectable cover image.

If you do not wish for the image to also appear on your profile page, make sure you tick the box when uploading which asks if you want to make it hidden.

Please bear in mind that we do not allow overly graphic or explicit images as story covers.
I watched two guys jerking off on stage once, it was in a live sex show in Amsterdam.

Didn't turn me on, but it did make me giggle. smile
Interesting little GIF series I found online, thought I'd share.













My electric guitars are:

Kramer Pacer Vintage in the Tiger finish (Love this one!)



Vintage SG in Red
Dean EVO Special Select in Sunburst

I also own a limited edition Cordoba Koa CE, a gorgeous Portuguese acoustic.
Quote by audax306
thanks Liz...I am new here....regards


No problem. Welcome to Lush smile
Quote by audax306
Big TiTs -The Double - Double Penetration


Howdy!

I'm afraid you need to have 20 forum posts before you can include images and links.
Also, this would be the appropriate location for your video:

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics49_Video-Sharing.aspx

FYI: We allow video embedding for entertainment purposes, but not download links to the files themselves.
Nicola and Gav have to trawl through this thread in order to see member's suggestions.

Filling it with petty squabbling and unrelated nonsense does not make their job any easier.

Take it somewhere else.
I've tried several from your profile and didn't have any problems.

Could you give us an example link please?
Quote by Raven_Star

They're one of my biggest pet peeves. Comma splices, I mean. This is because there are many different ways to avoid them. A comma is not meant to be used to combine two independent clauses, unless it has a conjunction to go along with it. Here's a comma splice example for you:

I pulled his shirt off and wrapped it around his wrists, he struggled only slightly before submitting to my will.

(It was painful to write that, by the way.)

Fixing that is so easy. There are so many ways to do it!

I pulled his shirt off and wrapped it around his wrists, and he struggled only slightly before submitting to my will.

I pulled his shirt off and wrapped it around his wrists; he struggled only slightly before submitting to my will.

I pulled his shirt off and wrapped it around his wrists. He struggled only slightly before submitting to my will.

All of the above are more correct than the comma splice. All it would take is a moment to change punctuation, capitalize a letter, or add a simple 'and'.

So, in light of this, I posit that most of the instances of comma splicing that we see are not intentional 'style', but rather carelessness, laziness or simple lack of knowledge regarding proper punctuation.


The 'Chapter Link' drop down can only point to stories you have already published. If you are submitting part 3 for example, it can't yet point to part 4.

Once part 4 is up, you can edit part 3, change the drop down link and save it. I don't believe this requires any work on behalf of the moderating team, it should just update without needing to be re-approved.

Hope this helps.
Quote by clum
Could be creepy, depending on the circumstances, but no objection to this in principle.

My standard rate is £15/hour.


What would we get for £15 per hour?

Give us your sales pitch, Clum.
I roll out of bed at some point after the alarm clock has gone off, could be any time really.

Shake my girlfriend until she wakes up as well, if that doesn't work I hit her with a pillow. If THAT doesn't work, I have to resort to biting her.

Jump in the shower (if we're running late we shower together, there's just enough room). That can take anywhere from ten minutes to half an hour depending on how frisky we're feeling.

Get dressed - spend a minute adjusting my bra, give my boobs a squeeze to make sure it's all good to go.

Slap on a bit of make-up. I inevitably stab myself in the eye with the mascara pen at some point. If I still look like Carrot Top, I might sort my hair out as well.

Eat some breakfast, whatever is in the cupboard. Cereal or fruit preferably.

Run like fuck across town to get to class on time.
There are nearly quarter of a million members on Lush and a lot of them write stories.

If more than 15 of those users (the same number of stories that is displayed on the front page) have a story verified and also have the same time as you set (also allowing for time zone adjustment), all those stories would hit the site at once.

In that case, it is quite feasible that your story would never actually see the front page of the website, but get buried somewhere on page two.

Not a good idea.
Quote by Mysteria27
I have a question about when you move emails to folders.

How come once you move stuff there, it doesn't show who the emails are from anymore?

Please advise,
Mysteria


Excellent question.

I have just tested this and you are correct, it does lose the sender information. I believe this may be a bug.

I'll send the details to Gav.

Liz
I'd like to write a story that is so good, no one is able to finish it.
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So .... when did Rage_Patrol become a Thread Moderator?


Rage_Patrol is the official referee for this thread. He has the power to edit or remove any posts that break the rules.
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Coco
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Chocolate girl
Wifey


You sound delicious!
Quote by Milik_Redman
I'm in a wave of erotic creation. That means I'm writing a great deal. Yeah, that is making me hot.


Ooo, poetic.

(That means he's in the bath tub.)
Quote by Milik_Redman
I'm not going to claim this is so for the op, but when I've seen these threads before, it's usually started by a guy who seems terrified that he might just end up cybering another guy who is pretending to be a woman.

Even this I find rather sad. What you (or rather they) are sharing is a fantasy. A depiction of what some part of themselves wants to be. If, in my five years here, I had seen a pattern of guys suckering in other guys and then outting them, I might be more sympathetic, but all I see here is paranoia that maybe the person telling someone that they want them to do this or that, isn't really what they claim.

So, what if they are not? There is no disease to catch. There is no nasty surprise when they drop their undies. They get off, the one who is being 'duped' gets off. Both have their fantasy dreams stroked and had some fun.

So what if there was a connection. If you're connecting, what does it matter what that person looks like, how old they are or even if they are the gender they claim?

The only time I see an issue is if you plan on meeting. Then, and only then would I consider it reprehensible to mis-represent ones self.

This discussion angers people because we are all exposing some aspect of ourselves that could not be exposed anywhere else. So, why is it okay for a guy to hide from his wife, his kids, his job, what he is doing but not for the people he is doing it with?

And I really don't care if they are claiming to be real or not. That claim is part of the fantasy. Without it, maybe they cannot be the person they so desperately want to be? That's as valid a fantasy as any I have...


Couldn't have said it better.
Quote by seeker4

I know that. I was just compressing things for the unenlightened.sGBxB1YsY1vj0zSV


I know, I was just clowning around.
Quote by simplyjohn

and just why does the cucumber need to wear a condom please or is that the plastic wrapper .. omg rofl.


To make sure it's hygienic and clean.

I don't need a cucumber anymore. I have a sex toy collection bigger than LELO's warehouse.

Quote by seeker4
I have yet to write a story set in my own profession (IT management) but I probably can come up with some pretty unlikely sentences for one if I do.

"I walked in to find the server had BSOD'ed. With a groan, I opened it up and reached for the replacement SSD."


Before you swap out the HD, you should try rebooting the system and rolling back to the last known good configuration, run a chkdsk, or even check for a corruption in the master boot record.



Try this line: Despite being a vegetarian, she'd always wanted to make love in an abattoir.