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27 Jan 2014

Cranberry Orange Cookies

Ingredients

For the orange sugar :
1/3 cup sugar
1 teaspoon grated orange zest

For the cookie :
1 cup sugar
3/4 cup butter, softened
1 egg
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 cup sweetened, dried cranberries, chopped
1/2 cup chopped macadamia nuts
1 tablespoon grated orange zest

Directions

For the orange sugar :
Heat oven to 350 degrees. Combine all orange sugar ingredients in small bowl; stir until well mixed. Set aside.

For the cookie :
Combine 1 cup sugar, butter, and egg in large bowl; beat at medium speed until creamy. Add flour, baking powder, and baking soda; beat at low speed until well mixed. Add all remaining ingredients. Continue beating just until mixed.
Shape dough into 1-inch balls; roll balls in orange sugar. Place 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheets. Flatten with bottom of glass to 1 1/2-inch circles.
Bake 7-11 minutes or until edges are lightly browned. (Do not overbake.) Cool 1 minute on cookie sheet; remove to cooling rack.

27 Jan 2014

Quote by seeker4
Quick correction. Marmite and Irn Bru are quite welcome in Canada, however they have "Canadian" versions that comply with our regs. In the case of the store in the story, they were importing the original UK versions which are not compliant with Canadian regs.

What is the Canadian version of Irn Bru called?

Edit: Quite right, I checked this out and they do produce a separate version without the banned colouring. smile

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27 Jan 2014

It can take 24 hours. It's an automated thing smile

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Congrats on the famous story!

Liz

24 Jan 2014

The owner of a British food shop in Canada says he has been ordered to stop selling Marmite, Ovaltine and Irn Bru because they contain illegal additives.

Tony Badger, who owns Brit Foods in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, told local media that food safety officials had removed the foods from his shelves.

Other affected products include Lucozade, Penguin Bars and Bovril.

Mr Badger said he had been selling the items since 1997, and had never had problems in the past.

"We've been bringing Irn-Bru in since the very beginning," he told CKOM. The bright orange caffeinated drink is particularly popular in Scotland, but sold in countries around the world.

"My understanding was we were importing legally. We've been declaring it through a customs broker and we've never had an issue until now," said Mr Badger.

The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) is reportedly cracking down on the sale of such goods and increasing its inspections of suppliers.

Irn Bru contains at least one additive - Ponceau 4R - which has been linked to hyperactivity and does not appear on the approved food list in Canada.

The other products are banned because they are "enriched with vitamins and mineral" while some canned foods and soup contained too much animal product.

The CFIA could not be reached for comment.

Mr Badger said he first ran into trouble in October when his Christmas stock was seized as it was imported from Britain. Then last week, officials from the Canadian Food Inspection Agency came to his shop to confiscate the remaining produce.

"The concern now is, with the next shipment, if it gets held there may be new issues with new products, so it somewhat paralyses our ability to bring new product in," he said, adding the delays had already cost him thousands of dollars.

But he said the agency was now conducting a health assessment on the foods to determine whether they were fit for sale.

"I haven't heard of anyone dying from consuming Irn-Bru in Scotland or Britain," he said. "So hopefully we will get a favourable decision."

One customer, Briton Nigel Westwick, told the Star Phoenix newspaper that he "couldn't understand the insanity" of preventing Irn Bru from entering Canada.

"For a country that allows one to buy firearms, guns, bullets... stopping a soft drink suitable for all ages seems a little ludicrous."

23 Jan 2014

Pop star Justin Bieber has appeared in a Miami court accused of driving under the influence of alcohol, marijuana and prescription drugs.

Police said the Canadian was arrested early on Thursday after racing his sports car on a Miami Beach street.

They said he did not co-operate when pulled over and also charged him with resisting arrest without violence and having an expired driving licence.

The 19-year-old was granted bail set at $2,500 (£1,500).

He has had several run-ins with police over the past year.

In the latest incident, police said the singer had been racing a yellow Lamborghini against another sports car in the early hours of Thursday.

The Miami Herald reported that members of the musician's entourage had apparently used their cars to block traffic on Pine Tree Drive at 26th Street, effectively creating a drag strip.

Miami-Dade Police said the star didn't co-operate with officers at first, questioning why he had been stopped. He also had an invalid Georgia driver's licence, they alleged.

Chief Ray Martinez: "Mr Bieber smelled strongly of alcohol"
The driver of the second car - a red Ferrari - was also arrested and both cars impounded, they said.

The other driver was later named as an R&B singer known as Khalil. He was also set bail by the court.

"During the investigation Mr Bieber made statements that he had consumed some alcohol, that he had been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication," said Miami Beach police chief Raymond Martinez.

"They were starting from a stop position and they were accelerating to a high rate of speed, going almost double the speed limit... in that area."

The arrest report said the singer "had slow deliberate movements" and a look of "stupor" when the officer told him to step out of the Lamborghini.

The two men were first taken to Miami Beach police station and later transferred to a Miami-Dade County jail before their court appearance.

The street where police say Mr Bieber was racing is a residential area in mid-Miami Beach.

22 Jan 2014

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"Gimme an L! Gimme a U! Gimme an S! Gimme an H! Gooooooooo LUSH!" cheerleader

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Who the hell wrote that article?

Faebook is heading for a catastrophic decline and could lose 80% of its users by 2015, researchers warned today.
The team from Princeton claim the social networking site spread 'like an infectious diseases.'
The predict its 'decline phase' has already begun - and will be swift.

*clicks the 'reject story' button*

21 Jan 2014

Quote by GardenerGuy

2nd edit - oh good - that didn't work either.

Those images you are trying to display have links like this -> 'C:\Users\****\Documents\basil clarifying things.jpg'

That tells me you are getting as far as selecting the file and it displaying the document location in the window (the one which in Dani's screenshot reads 'No file chosen'. But you aren't clicking the 'Upload' button on the far right.

That will insert the image code for you into your post. It will also store the image on the Lush server, so it won't link to your local machine anymore.

21 Jan 2014

1) What is the most number of times you have cyber fucked in a day either in a one-to-one chat or a chat room?

Three. It was a stressful day.

2) If you fuck in a chat room, do you prefer a public room or a private room?

Don't really use the chat rooms.

3) Do you have one-on-one sex, group sex or both?

Almost always one-on-one, but once or twice there were three of us.

4) Do you indulge in activities you would not do in real life, or is cyber fucking just an extension of your regular sex life?

Just an extension really. I am very select about the people I cyber with, and they know what I like and don't like. Always open to trying new things though.

5) Do you masturbate to orgasm whilst online or afterwards?

Online.

6) Have you moved on to , Messenger or some other format where you can watch each other masturbating?

I tried once for this (when I was single), didn't really work for me though. I was kind of talked into it and I never felt comfortable 'performing' on a webcam. It needs to be more relaxed for me to enjoy it.

7) Has cyber sex had an effect on your every day life, and if so what?

Not really. It tends to be a spur of the moment thing when I have some spare time. I have become somewhat more sexually adventurous as a result, I suppose you could say that was an effect.

8) If you have a regular partner in real life, do you think of cyber sex as cheating?

Absolutely not. We have no secrets from one another, and are completely happy with each other enjoying the company of other Lush ladies.

20 Jan 2014

Actually, it should look like this:

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And if you want it centred:

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But yeah, you still need to change your forum sig as Dani stated.

17 Jan 2014

Great idea for a thread smile

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I have quite a few, but as I'm a romantic at heart:

"The richest, sweetest honey dripped,
From kiss stained lips it slowly slipped."

16 Jan 2014

Quote by avrgblkgrl
Of course, and I have before.

HUSSY!

Me too.

16 Jan 2014

Only Fools And Horses actor Roger Lloyd-Pack, who played Trigger has died from pancreatic cancer, aged 69.

Comedic actor Roger Lloyd-Pack, best known for his role as Trigger in Only Fools And Horses, has died aged 69, his agent said.
The star lost his battle with pancreatic cancer on Wednesday night.
During his television career, Roger Lloyd-Pack has appeared in such hit shows as Doctor Who, The Vicar of Dibley, Hustle and The Borgias, among many other top television series.
Then there is his acting career, which has seen Roger Lloyd-Pack appear in the likes of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Made in Dagenham and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, to name just a few.

15 Jan 2014

Quote by phoenix072
HI lizz i tried but still its not working..i posted 22 posts..but no luck

According to the stats, this was your 20th post. You might want to give it another go smile

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15 Jan 2014

Happy Birthday, Buz!

Hope you have a great time.

Liz xx

Pour Wine

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15 Jan 2014

Quote by phoenix072
hi there help me out inserting a pic from my hard drive to forum....

Hi there.

You need to have 20 posts before you are able to show images in the forum.

Post another five times and it should work. You need to use the yellow-coloured icon in the middle of the 'format options' in order to upload from your local computer.

14 Jan 2014

Quote by Alexandra_A
Categories are all well and good, and the addition of some new ones may be a boon to some; however, the smaller the pigeonhole, the fewer pigeons that are likely to call in. Yes, being more genre-specific and specialist may help a reader find exactly what they want, but what about readers stumbling onto something they maybe did not want, but end up enjoying? Sometimes, the broader the category, the more diverse the experience for the general reader, and thus the broader the resultant mind. Just a thought

Surely the greater consideration should go to those readers that might happen across something they did not wish to read, as opposed to those that don't really know what they are looking for.

They could always use the 'Random Story' button on the front page if they feel like living dangerously.

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14 Jan 2014

Quote by Muffinman82

Not true, check your profile for instance, it has these buttons too.

Your profile, others' profile, the chatroom's main page, the stories page.... everywhere!

and people are usually logged on fb/tweeter on their smartphones/tablets due to the apps.

If you are talking about the ones in the header under the red bar, these don't post/tweet anything. If you'd checked, you would see that they are just links to the social media profile pages for the site.

Even being logged in, they won't do anything if you click on them other than take you to a profile page.

Chill out.

14 Jan 2014

As far as I know, they are only located on the footers of stories. In order for them to work, you also need to have your twitter/facebook account logged in, and hit a confirmation button on the pop-up window.

I don't think we have ever had anyone who has 'accidentally' posted or tweeted a story link.

14 Jan 2014

Quote by ByronLord

There is already a site for that. You could be the only girl on it:

http://www.dateatrekkie.com/

The reason I say only girl is that if you go to the site you will see that the front page only has listings from women. But the site doesn't know whether the visitor is male or female. Therefore the all female lineup is to encourage men to sign up. Therefore the site designers are not anticipating the need to encourage women to sign up. Therefore no women are visiting the site to sign up. Therefore all the people on the site are men chasing bots pretending to be women.

Which gives me the premise for my next SF themed sex story.

It would also appear, from the search box functionality in the top right, that they do not approve of same sex relationships.

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14 Jan 2014

Funny, flirty, intelligent, loves penguins... what's not to like? smile

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14 Jan 2014

Sci-Fi - Aww, yeah!

13 Jan 2014

Play as a cooped-up cat where your paw is your only weapon and mischief-making is your only directive.

Catlateral Damage is a first-person destructive cat simulator where your goal is to knock as many of your owner's possessions onto the ground as possible.

Play for free online: http://www.catlateraldamage.com/play

13 Jan 2014

13 Jan 2014

Committed to what? Each other?

If you are not romantically involved, just set them straight.

13 Jan 2014

An absolutely fantastic group of stories! Well done to everyone who entered.

A special congratulations to Ashleigh on a very deserved win. Your entry was superb. Pour Wine

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L x

11 Jan 2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COCO!

Hope you have a wonderful time

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10 Jan 2014

1. There are at least 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. In other words, around 65,000 couples are having sex at this moment around the world.

2. There are seven calories in a teaspoon of semen.

3. Researchers from the University of California found that men who helped with the housework got 50% more sex than those who did none.

4. Agalmatophilia is a sexual attraction to statues or mannequins.

5. Reports claim that the highest number of orgasms experienced by a woman in an hour is 134; by a man, 16.

6. Complete sexual inactivity may lead to a reduction in penis size.

7. Russian woman Tatyana Kozhevnikova is reported to be the world-record holder for lifting the most weights – 14kg – with her vaginal muscles.

8. The proteins in sperm give it anti-wrinkle properties when rubbed into the skin.

9. Of all nations, the Greeks claim to have the most sex (87% say they have sex once a week).

10. Approximately one in every 50 women has an extra nipple.

11. Wearing two condoms does not give extra protection against leaking; it actually raises the chances of breakage due to friction.

12. Prostitution is legal in most countries, including Iran, where ‘temporary wives’ can be obtained for a few hours, though it’s a crime to advocate it, or aid or abet a woman to enter prostitution or operate a brothel – punishable by execution.

13. One testicle hangs a little lower than the other so they don’t strike each other when a man is moving.

14. According to a 2012 survey, 60% of Britons prefer to have sex with the light off.

15. A ‘merkin’ is a pubic wig; the word was first used in 1617. They were originally used by prostitutes in the fifteenth century who had shaved their pubic hair to combat lice, or to cover up signs of disease.

16. The man who invented Kellogg’s Corn Flakes was a zealous campaigner against masturbation, and believed a healthy diet would reduce sexual thoughts.

17. The global research site OnePoll.com reported that women believe Spain, Brazil and Italy produce the best lovers. Englishmen were believed to be ‘too lazy’.

18. Strippers earn more money when ovulating, probably because of sexually-stimulating pheromones they release at that stage of their menstrual cycles.

19. In ancient China, drinking mercury or lead after sex was believed to prevent pregnancy; unfortunately, it often resulted in sterility or death.

20. On a biological level, men have evolved to focus on the features of a woman that suggest fertility – large breasts, a small waist and full hips indicate that a woman is young, healthy and probably not already pregnant.

Source: Huffington Post

10 Jan 2014

Quote by trinket
I just noticed the options for my 'wishlist' in Account settings. Can anybody tell me what the wishlist feature is?

"You can create your own wishlist from our store." - click on the word 'store' and you'll find out smile

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It's like the Amazon wishlist feature.

Edit: This feature is still under development I think.

8 Jan 2014

Yes

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TPBM once got stuck in an elevator.

7 Jan 2014

In a fun mood smile

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