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Liz
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Quote by Naughtygrl73

Tropical thunderstorms are quite common in Darwin, but catching the lightning is still a challenge


Wow! Those are fantastic! smile

This is the old rope swing in my parent's garden. Looks like something from a fairytale now...

If you call and try to sell me double glazing one more goddamn time, I'm gonna rip your FUCKING EARS OFF!

FUCK OFF!
Quote by Wilful
I don't know what you people are talking about, but this is really me.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEXY GIRL! smile
Hope you have a great day!
Liz xx


A global top-5000 site is one HELL of an achievement!

Keep up the great work Nicola & Gav
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You're welcome. I hope everything works out. If not, blame Liz...that's what I do.


Thanks smile

Hope you come up with something you can use here. Just keep it the same sort of size as everyone elses.
Save the image you want to use to your computer

Go to Account > Settings > Image Gallery

Click on 'Choose file' and select it, untick 'resize image to fit' and tick 'Do not show this image in my gallery'

Click 'Upload image' and when it is done, you will find it on the 'Hidden' tab on the right hand side.

Click on the image you just uploaded, copy the URL from the address bar at the top and then paste that into the 'Forum Signature' window between [img] tags.

(The last 'img' tag should have a forward slash just before the 'i')

Should work fine smile
If you can paste the URL in here, I will give you the code you need to use.
Quote by Magical_felix
When she be like, I'm calling the cops motherfucker and you be like, alright fuck, chill.


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Those are great titles!!


I thought this said 'titties'
Quote by stephanie

And for the life of me, I just think that's beautiful...


I love your stories.

(How many cigarettes are we talking? Did they have fancy kninnies? What if they kept them?)
Quote by stephanie

"YA KIN'T LIKE DEM BOTE, YE WEE ENGLISH DEVIANT!!!!!!! PICK ONE OR WE'LL BOMB MANCHESTER... (again...) CHILDERENDENDERIDDLEDILLEDEN COULD DIE!!!!!"

xx SF


I only do it to annoy the music journalists

"What'd she say? She likes both?"

"Yep."

"She can't say that! Can she?"

"I dunno."

"But... what sort of fuckin' answer is that?! She needs to pick one!"

"Whatever."

Alright, alright. If I HAD to choose one, for the sake of the children, probably the JT cover.
Quote by stephanie

So... Whaddya Fookers Tink? (As we say here...)

xx Stephen


I quite like both versions.

The Luke Kelly version sounds more rustic and 'old country' to me. JT's is quite polished and harmonious (as you would expect).

Different strokes.
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For those of you who want to revert back to the original view, simply uncheck this option on your settings page:

My Stories List [ ] Show my stories broken down by category


Cool

How are they arranged in each sub-category?
Quote by stephanie

I recently made the following comment upon QUILLPEN's "A Family Christmas Tale".

(I voted a two. This is rubbish. The title suggests yet there's no regular fucking, even! Give us some hot lez action! Let Santa 'cum' down the chimney!!!!! Let SOMEBODY fucking come anywhere! You have a lot to learn about erotic fucking storywriting...)

Now the thing is...

xx Steph

(Fucking barred from the Blue site now...)


This is too funny to be made up!

Appeal and tell them you're colourblind.
Lovely girl, funny, a geek biggrin

Plus now she's a silver member! YAY!
Quote by Benishere1990
Hi gav,

I am a developer too and i would suggest some changes in the site time my time..some of them are here

->i would like to place one Refresh button on the chat room page where it displays the list of rooms. Hitting this refresh button will refresh the logged in users list under each room. This can be implemented without full page postback by using partial postback to avoid unnecessary data reload
-> Bot checking by including captcha during profile creation and chat room creation
-> And special badges for those user whose views are implemented as changes in the site


1 - How many times do you refresh that page? Can't you just pick a room and enter it?

2 - As far as I know, Lush has never had an issue with 'bot generated' chat rooms. A captcha system on the account registration page has already been/is under discussion. It would also negate the need for a secondary chatroom captcha as you need a registered account in order to generate a room.

3 - This one is up to Nicola. What would you call it?
Quote by Dancing_Doll

For example, just think of the fun one could have if they were kneeling directly behind this girl.


Fucking tease!

*giggles*
Quote by SydneySider
I'll jump up and down, giggle and squeal like a school girl when they make one that can be controlled by a mobile phone app from anywhere in the world. There are apps that make your phone vibrate, but you ladies cant walk around with you phone stuff in your panties. By the way, nice review DD. Im sure the ladies will love your feedback.


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A good way to spread the word, particularly with our more promiscuous members!




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North Korea

Ran across this today and I thought it was interesting enough to share.


Thanks for the share - this was good smile