Hannibal Lector

Believe.

Aliens: Believe or Not?

Louis Armstrong

Grocery store, I go to them more often than a clothing store so higher odds.

Lick barbeque sauce off someone's nipples or get honey licked off of yours ?

never tried a 69 would be fun to try one so let's pick that one

green tea or oolong tea?

both lol. but I'm more artistic than scientific. so I'll pick artist.

Brand your submissive with your initials as a sign of ownership, or tattoo them with a special sigil you created specifically for your relationship?

The scalpel scraped the spilled semen clean

Both LOL. But Uncut, as there is more to play with.

DD Cup or AA Cup?

GAaaaah why you do this to meee. BOTH BOTH BOTH. But as music is its own language, I'll exploit the loop hole and learn music via a musical instrument

Add a taco to every meal no matter what or only drink milk as your drink of choice no matter what?

Hot dogs

Fried Fish or Fried Chicken?

Soccer.

Doughnuts or Bagels?

SVELTE

Super voluptuous Elaine loved Timothy eternally.

necklace

baby oil or cocoa butter?

cabin

Play a game of double dutch with a bunch of butch lesbians or go bowling with a bunch of twink femboys?

I'd put my partner in chastity for a year ( more fun to tease them lol )

Become a benefactor of a brick and mortar erotica library or fuck a window washer on the scaffold they use to wash windows at least 20 stories high (can go higher but not lower) ?

scuba diving!

Swap out all your teeth for fanged dental implants, or surgically get your ears pointed ?

OBSCENE

Only Bobbi Sue could eat nine elote.

pool side (as long as there are an abundance of inflatable pool toys!!)

Prank time! Egg a stranger's car or TP (toilet paper) a stranger's house?

Library all the way!!!

Film a circle jerk of college boy frat twinks or film a circle jerk of muscle daddy bears?

RUBBER

Rigid, urgent, bursting, boners ejaculated recently.

bisexual all the way

chase frogs around a lake or chase fireflies to put in a jar ?

be shared by a couple/two friends

Be a One Night Only Trance/Dubstep DJ to a Rave Concert or Survive a grueling 10 hour /5 week long Bootcamp and earn an Honorary Military Rank that grants you Top Clearance to Weird Paranormal Cases World Wide?

Corner me in and watch my pupils dilate from person to prey in seconds.

gag and tease

Row a submissive out in a boat to fuck them blindfolded in the middle of the lake inside that canoe for hours and then leave them to find their own way home as a way to earn their collar to you or serve as a bootblack in a cigar lounge in Four different highly metropolitan cities rotating sesaonally and only live in hotels and have no close friends just one night stands and hook ups?

Canoe me

Become a juggling clown in a traveling circus or a mascot for a sports team?

Church.

Live as a homeless person for a week or start an onlyfans to pay your bills?

past high school crush

do a full body paint session or give oral sex to someone with a genital piercing?

play with a married couple, not a fan of cheating tbh

Pizza WAM session or Sexy wrestling in a ball pit of balloons?

Austrian with Toys plz thx

BDSM retreat in the Outback or a Sensual Spa Retreat in Iceland?

peaceful comfort and safety

Anal Beads or Ben Wa Balls ?