happy

Wake up transformed into a Bug a la Kafka or Have incurable spontaneous episodes of sneezing when certain words (you don't know which ones) are said for a solid minute per syllable of each mystery word?

Lake

Be a Storm Chaser for a Year or Be an Auctioneer for a Year?

ugh I really need to call the dentist tomorrow, I don't want to... blah

RV

Court Drama TV show marathon, or game show marathon?

takeaway

Go down on someone under the table in a fancy restaurant or Be ordered to go commando and wear a toy that your partner can remote control during dinner at a fancy restaurant ?

REVERSIBLE

Really, elongated vulvas ejaculate repeatedly so incredibly because lost extraterrestrials.

team

make a wish on a star or throw a coin in a wishing well?

long

Dirty Dungeons and Dragons Game with a full party or Play a Strip version Battleship One x One with your biggest crush? ?

toy always toy!!!!

dirty talk as foreplay or spanking as foreplay?

regular partner

threesome or fourseome?

given my gender is nonbinary, let's go with same

hot tea or iced tea?

hot tub

skiing or snowboarding?

strip poker, I am not flexible enough for twister lol

take a hot yoga class or a tai chi in the park class?

I have a soft spot for pilots so let's go air force

1950s poodle skirt or 1970s bellbottoms ?

Halloween

Learn about an obscure bit of history and obsess about it without end. or have a compulsion to buy board games until you've bought every single board game ever made ??

partner

Run in the Rain or Walk Slowly and Enjoy it?

with a generous enough severance, I'll try my hand at a new business

Break into a house that is on the market just to have high risk sex with an anonymous stranger OR set an abandoned sky scraper on fire, and pick a floor to have sex with your partner of choice with intent to climax and get out before the fire reaches your floor ?

wait til december

ride a horse as your only long form of transportation for a year, or rollerskate in place of walking for a year ?

tough one. I mean if I tell them to pursue the other path, that goes into an alternate reality so there is no gaurantee that it will change my present. depending on the time travel headcanon you go with.

Legally change your name to that of the opposite sex on a dare. or change your gender marker on all your legal documents because someone took a bet that you wouldn't do it and you want to prove them wrong for the principle of it?

Hurst, TX (USA)

triple!

Receiving end of a Blondes only Bukkake session or Bottom for a Gangbang for a bunch of people at least 10 years older than you ?

a friend

try a fire cupping scene just to learn what it is or take nudes covered in green jello for money?

clown

date a cosplayer of a fandom you don't know or someone with extreme political views but they are very very kind to you ?

ENERGY

Each near ejaculation regenerates Gina's yoni.

Edinburgh, Scotland

Yorktown, Virginia (USA)

DELIEVERS.

Did everyone leave instantly, even Velma Erica Reed's submissive?

I like either but they are currently a dark gray so yeah.

Audition for a Hucow Maid Themed Stage Play or Volunteer to be an open hole at one of those Czech Fantasy Glory Hole Porn Videos?

one for a month

Be abducted consensually and taken to a new town with a new identity with a a high paying job. or be set up in an arranged marriage to a rich family from another country and culture?

clothes

one night stand with someone with pubes long enough to braid. or wear a chastity cage/belt for a whole month and video diary the experience?