find love

stockholm syndrome or lima syndrome?

depends on which but keep just for the memes these days I guess

Trapped in a Haunted Grocery Store or Trapped in a Haunted Library?

Sebastian Valmont

I'm always in the middle.

Schoolgirl disciplined by Headmistress roleplay or naughty librarian putting you in the stocks as a humiliation for having an overdue book (an hour for each day over due) /?

Burrito

Go to a stand up comedy show where the comedian inhales helium for all their jokes or volunteer to be the assistant for a stage magician's magic trick to saw someone in half?

TERRORS

Thursdays, Eva regrettably remembers Otis's redheaded sister.

Lasagna ( only if it's my mom's home made kind)

Spinach or Asparagus?

I mean I can make the move if 'saying hi' counts as a move? Lol.

Cookie Choice: Peanut butter or Oatmeal raisin?

William Shakespeare

corn bread all the way!

oatmeal or grits?

I'm always about friends for life, so give me an online sexy friend for life for sure!

Ride in teh bed of a pick up truck wind in your hair or ride in a limo standing up through the sun roof wind in your hair?

Whitney Houston

pull ups would be more impressive

Go swimming with Dolphins or adopt a pet skunk who had its musk gland removed?

play an instrument!

Attend a Spiritual Retreat for 6 months or Live in a Monastery full time for a year?

if I must, the free ones typically have ads, blaah lol

Baked food or fried food?

mouth.

Be interviewed on a podcast or a live radio show ?

I don't have the heart for either of those (medically). But I'd rather run a marathon cos I'm afraid of heights lol

Be in a Broadway Musical in the Chorus or be an extra in a Hollywood Film ?

both lol. but haven't had tacos in a while so ... go with that

Date someone with Schizophrenia or someone with Autism+ADHD ?

Susan Sarandon

Colin Mocherie

No.

Fake an orgasm to flatter a partner's ego, or be honest that didn't cum so they learn to please you properly?

all at once.

Cheese popcorn or Caramel popcorn?

romantic drama. I'm too melancholy for comedy most of the time

Dystopian Scifi Horror or Gore Slasher Horror?

night owl

petrified in a state of eternal orgasm by a gorgon dominatrix? or caged as a vampire only let out to feed from the menses cycle of your Sire ?

porn, mostly cos of the audio visual aspect

Date an practicing witch or partake in a ritual where you become possessed by a demon who you become lovers with?

lake vacay

date a transman or date a transwoman?

DOCTORING

Disappointing orgasms can teach orgy repeaters into never going.

fat

calzone or lasagna?

run naked in the rain. nature's shower!

mud wrestling or wrestling in jello?

Gilbert Godfried