butterflies I guess. I can barely do a plank lol

Yoga or Pilates?

Nashua, New Hampshire (USA)

no lemon

Cucumber water, refreshing or gross?

Ride Horses (don't know how to swim ..yet)

Transform into a polar bear any time you get horny or transform into a fruit bat immediately after orgasming?

oooh tough one. next Burning Man I guess.

Sex in a Hammock or Sex in a Treehouse ?

Eh I hardly use coupons and they give a really big discount so yeah full price for me I guess

Travel Back in time to attend a Jimi Hendrix Concert or Attend a Live Shakespeare Play at the Globe Theatre?

online shopping is my kryptonite lol (and I don't have to carry it home, it gets delivered, win/win)

Romantic Evening with someone who smells like a wet dog, or Receive oral sex with someone who has cat fur all over their bed?

Orgasms feel best when prolonged.

attractive homeless person

do it doggy style with a flat earther, or have missionary style sex with an 80 year old virgin ?

Low.

water

lick

audition for a broadway play or audition for a hollywood movie role?

Hot air balloon ride!!!

Suspension Rope or Bound spread eagle to the bed?

suck a cock

Be tied up or tie someone else up?

sandwich

laptop or desktop?

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Smut IS philosophical. At least it can be

uber at home

Be the subject of a several week long news tabloid story or be a fluffer for a porn studio?

The artist fixated on the way the paint dripped on her nipple.

both lol (but been in a reading mood so go with book first)

Sit in the audience for a sitcom taping, or be in the audience for a day time talk show?

lamb

Anchovies or Pineapple on pizza?

salad

inherit a pet dragon or a pet phoenix bird ?

Open marriage.

Serial Monogamy or Solo Polyamory?

ice cubes

move into a drag queen's house or live in an apartment above a strip club ?

apple

Black Tea or Green Tea?

iced tea (as long as its sweet!)

Solve a Cold case mystery with a group of amateur sleuths or shadow a private investigator for a month?

The chastity cage jingled as the slave was spanked repeatedly.

Tacos

Build a Bear date or Chuckie Cheese Ball pit photo op for a date?

The lube tasted like his ex-gf's ass, which made him cum.

twice in an hour

recieve a lap dance from a fursuiter or get married after a one night stand ?

fave musician

play a guitar serenade to your crush, or sing karaoke in front of a full club for with your crush?