Brene Brown

NEPTUNE

November ejaculations produce terrible, unruly, needy, edgeplayers.

Danny DeVito

Richard Gere

GLAMOROUS

Giddily laughing, Amy married Oscar Rodriguez on Uranus Station.

extra cheese!

Be required that you have to take seconds with every meal no matter what, OR be required that have to try a new food and eat it all regardless of if you like it with every meal no matter what?

NIGHTS

Never invite Gus Horn to Swing.

color, I have to be in the right mindset to watch movies older than the Hays Code cos they tend to be a bit problematic in ways. so I don't watch a lot of B & W movies.

Transformed randomly into an elephant or a platypus?

SERIES

Sorry, eventually reminding Igor everything, sucked.

after noon, probably even after sunset if we're real with it, lol

Cybersex with an Anonymous Stranger Online. or a Bed and Breakfast hook up with someone you find on a dating app?

free boat, i'ma keep it!

Get your boots polished or polish someone else's boots?

Bob Sagat

spank my lover but with a belt, bare-handed spanking hurts my hand lol

Receive a bouquet of surprise Roses or a small cacti garden as a gift?

send me to another planet with aliens.

be the surprise that jumps out of a cake for a bachelor/ette party? Or be the prey human that gets hunted by a bunch of horny fursuiters in a kinky fetish party?

tied spread eagle

Bone a Bimbo or Become a Himbo?

let me try entreprenuership!

Have the eyesight of an Eagle or a Butterfly?

CATS!

Ferrets or Rabbits?

undies/sleep wear

Donate your life savings to a charity before you die or Donate your body to science upon death?

TONGUE

Totally overlooking Nancy's giggle, Ursula evolved.

stay in bed longer saturday probably

Hook up with a Hollywood Celebrity or Date a Broadway Star?

find love

stockholm syndrome or lima syndrome?

depends on which but keep just for the memes these days I guess

Trapped in a Haunted Grocery Store or Trapped in a Haunted Library?

Sebastian Valmont

I'm always in the middle.

Schoolgirl disciplined by Headmistress roleplay or naughty librarian putting you in the stocks as a humiliation for having an overdue book (an hour for each day over due) /?

Burrito

Go to a stand up comedy show where the comedian inhales helium for all their jokes or volunteer to be the assistant for a stage magician's magic trick to saw someone in half?

TERRORS

Thursdays, Eva regrettably remembers Otis's redheaded sister.

Lasagna ( only if it's my mom's home made kind)

Spinach or Asparagus?

I mean I can make the move if 'saying hi' counts as a move? Lol.

Cookie Choice: Peanut butter or Oatmeal raisin?

William Shakespeare

corn bread all the way!

oatmeal or grits?