Quote by shameless009
Well guess what Lydia Baby ??? ,,,, I am still doing my yard work .
I hope the purple puppies are still helping you
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I hope the purple puppies are still helping you
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LunarVenom
3 weeks ago
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I hope the purple puppies are still helping you
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Quote by PixieQuote by Lady_Lydia
Finished Tempted
All I have to say is....WHAT THE HELL!?!??!?!?!??!?!?
Get with the program Lydia! I am done with them all and waiting for Burned to come in the mail!
So it took me a bit longer to get my hands on it! Bite meh! (seriously, I hear it feels good....lol) I want Burned so that I can figure out whether or not to write a seriously pissed off note to them if they don't bring him back! I am soooo a Stark fan, but Heath's adorable. Grrrrrrrrr....
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Finished Tempted
All I have to say is....WHAT THE HELL!?!??!?!?!??!?!?
All I have to say is....WHAT THE HELL!?!??!?!?!??!?!?
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Quote by PixieQuote by LadySharon
Where o where is my sexynsweet09 hiding?
Ah, I think she left Lush...
Yes, she did.
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Quote by gav
When I said you can wear my helmet, I meant....... oh never mind
I know what you meant, dear Gav. I just thought everyone should see our erotic genius, no?
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Quote by LusciousLola
I a forum guru now. How long till I get to be a whore?
You're well on your way Lola!
All that's next is the ceremony proclaiming you of your forum whory-ness!
...and a night with the queen....
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Aw that poor guy with the ice cream...I feel bad for him.
Elevator tackle was hilarious.
Elevator tackle was hilarious.
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Granted dear Tiff, you have a neverending zippo flame [insert evil laugh here]....but every time you light it, an adorable puppy dies. And if you DON'T light it within a certain period of time, it will explode with the power of a small nuclear blast. So, either you're a puppy killer, or you're a murderer. Take your pick.
I wish that I wasn't such an idiot.
I wish that I wasn't such an idiot.
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Granted, you don't freeze, you've chosen to go swimming in lava....sorry about the whole 'melting your entire body' thing....
I wish I lived where I want to live.
I wish I lived where I want to live.
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Granted, everyone likes you. But you become frustrated with the amount of affection you receive and decide to blow up half of your friends....and are now in jail...don't worry though, your inmates REALLY like you!
I wish I knew what to say.
I wish I knew what to say.
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No one could possibly hate me more than I loathe myself at the moment.
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Quote by ChelleLaBelle
--- It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
Mmmmkay, is that because there is a mental connection between a picture and the male or something? Odd.....
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Youngstown --- You may not run out of gas.
Or we shall a'chopoff your head!!!
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--- Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
And damn, that was going to be the very very first thing I did when I visited Ohio!!
There goes the fun you planned, Chelle!
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Quote by jtw130
- Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
...so the back seat during their shifts is okay...?
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Lola's breasts are actually genetically enhanced to plug into an iPod or music-player. Hooray for portable speakers.
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They do, but they also enjoy your company far more than is socially acceptable. Ew...
I wish my laptop would stop being a whore-y failbag.
I wish my laptop would stop being a whore-y failbag.
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Penises...
okay, lack thereof...with a male attached..
you get what I mean..
okay, lack thereof...with a male attached..
you get what I mean..