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LunarVenom
3 weeks ago
Bisexual Cis Female
United States

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Granted. But the goose sat on your head to lay the egg and the egg was so heavy it crushed your skull a bit...sorry about that....


I wish I wasn't so zombie-like this morning. [insert cries of 'must have coffee/brains here]
Happy Birthday, ReallyHard

...sorry my computer failed on you last night *weep*
Pixie, you're supposed to lie on this thread, you should know that!!! tsk tsk tsk

Anyway, Pixie and Venus' Imprint was definately the lusty kind! It's unfortunate for them both that Pixie broke it by letting Kramisha have her way with her...Rock on with the interracial, interspecies, lesbian bloodlust thing there, Pixie!
(Honey, you know I don't mind sharing with you!)
Granted, he's there....but so am I!

I wish I could have more chocolate...
Granted. New car and all. But it breaks down from lack of gas in the middle of the salt desert...have fun with that rust when it rains....

I wish I had someone here to help with my turn on...someone hot and single
Granted. But you remember those ants that you set on Jack? Well...they eat it...sorry Yoda!


I wish I could help Hanging_Dead with that raging turn on...
Quote by Lady_Lydia
I've got the Boner Song stuck in my head....damn you Hanging_Dead.


Holy crap, it rhymes, I didn't notice until now!
That's amazing news! Congratulations to you both, and as Rocco said, hurry back!
Granted, the bar is open, but is only serving ice cream.

I wish I had an operational teleportation machine.
Granted, we continue where we left off. But you have to bail me out!

I wish I had some ice cream.
Granted, you have your tattoo done now. But I'm doing it! x3

I wish my handcuffs were being used on me right now ;)
Granted, but you can't touch or dance with any of us, you'd just have to stay in the corner and pay a quarter to open the shade to view us.
So, basically you can look, but you have to pay for it at your own party!

I wish people I know weren't such douchebags.
Quote by CyberRenegade
I'll give you a massage, but unfortunately its just me.


I'm happy with that


Quote by LusciousLola
I wish to run like the wind.

Granted. You are running so quickly that no one can catch you. No more sex for you.

I wish I was in Giggles' house right now.
Not a lie Shameless!!

Shameless came back because of his undying devotion and love for the Queen Forum Whore!