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I always needed a drink before sex back in my wild days, since I’m celibate now and the only sex I get is from my hand there’s NO need to get myself drunk.
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LushPrincess
Over 90 days ago
Female, 39
United States
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I don’t think it would have the same effect if it was bottled. I tried it once on my face and it did leave it surprisingly smooth – DON’T get it anywhere near your hair though… It took forever to get it all out and tons of conditioner to get it back to its normal state.
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I butcher the English language daily which is why I really don’t have any pet peeves when it comes to how you use the words and how you spell them. “Text” talk does piss me off!
So if you’re thinking of starting up a conversation with me – don’t start it off as Hi how r u… You’ll be X’ed out immediately.
So if you’re thinking of starting up a conversation with me – don’t start it off as Hi how r u… You’ll be X’ed out immediately.
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ay ay ay ay Lush is full of complainers.. If it's not one thing it's another.. 
que cumplas muchos mas! 
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DAYUM Charlie!
I speak Spanish and butcher English – but I’m pretty good at writing both.
I speak Spanish and butcher English – but I’m pretty good at writing both.
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Well Chef, I think it comes down to how the women were raised. My family believes that if a woman isn’t married by the time she’s 25 she’ll end up alone – and no one will want her. The younger she gets married the better wife she will be and there is no reason to want to be anything BUT a wife and mother.
Some of us don’t fit their mold and we’re outcast in our own family. Want to hear a fucked up real life story about just this – IM me.
Some of us don’t fit their mold and we’re outcast in our own family. Want to hear a fucked up real life story about just this – IM me.
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It is true John, however most females hold back because it does feel like you’re going to pee – so unless they really trust you or have already done it they most likely won’t let it happen. I encourage all of you to let go! It feels like nothing you’ve ever felt… [goes off to daydream]
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http://textsfromlastnight.com
"Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name."
"Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name."
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Mine is rather tiny but so super sensitive that i cant have anything touch it directly, its extremly uncomfortable almost on the verge of painful if anything does
So is mine! The weird thing is I can’t have a fingertip, tongue, lips, etc. touch it directly because it hurts BUT I can use a metal bullet [with really strong vibrations] directly on it and it feels good! Weird huh!
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… Oh this is ask the guys, whoops! I was all ready going to give my opinion 
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Rouge wanted to prove he had a feminine side, so he snuck into his neighbors’ house to take a picture of his adorable puppy but when the doggie got scared and ran away from him – he gave it a stuffed animal and then took the picture. All to please his lush love!
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Hi 
My name is Mara – and I’m a squirter.
It all started one day while I was on my bed masturbating furiously… Before this I had always stopped when I felt that familiar sting [and the urge to urinate] but I kept going and going and after a while I squirted all over my hand. The feeling was unbelievable and indescribable, now I have regular orgasms and squirting orgasms… Mmm those really take it out of you but they feel oh so fucking yummy!
Oh and some guys are retards and think you’re peeing on them – others however know they did good and like their price!
My name is Mara – and I’m a squirter.
It all started one day while I was on my bed masturbating furiously… Before this I had always stopped when I felt that familiar sting [and the urge to urinate] but I kept going and going and after a while I squirted all over my hand. The feeling was unbelievable and indescribable, now I have regular orgasms and squirting orgasms… Mmm those really take it out of you but they feel oh so fucking yummy!
Oh and some guys are retards and think you’re peeing on them – others however know they did good and like their price!
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Oh Raine.. I'm so very sorry for you loss - I wish there was more I could say [but there really isn't anything I could do to make you feel better.] Only that if you need anything please let me know.
Looking for a night job to make ends meet pisses me off!
Looking for a night job to make ends meet pisses me off!
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Smoked pot -- $10
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-- $20
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before-- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone who has been in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older--$20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -$50
Been arrested -- $5
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had anal sex -- $80
For a grand total of - $680.50
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Those are NOT ugly - they would look really nice with some skinny jeans…
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A best friend…
My best friend and I used to date [she’s gorgeous] after a while our sex life got kind of boring, so I had the great idea of bringing in a real life sex toy. Most of the guys were ok a good fuck but nothing else. Then we met Jesus; lmfao!
When Jesus came into our life, he really took care of us. Next thing I know my girl and him were spending time alone – me being the trusting person that I am. I never thought they were more than fuck buddies. Then one day Jesus comes and asks me if he can date her, he tells me how wonderful she is and how he loves her so much.
What could I do? I backed off, a couple months later they got married. I was the maid of honor. Now that’s friendship! Now they have a baby and I’m going to be her godmother… Weird but true.
Then there’s my male best friend Ram - well that’s a different story and I don’t want to bore you. But best friends are hard to come and easy to keep. There are no secrets; there is no judging, only understanding and a love very hard to explain.
My best friend and I used to date [she’s gorgeous] after a while our sex life got kind of boring, so I had the great idea of bringing in a real life sex toy. Most of the guys were ok a good fuck but nothing else. Then we met Jesus; lmfao!
When Jesus came into our life, he really took care of us. Next thing I know my girl and him were spending time alone – me being the trusting person that I am. I never thought they were more than fuck buddies. Then one day Jesus comes and asks me if he can date her, he tells me how wonderful she is and how he loves her so much.
What could I do? I backed off, a couple months later they got married. I was the maid of honor. Now that’s friendship! Now they have a baby and I’m going to be her godmother… Weird but true.
Then there’s my male best friend Ram - well that’s a different story and I don’t want to bore you. But best friends are hard to come and easy to keep. There are no secrets; there is no judging, only understanding and a love very hard to explain.
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I like to mix it up with mine… One week you’ll have me, the next who knows… As for seeing dicks on my screen – uhm I much rather see a nice set of tits, but hey that’s just me!
HiLARiOUS!
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I have [before] I used to be self-conscious about my breasts; but I’ve learned to love them. [Hugs the B girls] I figure if a guy wants a girl with big fake breasts he’s welcome to look, but he won’t find them here…
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Ohhh snap, what is this? ;)
I hadn't heard "Ohh snap" in years! aww the memories! 
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I'll take that deal.. 
I would give chelle enough money to not have to worry about not working until February...
I would give chelle enough money to not have to worry about not working until February...
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I would get Lydia a plane ticket to wherever her “juggalo” lives… and I want details when you come back!