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LushPrincess
Over 90 days ago
Female, 39
United States
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CONGRATULATIONS Rumple
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Exakta
… and good job to the runner ups as well!
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Quote by Primal
I like all butts, but "bubble butts" are not my favorite, if I had to pick a butt type. I think a butt in between "bubble" and "average" would be what I would pick, if I had to choose for some reason.
That’s NOT what you said last night…
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I would get Lois a “Mara Platter” this is me naked on a huge plate, surrounded by delicious chocolate covered fruits and a bottle of champagne so you can drink from my belly button. Its lint free I swear!
Ok this is something I’m going to enjoy too.. [giggles madly]
Ok this is something I’m going to enjoy too.. [giggles madly]
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"metrosexuals...." 
I'm all for the well groomed male, but if he takes longer than me to get ready - we have a problem.
As for Alpha, nope there can't be 2 of us - we'll tear each other apart! [and not in a good way]
I'm all for the well groomed male, but if he takes longer than me to get ready - we have a problem.As for Alpha, nope there can't be 2 of us - we'll tear each other apart! [and not in a good way]
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It's probably too big, and needs to be resized. Nicola did that for me once - sorry I can't be of much help...
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Like Shrek said "better out than in" lmfao!
... and we have a saying in my family; I'd rather lose a friend than an intestine. [uhm yeah it loses some of it's meaning in translation.] I have 5 brothers, you can just imagine the number of farts and fart jokes I've endured in my short 23yrs of life - I've learned to stop fighting it and embrace it. Sure, most men would rather think that a female doesn't do this kinds of things - but me. I'd rather be upfront about it...
Hurray for farts!
... and we have a saying in my family; I'd rather lose a friend than an intestine. [uhm yeah it loses some of it's meaning in translation.] I have 5 brothers, you can just imagine the number of farts and fart jokes I've endured in my short 23yrs of life - I've learned to stop fighting it and embrace it. Sure, most men would rather think that a female doesn't do this kinds of things - but me. I'd rather be upfront about it...
Hurray for farts!
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Quote by Primal
If you have sex with Rick Springfield in his trailer while snorting cocaine off a mirror and wearing nothing but your socks and a lobster bib, just so you can have new material for a Lush story.
Was that … you by the window?
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Quote by ChelleLaBelle
When i text someone and they 1) don't reply 2) take hours 3) take days 4) reply with "K"
Is today Mara bashing day? I’m sorry!!! Lolz
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Why do you feel the need to make false accusations..? I don’t have to take this I’m going home! [walks off , then looks back and says] I’ll call you back!
..... [2 days later] I’m sorry I forgot!
Ok, ok, ok … You win… I’m guilty
..... [2 days later] I’m sorry I forgot!
Ok, ok, ok … You win… I’m guilty
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Dayum!.. Lush is full of snugglers… I usually put my clothes back on and leave – of course I guess it would depend on the person you’re with, and even though I’m NOT much of a snuggler [for you baby!] I will… 
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Quote by Redwolf
When pepole say I'll call you back in just a few and 3 days later after many attempts to contact them they finally call. Total piss off
Quote by ChelleLaBelle
LMFAO I know someone who is VERY guilty of this! Her name starts with an "M" and ends with an "A" and "AR" are inbetween!
YOU Liar! lolz 
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I miss the days when I had no responsibilities… Ahhh good days! 
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I love her show “Ghost Whisperer” and I’d definitely hit it… Nom nom nom but her face is kind of odd to me, I don’t know she’s pretty in a weird sort of way [yawns] I’m half asleep pay no attention to me! 
where's my pressie??
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Quote by ChelleLaBelle
hmm i gotta add my birthday wishes on here too. HAPPY BIRTHDAY (for the billionth time)!!! i wish i could be with you on your birthday!!!
STOP wishing me a happy birthday and get naked already… rawr, rawr, rawr, woof!
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Quote by nicola
We want the bling back!
Ohh you do like me! You really, really, really like me! Lmfao!!
I tried to steal your bling but couldn’t so I had to make my own… =[
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
Wishing you health, love and mindblowing sex for the rest of your immortal life (of course, if you're Mrs. Edward Cullen, this is no problem)
Oh and you know it! Rawr, but sadly my birthday was spent sex-less… Chelle! Where is you?
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Uhm I don’t like wearing regular bra’s let alone that “thing” …