Yes, I'm honest so I'll mention there's a definite possibility I'll insult, offend, or bore you before you finish reading this.

Yes, if you're looking for meaningless, no-strings attached, quick, easy cyber sex or a real-life hook-up, then I absolutely, positively, without question think you should, without hesitation, go look somewhere else because, while I'm imperfect, I am worth more than that.

Yes, I believe a marriage is sacred and a man honor ought to honor his vows. I'm confident, with a whole lot of time and whole lot more effort, you'll eventually puzzle out the answer to the question of whether messaging me is worth your time.

Yes, I have an underappreciated sense of humor. That's probably clear from this disquisition.

Yes, I publicly state I'm such a lousy cook, I burn water. [True story: I said that to a coworker once and she replied, completely serious, "You can't burn water."]

Yes, I'm sure your cock is average but it is completely unnecessary for you to send me a photo of it 5 minutes after starting to chat, just for me to confirm it's averageness.

Yes, a guy actually sent me a pic within minutes of meeting. And yes, it was magnificent. And yes, it was a crude move.

Yes, there's only 1 question to ask, since you've read this far: why haven't you moved on? I don't have any idea either.

OK, yes... I did keep the photo (divorced, not dead) and skipped the guy.

Yes, my reasons for being on here are my reasons, to which you are not privy to.

Yes, I loathe discussing politics, probably because I'm the happy-ending type, which is largely opposite of anything political. I care not for new and shiny, especially automobiles and most modern technology, but adore vintage, antique, old-school things. Used, not abused is more beneficial in many ways.

Yes, I have a low opinion of the lesser sex. That would be most males, in case you missed the insult.

If you've made it this far, I will confess I don't hate men, contrary to what the above might suggest. The evidence presented to me so far leads me to conclude most are just boys masquerading as men. I'm not cynical or bitter by nature. Just realistic enough to know, life is too short to spend it with losers.