I'M A YES WOMAN!

Yes, I'm honest so I'll mention there's a definite possibility I'll insult, offend, or bore you before you finish reading this.

Yes, if you're looking for meaningless, no-strings attached, quick, easy cyber sex or a real-life hook-up, then I absolutely, positively, without question think you should, without hesitation, go look somewhere else because, while I'm imperfect, I am worth more than that.

Yes, I believe a marriage is sacred and a man honor ought to honor his vows. I'm confident, with a whole lot of time and whole lot more effort, you'll eventually puzzle out the answer to the question of whether messaging me is worth your time.

Yes, I have an underappreciated sense of humor. That's probably clear from this disquisition.

Yes, I publicly state I'm such a lousy cook, I burn water.

Yes, I'm sure your cock is average but it is completely unnecessary for you to send me a photo of it 5 minutes after starting to chat, just for me to confirm it's averageness.

Yes, a guy actually sent me a pic within minutes of meeting. And yes, it was magnificent. And yes, it was a crude move.

Yes, there's only 1 question to ask, since you've read this far: why haven't you moved on? I don't have any idea either.

Yes, my reasons for being on here are my reasons, to which you are not privy to.

Yes, I loathe discussing politics, probably because I'm the happy-ending type, which is largely opposite of anything political. I care not for new and shiny, especially automobiles, but adore vintage, antique, used but not abused, old-school things.

Yes, I have a low opinion of the lesser sex. That would be most males, in case you missed the insult.

If you've made it this far, I will confess I don't hate men, contrary to what the above might suggest. The evidence presented to me so far leads me to conclude most are just boys masquerading as men.