I was woken up by a hard slap on my ass. I turned quickly and saw my Uncle Alex standing there staring at my pantyhose-covered legs and ass. Uncle Alex is an ex-Army man and fought in the Korean war. He is my mom's brother. "What's up with the pantyhose?" "Well, um, that hurt." "I always thought you were a sissy. We had guys like you in the Army that would suck us off and we'd fuck them." (Looking down) "I'm sorry." "Why...