It's hot. I like hearing about it. I'm just like, you little fucking slut, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you now.
If I was a member of several adult social networks I would have to take a long hard look in a mirror and ask myself what in the fuck am I doing with my life.
Live forever. Eventually with all that time I would figure out a way to get rich too.
Story time with felix, gather around kids.
One time I was raw dogging this girl's pussy, hard and steady, destroying it. It was so savage that some air was getting caught in there and she started making a fart sound every time I plunged in. She started to moan and yelp louder to try to cover up the noises. I'm not some idiot and wasn't fooled by her ruse so I grabbed her hair and pulled her head back and whispered in her ear "if you keep farting like that I'm going to shove my dick up your ass." She tried to ignore what I said and pushed back into me but again there was a pussy fart sound. I said "I warned you bitch" and pulled out but before I could teach her a lesson she kicked and flailed and escaped into the bathroom angry and laughing at the same time yelling at me for killing the mood AGAIN. Hey, I wasn't the one farting. But of course it's my fault. Typical.
I like to be punched in the face. I'm fucking raw, bitch.
She has a pretty face, a big mouth and a tight b-hole.
What's your name, what's your size?
Everything. I'm so high on life right now that I feel like I'm riding shotgun on a magical mystery bus. In fact, this downtime right now is the worst part, but it's not even that bad because lush is aiiight for killing time.
