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You should always watch porn with choir girls from church. But avoid Mormons. They are just too physically demanding.

Quote by noll
Looks nice. The way it works can have some unwanted consequences though.
For instance: I usually open Lush in a separate window in private mode, that I can hide behind a regular browsing window if necessary. I can imagine that more members do something similar, depending on where they are. These notification show up on top of every else, whether the tab that runs Lush has focus or not. So it essentially gives away the fact that Lush is running, even when that window is hidden.

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I keep mine short and sweet nowadays.

Quote by jasonnukaya
I just spent the last 4 hours chatting with a very attractive young woman. She didn't like men at all which was a little fustrating. She had a strange request and even though she wouldn't interact with me as a guy, she would describe what she was doing with herself while i fullfilled her request. Since hearing about a woman pleasuring herself is one of my greatest turn-ons, I agreed. Apparaently she had a thing for the two girls from the miller light and wwe commercials. She asked me to watch several of them and add a descriptive story to it that followed the commercial exactly. After 4 hours of this and countless times of her getting off, i finally finished the last one and she let me go to bed. Unfortanetly shed didn't really keep up her end of the bargain and I didn't get much out of it.

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what about that time you asked me to donkey punch you?

Quote by trinket
Crap

Quote by PrincessC


You should have told me that before you made me pay for shipping.

Quote by sprite


not as far, but a lot more skeery.

Quote by sprite
Once, i made Felix drive from Cali to Washington just to pickup a pair of my used panties. the man has no shame.

Quote by WellMadeMale
In January of 1999, I drove to Dallas from Kansas City (about 450 miles) once - to spend a night with a woman I'd met in November 1998 and had been chatting with on Alt.Matchmaker.com -- that one night stand ended up being two nights, one day and a breakfast...

She was moving from Vegas to Atlanta via U-Haul truck & Dallas was sort of on her way. She was...um, quite accommodating. She was also married, so there was no real chance for any future rendezvous.

This was one helluva hookup website back in the day...

Quote by WellMadeMale
You're supposed to enlighten us with your own Strangest Requests, Jack... although, we know you won't, you're merely here to add your own unique commentary.

Let's hear it, Jack... spill. I'm sure even you have engaged in some weird hanky panky in your limited experience. Hamsters, pumpkins, Eddie Murphyesque escort mishaps.

Enlighten us.

Unless you're really just a plain old Vanilla bean - Nut

Quote by WellMadeMale
The 6'5", 55 year old, bisexual cross-dresser who wanted to film me rag-doll fucking his girlfriend and then wanted me to pull out of whichever fun hole I was stroking - to deliver my money-shot all over his face. I negotiated a map-making, seminal tit-splash instead and told him that after my sperm were swimming on her flesh he could do whatever he wanted with the goo, but he was not getting facially guysered (pun intended).

He even paid me ten crisp hundred dollar bills for my pain & suffering. So there were a few new milestones crossed in that one early evening encounter in 1999.

First cuck couple encounter -
First time as a bull, directing the cuck to shut the fuck up, etc... -
First time performing before a video camera -
First time Bigelow -
First time ass to mouth -
First time watching (briefly glimpsing) a man smearing my goo on his rouge coated cheeks from his girlfriend's fake titties.

(some things you can't sear out of your memory banks)

Quote by Weavindreams
(I'm "into" a shapely as in CUTE ass, the size is irrelevant to me, it's more about the SHAPE!)

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I think I got it

Quote by InnocentBliss87


If there is any story moderators on or other writers which would sound better, in your opinion? This Karly mentally stated; angrily and irritated. " or " Karly mentally stated in angered,irritated tone."

(the second part one i mentioned wanted to capture the readers mind of how the character feels and how she expresses herself?)


(every little bit helps me out big time.)

Quote by InnocentBliss87


yes can show you a little of what I am talking about,

(Karly began to calm down she glanced down at her watch.Karly gasped, horrifiedly, "Oh shit a brick I'm late!" she let slip silently under her breath, completely forgetting where was at the moment. She looked around carefully and somewhat embarrassed,And feeling as if she is being watched. She turned cautiously to see a lady serving at the at the lobby desk. "Oh I'm sorry I do not usually swear or curse." much she said.)

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Haven't read the whole thread but is this first time someone has said this?

I'll go with boobies.

Quote by Barbielicious
shut up, subhuman