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Seems on theme. I’ve got pedophiles, rapists, and genocidal monsters on all my currency already.

Shut up Rowan

Hard at work dealing with important issues.

https://meidasnews.com/news/paul-gosar-files-to-issue-500-bill-featuring-trumps-portrait

Quote by kistinspencil

Somebody enjoyed a private smile doing their job on this one.

It was him

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No, that’s stupid.

You have a lot more issues with me than I of you because I really don’t care to chase anyone off.

Pussy

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gotta look mean and tough - they're doing battle against faucci -

one of the smartest persons in the country.

He contoured his nose

What's up with these conservative dudes wearing hella makeup?

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Still wondering whether the US has just taken in the worst folks the Netherlands had to offer over the last few centuries, or whether Dutch heritage combined with US culture is simply a combo from hell. Anyway, VanSchoiack is yet another example of a shitty US politician with a Dutch (though Americanized) surname.

I'd say alarm bells should go off whenever a US politician has a Dutch surname. More often than not they're ultra-rightwing nationalistic reli creeps. Ugh.

I've been saying this about the Dutch for years. They're all wicked ghouls.

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Is that wall covered in astroturf?

No, that's a moss wall. It's hip. Like not wearing socks with slip on shoes.

Quote by Dani

Shut up. You know you'd bang.

God you're so bad at masking your sexual tension.

You're projecting

Fit check

Listen up liberals

Baldness: 0

Beanies and plugs: 1

Trump getting a bunch of conservatives to dance along to the Village People - for years - is one of the funniest things he’s done.

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Meh. Not exactly news. Conservatives have been misunderstanding that song right back to when it came out during the Reagan era.

It's quite the self-own. Especially in a counter-protest...

Conservatives have the media literacy of a jar of pickle juice.

These are the lyric to Born in the USA

Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
End up like a dog that's been beat too much
'Til you spend half your life just to cover it up, now

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A., now

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hands
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.

Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man said, "Son, if it was up to me"
Went down to see my V.A. man
He said, "Son, don't you understand, now?"

I had a brother at Khe Sanh
Fighting off all the Viet Cong
They're still there, he's all gone
He had a woman he loved in Saigon
I got a picture of him in her arms, now

Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Out by the gas fires of the refinery
I'm ten years burning down the road
Nowhere to run, ain't got nowhere to go

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A., now
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a long gone daddy in the U.S.A., now

Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a cool rocking daddy in the U.S.A., now

Quote by RowanThorn

You’re under the impression that the stocks crash and then it’s business as usual after a few months. It’s a failed economy that holds no base in the reality of company performance.

The stock market needs to go away. When I say it crashes, it should not come back.

Well... thank you for that moronic thought. 👍

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Well, 90% of all stock is owned by the richest 10%. The other 10% is owned by the richest 50-90 percentile.

So I know who would get fucked now. Also I only bank with federally insured credit unions so my money is protected.

So, the rich will lose their shirts and the poor are relatively safe as those federal insurances cap out after about 200k per account. So the stock market crashing will most dramatically impact the richest people who’s entire fortune is kept in the tax have that is the stock market. And since it’s overvalued anyway we’ll succeed in wealth distribution pretty much immediately.

The richest people on the planet can afford to hold during a crash, dummy. They actually buy up more when the price is low and get richer once the market corrects.

Look at what happened in 2020...

Wealth distribution? You really don't understand what the stock market is do you? Do you think a dollars worth of devaluation will now be redistributed to the poor? lol explain yourself

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If we investigated every company who’s share price isn’t tethered to reality the entire stock market would collapse… so let’s do that!

Hoping for the entire stock market to crash is so idiotic. Maybe you should look up who got rich and who got fucked over when the stock market collapsed in 1929.

These are the people in states that you fly over.

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"Boris Johnson was turned away from a polling station when trying to vote in the local elections after forgetting to bring acceptable photo ID.

Sky News understands polling station staff were forced to turn the former prime minister away after he initially failed to comply with legislation he introduced while he was in Downing Street."

https://news.sky.com/story/vote-2024-local-election-results-sunak-starmer-davey-tories-labour-lib-dems-blackpool-south-by-election-12593360?postid=7616759#liveblog-body

LOL, even after Partygate the guy still thinks that the/his rules don't apply to him.

In his defense, there can't be more than one man with his hair going every which way like that.

What a stupid asshole

I think he called him a pig too. A gutless pig.

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Race complaints loading in 5…4…3…2…

Can you be more specific. 100m, 400m, relays, marathon?

Looks like the Olympics felt the sting of the conservative boycott. Finally we have some MEN in an ad.

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Only because God told him to.

God wasn’t meat watching. The pope was. Stop with the blasphemy.

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The first Queer Games given the mores of the day among men, but that was the norm, not the exception. Condemnation had to wait for christianity and its twisted morality play.

It wasn’t even gay though. It was just competition with glistening cocks bouncing around in the sun. Then they added women and now they have taken men out completely. Just look at the ads. It’s all scantily clad women, gross.

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So you just wanna see some schlong? Why didn't you just say so?

The original Olympics were a good old fashioned cock off. That is the point.

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The little leaves were from before there was such a thing as sport. Everyone who's ever done, or even just watched sports, understands that those little leaves and sports are incompatible. The original Olympians surely understood. But as mentioned before, those were only men.

The little leafs I think are actually from a pope who broke off all the cocks off the statues and put leafs instead to stop temptation lol

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It was just naked men, a real testicle fest. Women were not permitted to compete in any manner. Married women were also barred from attending the games, under penalty of death. Maidens of well-to-do families were allowed to attend under heavy escort.

See, y’all have been inserting yourselves in man business.