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Magical_felix
17 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
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Quote by CunningLinguist143
Plus imagine someone you don't really know messaging you on a social media site, commenting about how they would look into that person's light brown eyes as their tongue circled her clit - teasing it slowly, leaving a wet trail that would be refreshed with his tongue as soon as it started to dry, and all the while tongue and clit never colliding. I would imagine from the girl's point of view she would think the guy is a pervert.
No way, girls like guys with a little edge. Say it exactly like that. That you would lick her clit while staring into her brown eye. It's dirty and romantic. plus you'll be original, not like the other guys being push overs.
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Quote by CunningLinguist143
Lol. If only you weren't being sarcastic ... I'm actually quite skilled with my tongue - and I mean that in more ways than one.
I'm not being sarcastic... You should write a story about that and send it to her. Tell her how the best way to finger a girl is with your tongue.
I'm also serious about showing up at her house. Like, girls love that shit. After you blast her favorite song, be all "where art thou sweet Juliet, my tongue is ready if your body is, girl."
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Quote by daddysweetheart
Why not send her a sexy story you wrote ( in private) maybe about how you'd please her
Oh my god, THIS.
Definitely send her a sexy story you wrote. Make sure the girl character has her name too. She would love that.
Also if she doesn't respond to that you should show up at her house with a boom-box above your head and play her favorite song loudly like John Cusack in "Say Anything".
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Quote by MadMartigan
Maybe you could try acting just a little bit less of a smarmy jackass to people? I know this is a foreign concept based on how you typically post, but seriously, grow the fuck up dude.
If it takes you a month for a story competition idea to come to fruition, that's not my problem, Jayne's problem, or anyone else's problem but yours. I've gotten ideas as soon as I read the prompt. You kind of...get used to having those flashes of inspiration when you take advanced fiction classes. Or well, any writing class in general.
Advanced writing classes... advanced writing classes... Please tell me what it's like to have been in advanced writing classes and still write at an amateurish ass level. You're bragging about what so many others can do without such classes... Guess who is the one that looks stupid? advanced writing classes... Did they teach you reading comprehension in those classes? LOL go back and read what I said. I think you know what I am saying, unless you are playing stupid as well.
Quote by MadMartigan
If you can't even think of a story idea until two weeks into it, again, that's your problem. Plenty of people seem to get ideas almost immediately after the announcement. I've seen entries posted within 2-3 days. Sometimes even the next day.
You've seen them posted within a day huh? By who?
Again, you do know what I am talking about by some stupid ass people showing a bit of discretion when they act like they have a bit more than an idea on the first day of the comp after a couple hours? Right? And that is assuming they read the announcement the second it was posted lol. The couple hours is assuming they were sitting there waiting for the comp to be posted.
Quote by MadMartigan
Maybe you should realize that, uh, not everyone has YOUR goddamn level of inspiration or lack thereof based purely from a quickness standpoint?
Yes, I lack quick story ideas...
If you weren't so inflated/diluted by your utterly cringe worthy sense of importance you have gotten from a website, you would realize how transparently stupid you sound right now.
Quote by MadMartigan
With al this time spent complaining and thinking up Templar level conspiracy theories, you could have been spending that time writing your competition entry.
"Al [sic] this time?" How long does it take you to make a couple of forum posts?... I mean, since you have such quick story ideas, a forum post must take a couple of seconds... LOL.
Letting a mod on lush know how dumb she is being by posting about having a story all planned out right after a comp announcement is reaching Templar level conspiracies? What world are you living in? Templar level conspiracies... Are you being serious? Please explain that, seriously.
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Quote by Jayne33
As I mentioned in my earlier post, I think care should be taken when writing in forums, as the tone can very easily be taken the wrong way. I don't know if this is what has happened for you? I feel you must have taken my post wrong for you to respond to my messages in such a way.
I feel that it is wrong that I should have to explain myself to you (again), but I will and this will be the last I say on the matter.
In my experience, imaginative and creative people tend to have a store of ideas, it can only take seconds for inspiration strike. I understand that it doesn't always come as easily, as I've had situations with past competitions where I have been unable to think of an idea instantly. Sometimes a theme taps into something that you've been thinking about. (like this theme for me)
Having never spoken to you before, or you never reading any of my work (to my knowledge) I don't feel you are very well placed to judge my ability to come up with ideas quickly, or how much care and attention I take with my writing. I wouldn't be so rude as you've been to me with someone I knew really well, let alone someone that I never had contact with before. You have no understanding of the person you are attacking. (And even if that wasn't your intention, that is what you have done.)
It actually made me laugh at the fact that you quoted a definition at me speaking of care in what one says to not cause offense. The phrase, pot calling the kettle black, springs to mind.
I can tell from the messages that you've already sent, that this post won't make a blind bit of difference to your opinion and that's fine, but I'd respectfully ask that you desist in picking at my ability to form story ideas, or make sly accusations towards me.
And here's a definition for you;
closed-mind·ed [klohzd-mahyn-did]
adjective
having a mind firmly unreceptive to new ideas or arguments: It's hard to argue with, much less convince, a closed-minded person.
What makes me laugh is you smugly acting like you don't know what I am talking about when it comes to exactly when your inspiration hit. That is what I mean by you showing some discretion. I am not denying that someone can come up with a story idea in a few minutes...what I was questioning is you stating how fleshed out it actually was so soon after the competition was announced. You are acting like the comp was announced to your complete surprise and minutes later you had a fleshed out idea. Confident enough to post here about it that soon after the announcement. If I can see how unconvincing your explanation is than I am sure others can as well. And I am someone that has done well in comps... Others that haven't even entered comps would probably feel the deck is stacked against them.
Close minded... LOL more like a little too open minded. Someone like me sees the whole forest. You're bumping into trees.
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Artisan cheeses and fine wine. I'm not even kidding. Like, I'm dead serious right now. Motherfuckin sheep's milk gouda from holland, green table grapes, organic honey and fortified wine.
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Quote by Jayne33
Yes, I was saying I made the adjustments in a few hours. It actually only took a few minutes to decide how I would fit the product placement into the story. It's a story that I've been thinking about for nearly a year, but I've only recently felt happy enough with the standard of my writing to be able to attempt to write it.
As for Nymphwriter being sensitive, I think its due to the fact that the tone in someone's post can be hard to pick up, so if it contains humour, or sarcasm, it can be easily read as something different.
I hope you manage to think up a story idea and wish you the best in the competition.
Of course you only heard about the comp the day you posted and that same day you thought of your adjustments... Sounds legit.
discretion
dis·cre·tion
disˈkreSHən/Submit
noun
1.
the quality of behaving or speaking in such a way as to avoid causing offense or revealing private information.
Not sure if crowbarring a backburnered story into a comp theme is the way I would go nor do I think it is in the spirit of competition... but good luck to you.
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Quote by MerryDeath
So shrink her down by 10-15%! Problem solved...
(or do you have some experience that you're not telling us)
Laying type isn't as easy as it seems. So her big ass shoulders were in the way... Move them, the collar bones look off now... fix them. It happens.
Anything that you pay for is fake as hell. If it wasn't you wouldn't pay for it because you could get it for free on the street. Supply and demand bitches.
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Quote by Dreamer90
You can say what you want the photoshopped version looks better. It looks unnatural and maybe even extraterrestrial, but the buldging in her clothing is gone her silhouette is smother. Additionally have they accentuated some features and given her more color and contrast. It's what you expect from a glossy magazine cover. It's editorial and wouldn't look ok in real life.
Almost like editing a rough draft for mass consumption, yeah?
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Quote by SITTING
You have to write it! Pretty please?
Another time Emilia. Another time.
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Quote by Jayne33
I've had the character and storyline in mind for quite some time. I've just had to make a few adjustments to fit the theme. That's one good thing to come from having a mind full of story ideas, I just wish I had more time to write all these ideas.
Hope that's cleared things up for you
You made these adjustments in just a couple hours? Well that's pretty impressive. You had a story (idea) already, then you heard of this comp and in a couple hours you figured the proper adjustments to make it work for this comp. That is what you are saying? Well that is very impressive. Good luck in the comp!
Quote by NymphWriter
Really, you can't come with a story idea in a few hours? What's wrong with you?. Hell, I get an idea within a matter of minutes, it's just the time I take to hammer it out that makes the real difference. Some authors can plan out a story with in a few hours, but writing might take a bit longer. She didn't say she had it written, just planned. BIG DIFFERENCE.
I'm with Sprite on this one dude, you're being a dick, dick. [smili e=ke
No, I guess I am not good enough to have a story idea ready to start writing right when the comp is announced. I am not that good unfortunately.
You're with sprite on this one eh? Yeah, me too. How dickish of me to ask an author their method so I can learn how to have a story, sorry, I mean an idea ready to go right when the comp is announced. It's amazing. Usually takes me a week or more to have a thorough idea down for a comp before I can start writing. Probably why I struggle to get them in on time with only a few days left before the comp closes. I found Jayne having an idea ready to go right at the start when she first heard of the comp to be noteworthy. So I asked her about it, my bad. Not sure why you would be so sensitive about it. I would brag if I were that good.
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Quote by Jayne33
I've got my story all planned out, so I'm hoping it's going to be easy to write.
Super excited about this one!!!
Look, not trying to be a dick....
But how do you have your story all planned out just a few hours after the announcement? It's just been a few hours.
Is this the first you've heard of this comp and you already have a story all planned out? That's pretty impressive. Would like to know that process.
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Quote by Liz
That reminds of a story you told me once. You know, that time you robbed a bank wearing a lime green thong and nipple tassels?
You rode in on the back of a sheep that you'd spray painted luminous pink. You were wearing a Patrick Swayze latex mask, and had a gun in one hand and a four-foot inflatable cock in the other. As you stashed all of the money in your revealing undies, you shouted at the top of your voice the most foul obscenities known to man. Before leaving, you took the time to urinate in the potted plant in the corner of the room before turning to the CCTV camera on the wall and nonchalantly saying,
"Try recreating that for TV, you fuckers."
(Did that really happen?)
L x
On second thought that might make a better read.
The time I robbed a bank was less... Cinematic... Yet, more effective. It involved: Asians, motorcycles, fake identities, ATMs, weak tellers, college students, lies, and balls.
I may write that one yet. The sex would be crowbarred in though. I'd come off as a hack.
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That was probably the most inspirational video I have ever seen in my whole life. Sounds like sex with missy would be, literally, out of this world.
The only thing I would object to is that she doesn't come with that hot outfit. It's what kind of sold me on her... Still, hot outfit aside, a thressome with Bo Peep, and her finest, still has my heart. I must put pen to paper to better illustrate this desire.
*picks a banjo*
The only thing I would object to is that she doesn't come with that hot outfit. It's what kind of sold me on her... Still, hot outfit aside, a thressome with Bo Peep, and her finest, still has my heart. I must put pen to paper to better illustrate this desire.
*picks a banjo*
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I don't think lush is ready for my inflatable sheep story set in the Appalachian Mountains.
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If she just started smoking meth like two days ago, It's a turn on. I mean that bitch is gonna be wild in the sack.
But if she's been tweaking the fuck out for a few years then it's a turn off for sure.
But if she's been tweaking the fuck out for a few years then it's a turn off for sure.
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I thought the first season was better than the second. Season two was still good but I hope season three is better.
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Quote by vines
Instead of hiding behind a fake avatar, you should show everyone those gorgeous boobs of yours. No need to be ashamed my little lushie.
Maybe you should hide behind a fake avatar because you look like you just finished crying in yours. Like, you really do. It looks like it was taken a couple seconds after saying, "my goth look isn't just a phase, dad!". That or like a fangless anemic vampire. It makes all your posts ten times funnier.
