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Magical_felix
15 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
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Quote by Amylovelace
Guys how do you express your romanticism to a woman other than constantly humping her
I'm like "get on your knees and suck my dick or I'll blow your brains out."
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Quote by justhornyyoungwife69
So I am 25F/Asian married to 45m/White and its more than a year since we last fuck,everyday I stay horny and atleast want to hear him so talking sexy but he doesn't like it that much he even called me sex addict,I know I'm not,I never cheated on him well I'm starting to look for sex chat just to help me released,but I never see anyone
my question is do you think something wrong with me being horny all the time or it's my husband who's obviously ok without me to satisfied him
I was thinking that maybe it's our age gap problem maybe he's a little too old to be turn on without actually being touched while I'm still on my 20s and want more of sex
You should just go fuck a bunch of guys. He doesn't have to know... He's 45... In ten years you will still only be 35 and he will be 55... You don't want to grow old without knowing what it's like to really get your brains fucked out. Long distance... Fuck that, long distance is for jokers. Go fuck some dudes. Fuck a chick. Do it in the butt. Fuck a Mexican. Have a threesome... You're 25... LIVE A LITTLE, WHO CARES!
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Quote by clum
Almost everyone around here (central Scotland) is white, so there's no interracial relationship that is particularly common.
Non red headed whites getting with gingers is considered interracial I read.
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It's pretty simple actually. You learn the equation in high school.
Girls age ÷ 2 - sex partners = a negative or positive number.
If the number is negative she's a slut.
So, if the woman is 30 and she's had 10 partners you'd do this.
30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 10 = 5 = Not a slut.
If the woman is 30 and she's had 21 partners you'd do this.
30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 21 = -6 = She's a pretty big slut, bruh.
There is an exception to be made for threesomes/gangbangs though. Like if the 30 year old woman that had 10 partners had 6 of those at the same time you must multiply that number by two before plugging it into the equation. So it would go like this.
30 ÷ 2 = 15 (6 x 2 = 12 + 4 = 16) - 16 = -1 = She's a slut unless she keeps her legs closed for a while.
Girls age ÷ 2 - sex partners = a negative or positive number.
If the number is negative she's a slut.
So, if the woman is 30 and she's had 10 partners you'd do this.
30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 10 = 5 = Not a slut.
If the woman is 30 and she's had 21 partners you'd do this.
30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 21 = -6 = She's a pretty big slut, bruh.
There is an exception to be made for threesomes/gangbangs though. Like if the 30 year old woman that had 10 partners had 6 of those at the same time you must multiply that number by two before plugging it into the equation. So it would go like this.
30 ÷ 2 = 15 (6 x 2 = 12 + 4 = 16) - 16 = -1 = She's a slut unless she keeps her legs closed for a while.
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Quote by bobbie93
Imbecilic remark
I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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Quote by Dudealicious
Hopefully she has two, then all is good!
Quote by Dirty_D
So you are going to discriminate against those who have had a mastectomy? Shame....
Quote by Dudealicious
Nope, I just fear the dreaded "uni- boob"
That's not even remotely funny.
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Quote by ChrissieLecker
Just picking up the thought. I'm not sure if fractional scores between four and five would work and how those could be implemented so they are intuitive to use for readers.
What I've got in mind would be a more detailed scoring system with individual scores for different aspects of the story. Just making up an example from the top of my head:
1. Character development
1 - [ ] Huh, there were characters?
2 - [ ] Yeah, there were characters, I remember now.
3 - [ ] Interesting characters! I even remember all their names!
4 - [ ] Your characters were lovely distinctive, gimme more of that!
5 - [ ] Wow, I felt as if I was your characters' heads!
2. Plot
1 - [ ] What plot?
2 - [ ] Something happened, but nothing important.
3 - [ ] Cool, this story had an interesting plot!
4 - [ ] This wasn't just plot, this was storytelling. Very good!
5 - [ ] Outstanding! Kept me guessing what would happen from the first second right until the end!
3. Writing level
1 - [ ] It was okay to read
2 - [ ] There was a certain flow in the story, at least mostly
3 - [ ] This story flowed well and was fun to read
4 - [ ] Well-written and imaginative language
5 - [ ] Brilliant! This story wasn't just written, it was painted with language!
4. Dialogue
1 - [ ] A bit plain
2 - [ ] I could see that you tried to make the dialogue work
3 - [ ] Your dialogue worked well for your situations
4 - [ ] Loved the dialogue, each character even had a distinctive voice!
5 - [ ] Absolutely brilliant! Witty, imaginative and absolutely believable!
5. Suspense
1 - [ ] Sorry, there wasn't much to look forward to
2 - [ ] I almost fell for the hints, but they were a bit obvious
3 - [ ] Yep, you kept me guessing!
4 - [ ] I couldn't sit still for even a moment! Well done!
5 - [ ] I kept biting my lip and chewing my nails. God, I almost died from suspense!
6. Eroticism
1 - [ ] The sexy parts need shaping out.
2 - [ ] There were some sexy moments.
3 - [ ] This one was sexy and had moments I loved!
4 - [ ] Wow, absolutely hot!
5 - [ ] Sizzling! I've got blisters on my skin!
If all of these were weighted equally, we as authors would perhaps get more detailed feedback about which parts could be improved and which work well while the combined scores we get through these would be better balanced. If readers could filter for certain aspects that are important to them, they could get some value as well.
Finally, what's not included in the scoring above is the explicitness level. This might also be an interesting information for readers - it might also be something the author sets when submitting the story. I do know that some of my regular readers are a bit out of their comfort zone when I submit heavier stuff.
How explicit would you rate the language of the story?
[ ] Tame ..... [ ] Romantic ..... [ ] Sexy ..... [ ] Dirty ..... [ ] No holds barred
I'm quite aware that my suggestion couldn't replace the existing scoring system and mixing scores between both would be rather pointless, so it would need a separate display and a catchy name to take off.
All this would do is have people that tend to ask for votes from their friends and vote-trade with other authors to recieve six votes of 5 rather than one vote of 5.
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Are any of you that finger women while they are asleep currently on any sex offender registries?
Just curious.
Just curious.
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Quote by Mazza
8. Fanny farts are a thing. End of.
That's the best part. Make that pussy go pfrtfrtfrtfrtfrt.
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Someone sent me a PM saying I'm a "peace" of shit. A PEACE of shit. 
LOL
LOL 
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Quote by Banes1
Totally agree
Though I must add that what Master Jonathan said was very informative. To master anything in life, a person should do research, apply what they learned from it and practice the skill(s). The simplest thing to have done was just ask what he meant by "study." But I guess that would have been too easy for MF.
I did ask... I very clearly asked where he studied for years to be a master. He could have elaborated or set me straight.
I know you don't have any answers either Banes1.
Still curious as to where it is all this master studying happens.
Oh and how was regurgitated master nonsense that really says nothing, informative? I'm asking seriously. Tell me exactly which parts are informative. I see what is posted but I don't see any substance realistically relating to anything.
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Quote by daddysweetheart
There is a serious lack of respect for Master Jonathan..
No shit, captain obvious.
Quote by daddysweetheart
That's all I will say
Thanks.
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Quote by daddysweetheart
Thank you for your informative post Master Jonathan...
And good luck to the OP..I would look elsewhere. Hugs my friend
How in the world is his post informative? At the risk of being cliche, he does nothing but tell without showing anything. He repeats tired old shit everyone has heard before, so much so that he is making a parody of himself when it comes to what we have grown to know as the online "master". His advice to the original poster is him just saying how he studied for years to be a master without saying where or how (how that is informative, I don't know) and then his advice is that he find someone else. How is that good advice? So the only way he can be a "master" is if he finds someone else that is a proper submissive? Ok I guess... Doesn't sound very masterly to me. Is he suggesting he find a submissive that has also studied for years to be a proper submissive? LOL
Quote by HeraTeleia
Not sure why anyone would refer to Jonathan as anything but Jonathan, except for perhaps the person to whom he is "Master". And personally, I find anyone who capitalises pronouns referring to themselves (e.g., My rules, Myself) to be just a wee bit ridiculous. IME, guys who refer to themselves as "Master" online or off tend to be rather powerless in their own personal life, which is to say, they hold insignificant, easily replaced jobs, or no job at all, and it seems that they are trying to compensate for their lack of power over their own lives by seeking to project an image of power over another human being.
And yes, the idea of "years of study" to become a "true Master" is a little bit laughable. Whatever, though, it's the Interwebz. OP, good luck with whatever it is that you're trying to do.
Pretty much you hit the nail on the head with that. That's exactly how I feel about this subject. Of course if there were any replies from the masters I would consider seeing it in a different light but the fact that they prefer to remain silent or report (lol) anyone that brings their masterhood into question just reinforces what you said.
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Quote by Dani
I understand that these are legitimate concerns. Perhaps they would be better addressed in another thread entirely. Feel free to start another thread with this as a topic.
I look forward to the replies.
Let's keep things on topic going forward.
Did you read the OP's topic starter? He mentions he's a Dom with some confusion about the treatment and motivation of people who act submissive for him. "Master" Jonathan came in to say very little with many words and he said he studied for years (lol) to be a master. Obviously a "master" would know what was up with the submissive so that would indicate the OP isn't one nor does the OP claim to be one. I would imagine "master" Jonathan hasn't forgotten where he did all his studying on the subject and I would also imagine that that information would be useful to the OP.
The OP pretty much needs information on how to be a better master. I asked "master" Jonathan to share some information.
Not sure how exactly my inquiry is off topic.
Of course I know that the master's knowledge tends shrink when me or anyone asks for any kind of explanation so there is a mocking tone to my post. But I was right, they never respond, they never answer anything.
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Quote by She
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mofo
Well that isn't very nice at all.
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Quote by She
Please trinket, didn't you say few posts above that is going to be your last one? Beside none of your replays in this thread were OP related whatsoever. Send MF pm and ask him about mofo. (and all of your supporters - heck you can all sign one pm to save the trouble)
As much as I would like to know who all her supporters are...all two of them. Getting PMs from trinket is about the last thing I would want. Sounds like a total drag.
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Quote by trinket
Actually Jack, I'd love it if you could tell me about the school where you studied to be a complete **Content removed by moderator. No name calling please.** I think a lot of people would love to know that.
What's a MOFO?
Seriously trinket, this obsession you have with me isn't healthy.
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Quote by trinket
That would be the School of Life Felix. Isn't everyone entitled to make their own life choices and live a lifestyle they want to live without mockery from others even though others might think it's stupid? It is their lives, Nobody else's. If you've got anymore to say to me felix please take it to private message.
Trinket please! Stop making this thread into a mockery. I am asking Master Jonathan to tell me about the school where he studied for years to be a Master. Please stop trying to turn this thread into the trinket show.
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Can anyone tell me where someone goes to study - for years - to be a master? Seriously, where and what does someone study for that long to officially call themselves a master?
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Quote by MasterJonathan
I have been a Dom most of my life. It was only after years of study and learning all I could on the subject that I became a Master.
LOL what... did you go to master college, **Content removed by moderator. No name calling please.**?
Can someone please explain to me why someone needs to study like a huge nerd - for years - to learn something that should be an inherent trait because we are talking about sex here right?
I mean this dude studied - for years - to be a master...?
WHAT!?
Like studied what? Are there master textbooks n shit??? Like is there a master study group with quizzes n shit? Like is that an elective or can you minor in masterdom or what the hell? Can someone study - for years - to be a master and like fail? like, is there a head master to govern the study of masters and then they give out grades or what in the fuck? Can you get a BA in being a master or is it a BS as in bullshit of masterdom? Or do you like master in being a master. Like WHAT DO YOU STUDY TO BE A MASTER AND WHERE??????? Are some masters in student loan debt after studying - for years - to become a master? WHAT THE FUCK???
I'm sorry but this is just like one of the funniest things I have ever read.
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Ooh ay hey
What would I do if I didn't affect you?
Mary goin' round and round and round
Tell me the truth, I know that you're leaving.
Tell me the truth, I know it's you.
Strange it didn't affect me.
Strange it didn't affect me.
Ooh, stay.
Assuming to your heart, we got nothing at all.
What should I do?
It completely destroyed you.
Swimming around, around and drown. Oh.
Tell me the truth love.
I know that you need me.
Tell me the truth, I know it's you.
Strange it didn't affect me.
Strange it didn't affect me.
I came to say goodbye, cause you're feeling nothing.
Assuming to your heart, we got nothing at all.
Cause even if you wanna try to see if there's something.
I drove into your heart, we got nothing at all.
Ooh, I...
I came to say goodbye, cause you're feeling nothing.
Assuming to your heart, we got nothing at all.
Cause even if you wanna try to see if there's something.
I drove into your heart, we got nothing at all.
And I don't care to say goodbye, cause you're feeling nothing.
I dug into your heart, we got nothing at all.
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Quote by VirginalViet
I'm thinking of chopping my hair off for the summer?? I've never had short hair. My girlfriends say guys prefer long hair. Is this true?
I'm one of the guys that prefers short hair. I tend to notice the women with short hair when I enter the room before any of the other women. For me, I think it is because the women that cut their hair short do so because they have a really pretty face. Next time you go out, actively look at the women with short hair, they tend to have gorgeous faces. I also think it takes a certain type of personality to go ahead and cut it all off. Daring, playful.
And when I say short I do mean short. Not shoulder length.
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Quote by Buz
Sure you have... in your dreams. Have a nice evening Jack.
I have heard people replace are with is in my dreams? Okay... I never imagined such a big tough guy to have such thin skin. Hmmm The internet is a hell of a thing.
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Quote by Buz
Is with are? That makes no sense. That sounds like some bad TV script writing where they have those terrible actors doing those really awful rendition of accents.
Other way around Buz, replacing are with is. Replacing words isn't an accent by the way... I have heard it before in person. I have heard it in interviews. I have heard it in documentaries. I have heard it so many times.
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Quote by Buz
No, we pretty much leave that you yahoos in California. But you all would add 'gag me with a spoon' to the end of the sentence.
Are you denying that y'all tend to replace are with is when you's talkin'? Crazy talk Buz, crazier than a shit house rat.
Quote by Buz
I doubt the USA will win it since our coach doesn't even believe we can win.
They currently have the best coach they have ever had. They have a hard group though and just don't have the firepower or depth it takes to make it past the round of 16 if they luck up somehow to make it out of their group. It's just the reality.
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Quote by alliebug69
Shouldn't it be....Brazil is going going to win.? Or if it was meant to be a question then it should be " Is Brazil going to win the world cup?"
No.
Firstly, it's a statement, not a question.
"Brazil are going to win the World Cup!" is correct. She's referring to Brazil as a sports team.
It's like saying. "Spurs are going to win the NBA finals!" You wouldn't say "Spurs is going to win the NBA Finals!". Well, maybe you would if you are from the deep south... But it's incorrect.