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Magical_felix
13 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
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The way the groups are set up and if you follow the brackets it sure looks like it will be a Spain vs. Brazil final. I don't want to see either team win to be honest but I think Spain is a stronger more patient team and will win.
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Fetishes that would constitute 'extreme niche' stories?


In the early 2000's during the heyday of extreme activities I was banging a girl doggystyle and I popped open a can of fucking Mountain Dew® mid-thrust and took a big swig and then poured some on her back and big ass and the rest on my face then crushed the can and chucked it across the fucking patio before I busted a nut in that booty.

It was the most extreme thing I ever did.
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I wonder if a guy can contour his dick to look bigger.


No but you can really get the veins to shine.
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...then the woman call it a night and you're left masturbating on your own.


Save the autobiography for your profile, dunce.
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It could be a tender and intimate thing to do. And what's the worst that could come out of it?


My foot massages tend to turn into calve massages then thigh massages then...
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Why are men such pussies? Well some would say, "you are what you eat."

You know.


Is that why you are a dickhead?
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I'm not like all men on here I promise, show me your tits.


Just kidding overmykneenow. Calm your moobs.
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IN THE END WE GET WHAT WE DESERVE


Sounds like the title to an anal porn.
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She married him because her family wanted her to marry him. They like him much more than they like me. But she sticks up for me fiercely.


Is her family's last name Van Helsing?
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In your world, sexual harassment at your office is probably a daily occurrence too, and expected.

In the corporate world Pussycat, everyone fetches their own stuff.

In sole proprietorships where you excel, you, as the boss and ruler of your universe - can pretty much tell people to go jump in a lake and they gotta do it if they want a paycheck.

In your universe nobody should even look at you oddly, or you'll have them out the door and on their ass faster than they could bark, "sorry, boss'. And then you'd deny them unemployment insurance...but knowing you - you probably work 'em just enough hours where they can't qualify for it anyway and as for benefits... heheh, they get 31 hours a week and they're paid in cash - that's their benefit.


It really couldn't be any easier to wind you up
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I had a boss once (he was about 10 years younger than me) who I spilled coffee on about half a dozen times over a four year period. His coffee, my coffee or just some random cup of someone else's coffee.

I stained his shirts, his slacks or just spilled hot wet coffee all over his desk & paperwork.

He'd bump into me, I'd bump into him or he'd turn and knock over a cup of coffee I'd just set down on his desk.

It got to be quite the joke, but I think I was the only one laughing.

Things ya never wanna say to your boss: "You wanted to see me, Steve?"



Dude you had to fetch coffee for someone ten years your junior? That sucks... But makes sense.
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Yeah, a gay guy would be itching to join in!


I would imagine that he was bi-sexual if he wanted to join in with two women... I meant that a gay guy wouldn't want to watch that in the same way that I wouldn't want to watch two men having sex and that a wouldn't be able to control himself.
No it's not the same as cheating. Fantasizing is normal and everyone does it.

Where it gets troublesome though is if your partner or yourself is fantasizing about the same person every time they/you think about sex. Your partner may not be physically cheating but if there is another person they are constantly thinking about then you have a bit of a problem in your relationship, especially if this person is someone your partner interacts with. I know that if I was constantly thinking about another girl instead of the girl I was with then I would feel like I was faking it with my partner and it's really not fair to them. I would feel very guilty.
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and watch two women have sex and be controlled by them? If they said no touching, just sit there, could you do it?


Yeah that's fun... Can't imagine what guy wouldn't be able too... Except maybe a gay guy or a . It would be like going to a strip club and watching chicks doing sexy shit and you just watch.
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I was gonna steal this masterpiece until I saw the copyright on the bottom. Dang.
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But that's not what I want to talk about. Look at the above image. That Satyr's cock is the size of a Buick. But the girl is looking at the wheel on the barrow. What's the fucking deal with that? Is she kinky for wheels? Barrows?


They don't like being mind-fucked or mislead or whatever. But obviously they still judge a guy by his ride.
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Well worded and quite correct. As long as you are doing the fucking or getting the blowjob. It shows your dominance over the other guy, and the more masculine he is the macho you are perceived to be.
I have known quite a few Turkish and Arab guys with this mentality. Some admit to being bisexual but most said that they were "straight". Only two admitted that they were gay.


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I know there are a lot of guys out there that at time or another have thought about what would it be like, weather that is to get a blowjob from a guy or to blow another guy.



In some cultures receiving a blowjob or fucking another guy in his ass isn't even gay. It's considered macho.
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I have a few friends who can grope up on me without me or my boyfriend caring


Well shit girl, that state of confusion can't be that far from Cali... Lets get some lambada going on.