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Magical_felix
1 day ago
Straight Male, 43
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I was about to get really pissed because it said (fake ticket) in the description. Like I thought they were gonna take the money away and Ashton Kutcher was gonna pop out and be like "oooooh you got punked homeless guy!". And I was hoping the homeless guy was gonna kick their asses.
But... This was really cool. I hope that guy is able to readjust and get his life right and find a job so he doesn't burn through the remaining 22,000. What a really worthwhile thing to do for this man.
But... This was really cool. I hope that guy is able to readjust and get his life right and find a job so he doesn't burn through the remaining 22,000. What a really worthwhile thing to do for this man.
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I thought these were pretty cool. It's 80's and 90's interpretations of the major characters by Mike Wrobel.
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Born To Run
Well I never did crawl and I never did toe the line
No man is a master to me I ain't that kind
I just put on my traveling shoes
If you wanna win you just can't lose the time
Or stay behind
Well I was born to run
To get ahead of the rest
And all that I wanted was to be the best
Just to feel free and be someone
I was born to be fast I was born to run
Well I take the chances sometimes I've made mistakes
But you don't get nothing unless you take the breaks
Living as dangerous as dynamite
Sure makes you feel nervous but it makes you feel alright
Makes you feel alright
Well I was born to run
To get ahead of the rest
And all that I wanted was to be the best
Just to feel free and be someone
I was born to be fast I was born to run
Nobody's gonna make me do things their way
By the time you figure it out it's yesterday
Well it comes to he who waits I'm told
But I don't need it when I'm old and gray
Yea I want it today
Well I was born to run
To get ahead of the rest
And all that I wanted was to be the best
Just to feel free and be someone
I was born to be fast I was born to run
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Quote by nicola
I've asked Gav to look into that. You should be able to edit them.
Thank you Nicola.
Quote by gav
Any better?
I can edit Mignonette now which was the one that wasn't quite at 12 months after posting but Kingdom Come and Let Her Eat Cake still go straight to the page with the red box telling me I have to wait 12 months to edit them. The latter two are the ones older than 12 months if that info helps.
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Quote by AngelHeart01
Yes, I do know what ya mean. In fact, I have a few I could introduce you to. Bring your banjo, joto!
I'll bring my banjo but only if you promise to let out few little squeals for me, gringa.
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Quote by AngelHeart01
Oh, and Magical_Felix ...
Keep shaking that ass at me and we can make up a new holiday. One where a Mexican invades the South. Knowwhattamean, sweet cheeks?
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Quote by Nikki703
As for your question, I am pretty flexible but I can not (NO, I haven't tried to but I said I'm flexible, not a contortionist, LOL!) lick my own pussy. If I could, I would probably try it just to see if it tastes as Yummy as I am always told it is, HAHA!!
Would be pretty entertaining to watch you try though. Lots of exposed parts going on in that scenario. The way I'm imagining it anyway.
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Quote by sprite
hmm.... have you edited them recently? maybe, if you did, it resets? have to ask Gav - you know how good i am at the tech stuff.
No I haven't edited them. I figure Gav will see this eventually and look into it.
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Quote by sprite
i'd be happy to edit it for you.
What I meant was that when I go to try and add a cover to my stories that placed in a comp the system actually doesn't let me. It says I need to wait a year but for two of them it has been more than a year already.
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Quote by gav
MF, this should be in now. Let me know if you have issues wit it.
No, it seems to be working just fine and looks great! Thanks man.
Only issue I have now is that I am unable to edit stories that placed in a competition for a whole year, unfortunately. So I'll have to wait to add images to those ones.
Actually it has been more than a year for my competition winner and I still can't edit it.
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Quote by daddysweetheart
Funny how such an innocent question could get so ugly.
Especially when I had no malice when asking it.
Thanks for your input.
What the fuck did you expect? You were dealing with Colin Ferral Jr, wise ass. Better recognize, mija.
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Quote by Dani
I don't have a favorite. I enjoy any well written story, period.
With the exception of cuckold stories. I read a fairly good one once, and it made me cringe. I tried another, and no...it's just not for me.
I don't know... My favorite story of all time was a cuckold story. I think it is no longer on the site though, unfortunately.
It was written by a sub girl or some shit for her lush boyfriend and in the story the girl fucks three - very large - black men in front of her lush boyfriend then the black men bend the guy over and fuck him in his ass - repeatedly - as she watches and cheers them on. Like, they are wrecking the lush boyfriend's virgin white ass.
The best part was like people leaving comments about how awesome the story was and the final comment was from the lush boyfriend and he just said.
"Nice story babe."
And that was it - nice story babe - and the whole damn thing was so fucking funny.
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Quote by Dudealicious
Why don't you google the damned thing then? It would have taken far less time to do that then to keep this thread going down the path it is.
If you know, why not just tell her... That would have been faster too instead of acting like a chode.
Cinco de Mayo isn't Mexican Independence day. It was when the Mexicans won a big battle against the French in Puebla. It isn't really celebrated in Mexico and it's more of an American Holiday.
EDIT:
Quote by Dudealicious
Yes it's the day that the Mexican's gained independence from the Spaniards. It also just happens to sound pretty damned cool too, not to mention it calls out the date (5th of May).
You posted this before I could answer and you just turned this into a funny ass thread dude
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Quote by ginger86
i was trying to be funny when i made that post. i thought jenny would come in and say something but she deleted instead. if i was really her don't you think i would have tried to delete. no matter
You're so unbelievably stupid yet bold. It's quite a combination to behold.
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Quote by JohnC
No, my leaving had nothing to do with Jack though (Magical_felix), though I do see he is up to his old behavior.
You can't quit me.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Thanks, MF, just spit coffee all over my keyboard laughing...
Sorry about that...
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I heard it was an undiscovered extreme case of butthurt. The doctors are still dislodging the internet from his ass.
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Quote by semaj5
I'm not a vary out going person, I'm vary quiet till I get to know you really good. I've had a lot of close friends that are girls but none that want to go that step further they ALL say we ought to just stay friend. But I don't want that because If we just stay friends we will never see what could have been. I'm about to be 20 and never had a girlfriend or been on a real date. It bugs me but I know it kills my parents and my older brother. And I'm afrai that my yunger brother is going in the same direction as me and I don't want that for him eather.
Next time you are with a girl who has friend zoned you and she's all like "omg you're so cute and you listen so well, I'm so glad we are friends aww" and she gives you her purse to hold while she goes to the bathroom... Pick a guy out and and start some shit with him.[1] Tell him to stop eyeballing you or you're gonna make that pig he calls a girlfriend squeal. That should be enough to get almost any guy pissed enough to come at you. Make sure you time it just right so that when she comes out of the bathroom you are beating the shit out of this guy. Like straight gorilla mode.[2] Then when you walk out of the place with her you explain that the guy you beat up had said some really awful things about her as she was going to the bathroom. Things you just can't bring yourself to repeat. Next thing you know she'll be asking you to hold her purse as she hops on your dick.
1. Make sure it's a guy who isn't gonna kick your ass. That would be the worst case scenario.
2. (Optional) Ask if anyone else has anything funny to say.
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Quote by rebecca23
NO common senses would mean they used the toilet
Oooooh, I thought you meant you were showering together.