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Cool, I negotiated for $1000.00 per five word/line/paragraph. And a jug of Mogen David 20/20 - thanks to my good friend Magical Pussycat, who told me that this would be some kickass knockyoudown juice...
Whatever the fuck that crazy talk means in California-speak
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What are you prepared to pay.
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So as I left it, the last text I got from her was a :/ upset face after telling her to just forget about this stuff and no hard feelings which was Tuesday night. Yesterday I wake up, go throughout my day normally and then at 9:45pm I get a text from her. It's another stupid pic of herself when she was a little girl, and the message reads: "see I told you I haven't changed".
Literally have no idea what that's supposed to mean. Last time she did this we were cool and I went with it and joked n flirted over her pic. I haven't responded yet though, don't think I will. But what's the deal? Why send me weird younger version pics of yourself?
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I think most partners have it's only natural we do everything else together. The only problem I had was once I was showering and my partner at the time decided to take a number 2... .
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No, it was your team of doctors with your final diagnosis. My gifs weren't intended for anyone personally. Read the title of the thread.
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I asked a "rhetorical question" which means no answer is needed alright!
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An exactly who are you don't ever call me Son I'm not your son alright. Your one of these people i was talking about if you got nothing good to say then don't say
then don't comment its simple!!!
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I agree with you an also, how nasty some Lusies can be is there seriously any need...
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I've given you guys 100% details. Where did I display my frustration to her, "temper tantrum"? I kept it to myself. I acknowledge she's busy but it isn't enough to make me not try.
I don't chase her. She texts me first, and as the man I try to get us doing something and not just texting all day. So I flirty text a bit, but quickly get to the point of trying to spend time with her.
If anything it's just bad timing. I mean Im frustrated but I don't hate her or anything.
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So things went a little haywire
I asked her about picking her up tonight, she replied that she felt crabby. So I was turned off and said alright time to bail lol. I told her alright it's cool, don't worry about it. Told her I liked her which is why I was trying to see her and that I'll just see her around at work and no hard feelings. She replied and said I would like to hangout but the week days are just bad for me since I have school every day. I'm done with school in a week, and then I won't be so stressed.
I didn't reply for a while she texted some more: don't take it personally. You wanna talk later? I replied and said sure, she's like okay coolcall me around 10. Then it's 9:58 she texts and says she isn't home yet but she will call me. I don't reply
It's midnight now, no text or call since. Thinking this is a lost cause, but one thing remarkable is that she is confusing as hell.
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You and DonkeyPunch aka Magical_Felix are just old, out of touch bastards...aka...Prudes!
aka
Go for it, girl!
Try as I might, Cartoon Pussycat - I can't find that thread from April of 2010 - where you initially joined under your former repugnant username...or where you were asked by several moderators to change it to something less offensive - and then where you were finally told - in no uncertain terms - to change your username - or else.
But I'll keep devoting a few cycles a week towards looking... cuz it's probably here and this search tool of Gav's is a wonderful thing.
Hey, Nic - I found that video again!
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Did you bother to use a dictionary on Pantaloon or you been boozing and thought you had the right word or spelling again?
pan·ta·loon
ˌpantlˈo͞on/
noun
1.
women's baggy trousers gathered at the ankles.
2.
a Venetian character in Italian commedia dell'arte represented as a foolish old man wearing pantaloons.
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Post that email here then Jackson... show everyone what a liar WMM is.
I double dog dare ya.
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You should lay off the liquid courage before posting here, chief.
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You really should take your issues up with the one person on Lush who can suspend or ban me. Throw a freaking royal hissy fit in an email to her, hell... include me and 15 or 16 of your closest friends at Lush.
I'd love to read that one!
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Yanno... I snipped that video clip the other night (the porno violence above) and then .gif'd it and I called it - GettingCrowned.gif
But I wasn't going to post it at Lush - I have other forums where that kind of porno-violence is encouraged. Whoever made that one above is rather talented though. I try to stay away from showing torture or death or actual assault violence in the .gifs I create - to post - on Lush.
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This email that you've referred to two or three times now ... was never sent to you, so I wonder how you ever even managed to see it...
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You're apparently in control these days. Getting away with all manner of harassment and posting of nasty shit, and comments, slurs and insults. See, that's not tattling...that's calling a spade a spade. Everyone else has noticed it too. Only the forum moderators can delete posts/comments, etc...and yours and his are still adorning the forum.
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It must be because your buddy thinks it's funny.
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See, that's not tattling...that's calling a spade a spade. Everyone else has noticed it too.
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We thinks you doth protest too much.
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Since this morning there's a few updates
I replied to her picture msg and was joking with her, and also complimented her, she received it well and flirty. Then I asked if she wanted to do anything tonight. She replied said she couldn't because she had to work. So I don't reply for a few hours and then I'm like soooo, I'll pick you up after your shift. She replies, asking what will we do? I told her since it's late we can just hangout over here again and do whatever she's comfortable with as long as we can chill n talk I'm happy. She replied, okay sounds good.
She's really confusing
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thanks why wont pepole get it
that im a girl
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delete "get" and my partner was my wife, so I wasn't her boyfriend, but my friend Ken was.
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get more pussy!
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I sucked him one night when she was having sex with both of us, I was fucking her and she was sucking his cock, so I started kissing her and his cock came out and I put it in my mouth and boy did I like it, I sucked him for a couple minutes then she put it back in her mouth and told me that that was her cock, but after she went to sleep I sucked him off, Also a couple times after that, I've had a few more blow jobs with guys that she don't know about too.
