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Magical_felix
2 days ago
Straight Male, 43
United States

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Quote by Liz


Just don't buy the wrong size. Drunk girls are unforgiving:

"You think I have a fat arse, don't you?!"



And here I thought walking up to a girl, grabbing her ass and whispering in her ear. "Damn, you got a fat ass, don't you..." Was a compliment.
Quote by Magical_felix
The most important thing I've learned is that you have to make your own luck. In the end it doesn't matter if you're born rich, poor, ugly, attractive, smart or stupid. You have to take the hand that was delt to you and play it the best you can. I've seen rich people end up homeless and poor people end up millionaires. Get out of the mentality that other people and your bad luck affect you because that's not the case. You alone hold your life in your hands. Only you can hold yourself back.


I still stand by this. Make your own luck, young bloods.

Quote by WellMadeMale
If you think she's mental, do not have sex with her, no matter how attractive she might be, to you.


You're an idiot.
Quote by clum


What?


I think he believes volunteering takes some kind of sacrifice. Because they said they enjoy it, I think he perceives it as not being sacrificial.

Like, I wouldn't say I'm volunteering to get a blow job from a supermodel.

But say the only way to save the planet or something crazy would be to get a blowjob from Edward James Olmos...then someone would definitely have to volunteer as tribute in my stead.
Quote by CliffhangingTom


Quote by overmykneenow


Oh yeah, this place doesn't work like that - especially when you start slagging off the only people who can do it for you.


Evidently, I can't express my opinions either unless it's in the form of stories. I didn't intend for so much hate in this thread which is why I asked (not commanded) this to be deleted.


Don't mind overmykneenow, CliffhangingTom. He's a bit of a douche who likes to attack easy targets like new members or pile on once several members have already sufficiently answered a question.



Quote by WellMadeMale


Those are easy rejections and sometimes - fun.

Thanks to all who do this and have done this...for the rest of us.


Are you thanking yourself? Good thing you'll never get to verify ever again. LOL
One stands out in my mind. It wasn't the best one, but I remember it because it was so wrong.
Those are all pretty cool DM. I kinda like this one too by Alan Moore. He isn't talking about writing specifically but I think it applies, since writing is nothing more than ideas.

Slam your body down and wind it all around

Slam your body down and wind it all around
we got G like MC who likes it on an easy V doesn't come for free she's a real ladyyyy
Sooooooo here's a story from A to Zeeah, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully
Yooooo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna

really really really wanna zigazig aaaaahhh
Whachoo you think about that, now you know how I feeeeeeeeeeeeel... Say you can handle my love, are you for reeeaaal

are you for reeeeeehhheealll
Quote by kiera


You so know u want me babes u are just in denial

I would but he no likey me


Wait... You say I want you then you say I no likey you...

I'd go private to cock slap some sense into her.
Quote by kiera


Stop quoting me ur pissing me off.


Oh yes............ She sounds fun and fiesty.


We ride the tides
The waters wide, So wild
Calm the troubled water!
Hear the angels singin' all night and all day, yeah
You hear them say: Glory hallelujah!
Lay your burden down
Your time is now
(Turn around)

Praise to love!
Praise

We belong to the water
We belong to the air
We belong where there is love

Just remember this: You don't walk alone!
As the storm it rages
Be not afraid
Let it pass away
Hear the angels singin'
(Remember to remember)
Turn around

Praise to love
Praise to Love
Praise to God
Call to love
For love

We belong to the water
We belong to the air
We belong where there is love

We ride the tides
The waters wide, so wild
Calm the troubled water
Quote by DikDango
1. A final meal
2. A final drink
3. A final film
4. A final song
5. A final fantasy shot on the swings



1. Some biscuits with gravy. I'm assuming it's some real good ones and not some prison cafeteria bullshit.

2. Coffee, black.

3. Tinker with my Stinker.

4. Remember to Remember ~ Edward Sharpe

5. Milla Jovovich.