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Magical_felix
2 days ago
Straight Male, 43
United States
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Wild at Heart
Quote by Liz
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst6_Forum-Posting-Guide.aspx
Fair enough, but isn't this thread called rage and satire? I mean wellmademale has been doing pretty good with the rage and I think I have satire covered.
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale
You want me to post the picture grab here and show your incompetence to the world?
What I am trying to tell you is ... Do.You.Think.I Would.Have.Set.Your.Dumbass.Up...and not had evidence to show the rest of Lush what a fucking moron you really are?
Isn't this funny?
First, You post this... And I was like, damn he must have video of me slapping a nun on the ass or something good.
Then............ you posted this.
Quote by WellMadeMale
Actually, suspention was the gibbled garb I was thinking of.
Four years later you're the same guy... How did you earn those Editor's Choice ribbons? You can't write for shit and you sure as hell can't spell. What's your secret, Jack?
That's it? Bahahahaha a typo? Your big reveal was that I made a typo on a file name? Ahahahahahaha!
Then...
Quote by WellMadeMale
Yanno, RoccoTool and ChefKathleen would LOVE this... and the three of us barely got along.
But I love it too.
Thanks for playing Felix, see you in another 3 months.
Nudie - feel free to chime in here... You too, Dude.
In the meantime -- slide on down the road, man. I mean.. you've earned it, Jack.
Hahaha what does this even mean?
Quote by WellMadeMale
You want me to post the picture grab here and show your incompetence to the world?
The only people that look at this thread are you, me, and that poor bitch that has to listen to your conspiracy theories.
"I'm gonna show your incompetence to the wooooorld! muhahahahaha! Now I got you!" <--- That's funny. You're funny Jeff.
Quote by WellMadeMale
Four years later you're the same guy... How did you earn those Editor's Choice ribbons? You can't write for shit and you sure as hell can't spell. What's your secret, Jack?
You sound pretty jealous here. Man, you sure showed me... Dang!
What's next on your agenda? You gonna expose corruption at the highest levels of Lush?
Wild at Heart
Quote by Magical_felix
Quote by WellMadeMale
I especially appreciate your new spelling of the word suspension (on that .gif you recently posted). That's the Magical Felix quality I remember reviewing almost 4 years ago. Can't spell, and won't use the spell check, don't give a shit about proofreading your own work - submit anyway and hope someone edits & corrects it for you.
So... How drunk were you when you thought the word suspended was a misspelling of the word suspension?
Wild at Heart
I like cherry pie, blackberry pie and custard pie. I like it for breakfast right out of the fridge.
Wild at Heart
Quote by Buz
How do you get the Grooveshark playlist to play automatically when someone clicks on your page rather than them having to manually click on it? I've gone to Grooveshark and cannot find anything about this feature anywhere. If anyone knows please let me know.
Thanks
Don't listen to these wet blankets Buz. I would actually like to hear your playlist start up. Adds personality to your profile.
Old man voice "The kids these days with their saggy pants, rolling their stones and that little wayne. Don't get me started! Believe you me! They will all go deaf one day."
Wild at Heart
Her profile gives me a boner. It's a combination of how dopey she is and her sweet ass that does it.
Wild at Heart
Quote by naughtynurse
Or they really are working, and then get called off.
I mean like when you know she ain't got no night job.
Wild at Heart
Quote by trinket
I've always thought this is how it should be. Both Ava pics and a link from both writers profile pages. If it is genuinely a 2 person effort shouldn't both get equal recognition? I would draw the line at 2 writers though.
Sorry for calling you awful earlier.
But yeah, I agree. Only two authors.
Wild at Heart
Quote by trinket
I'm one of the nice lil fuckers.
Not true at all, you're awful.
Anyway... I have a co-authored story with someone and I see my name really small under the title. I mean If you weren't looking for it you would never notice I was a collaborator. It would be better if like another clickable avatar showed up under the author that submitted it's avatar on the story. Then it would immediately stand out that the story was written by two people.
Wild at Heart
Quote by smoothwetkitty
A few days after my birthday, a guy added me on some website. I accepted, he sent me a message and we hit it off. It said he was single. 2 weeks ago I had to cancel a date but then I changed my mind about going on the date so I sent him a text to meet me where we were going to go. He told me never mind because he was having dinner delivered to his house (because I had canceled.) This past Wednesday, we met up at my college and he helped me with an assignment I needed to get done. Right before I left he kissed me. I was pretty happy.
Well today I searched for him on Facebook (I tend to do that sometimes just so I don't get hurt). On his Facebook page it said he is in a relationship with some girl named Katie and it started on Feb. 19th. I have sent him a text waiting to see if he responds (which I am going to highly doubt with my luck). Should I back off?
I am not too sure what his status means. Like others said, he could be someone that rarely checks and just hasn't realized to change it or he could have met someone right after your date and just had some instant connection and they banged that night and have been together since. That's happened to me before and some women will just be like, "we fucked, and I'm not going anywhere". It happens.
What I replied to this thread to say though is this. A lot of girls don't realize this because they do it so much that they think it's just like whatever... When a guy meets a girl and you set up a first date (or an early second or third date) and she cancels on you only to later change her mind and say she can go it is a red flag to us. Or maybe I should say for me... But when girls do this it makes me wonder if they aren't just playing around and seeing which dude offers up the best date on a saturday night. I'd be thinking, how is someone not sure if they can or can't go out saturday? It's not like she's working... So I think, she's either got another date possibly in the works or she has annoying ass friends that guilt trip her when she can't go out with the girls. Both are pretty annoying and makes me not take a girl seriously. I will still go out with her when she finally is able to figure out when she's free but she has to be pretty awesome for me to then feel I am going to be competing for this chick. So I just wanted to say that this type of thing really early on will hurt your chances of getting with a dude you really like.
Wild at Heart
Have you got colour in your cheeks?
Do you ever get that fear that you can't shift
The type that sticks around like summat in your teeth?
Are there some aces up your sleeve?
Have you no idea that you're in deep?
I dreamt about you nearly every night this week
How many secrets can you keep?
'Cause there's this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow and I play it on repeat
Until I fall asleep
Spilling drinks on my settee
(Do I wanna know)
If this feeling flows both ways?
(Sad to see you go)
Was sort of hoping that you'd stay
(Baby we both know)
That the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day
Crawling back to you
Ever thought of calling when you've had a few?
'Cause I always do
Maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new
Now I've thought it through
Crawling back to you
So have you got the guts?
Been wondering if your heart's still open and if so I wanna know what time it shuts
Simmer down and pucker up
I'm sorry to interrupt. It's just I'm constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you
I don't know if you feel the same as I do
But we could be together if you wanted to
(Do I wanna know?)
If this feeling flows both ways?
(Sad to see you go)
Was sort of hoping that you'd stay
(Baby we both know)
That the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day
Crawling back to you (crawling back to you)
Ever thought of calling when you've had a few? (you've had a few)
'Cause I always do ('cause I always do)
Maybe I'm too (maybe I'm too busy) busy being yours to fall for somebody new
Now I've thought it through
Crawling back to you
(Do I wanna know?)
If this feeling flows both ways?
(Sad to see you go)
Was sort of hoping that you'd stay
(Baby we both know)
That the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day
(Do I wanna know?)
Too busy being yours to fall
(Sad to see you go)
Ever thought of calling darling?
(Do I wanna know?)
Do you want me crawling back to you?
Wild at Heart
Quote by LASARDaddy
Because it "US" that decides it. I do not own her, she is allowing me to be there. It's exactly the same from her prospective too.
Wear what you find comfortable, anything else is putting up an image that you want people to see. Many, maybe most, hide behind their clothing. "See how important I am because I wear this wonderfully important looking clothing." That includes those who buy a new car every year because they must so people will think how important or rich they are.
One of the finest men I've ever met was worth over 100 million and wore nothing but Levi's, cowboy shirts and a bolo tie, unless he had to make others feel comfortable around him at some formal thing. He told me that once. He's dead now and I miss knowing him.
To answer your question, "NO" I don't give a shit. If she means it however, I leave and then there is no problem.
I am in absolute agreement with Malik's comment above. NOTHING else is important.
This statement is so...........dumb.
One of the reasons people with money buy new cars every year is because the government is gonna tax their earnings no matter what. Depending on how you purchase the car, you can either give the government the money or you can buy yourself a new car. What would you do? Just hand over the cash?
Your millionaire friend that wore bolo ties and levis shirts everyday was doing the same thing you claim people with nice clothes do. "I may be rich but I swear I'm just like you guys, an everyman. You can tell by my shirt."
You then go on to say that if your wife wore the shirts I suggested that you would just leave... So if she doesn't wear clothes you like you leave. Kinda contradicts your statement about her being able to wear anything she wants. What if she felt like wearing business suits because that is what she was comfortable in? I guess you would say that she is trying to impress people?
Wild at Heart
Now then Mardy Bum
I see your frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer
It's one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on
Well now then Mardy Bum
Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?
I thought as much
Cause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can't bear
Can't we laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on
Yeah I'm sorry I was late
Well I missed the train
And then the traffic was a state
And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care
Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!
So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Still it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on
Wild at Heart
Quote by LASARDaddy
It's pretty simple.
I don't give any particular crap about what she wears. She's with me and I only care if, and when, she does. I also don't give any particular crap about what any one else thinks about it either, except where she does. For me it's all about "US" and what "WE" decide is important. We are partners , in the true meaning of the word. Neither is in control.
That's what the Ecard is about. She decides who and what she is, no one else.
What does the part about we and us deciding have to do with anything though?
And what if she wore an I'm with stupid shirt everywhere you two decide to go? Or a shirt that says my partner looks like Captain Morgan's hippy grandpa? Would you still not give a particular crap?
