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Magical_felix
2 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
United States

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Quote by TheVGirl
ok so here is the story when i had sex for the first time with my ex he didnt break my hymen n now im wondering from a guys pov what would you think if someone told you that and before you ask it is possible for girls to not have their hymens break during sex


I'd be like, "well duh, there's no hymen in your butt."
Sounds like you were whorin' around with multiple doms and covering it up. No biggie, it's lush. The dom that got pissed should know that happens.
Quote by musikboy
Well this post is to ask have you meet someone whom you think is the perfect person for you.. If yes 1)Are you with them 2) You are not..

I came across my perfect person but it was over before it started..Please share your story..


If you're not with them then they aren't the perfect person for you, no?

For me I thought a girl was perfect but then I realized she didn't think I was so perfect. To be honest I don't think there are perfect people for anyone anyway. If you keep trying to get that perfect person, before you know it your life will pass you by and you'll end up alone.
This is beautiful once she gets going about 30 seconds in. Wish there was a studio version by her.

This is a really great metaphorical song done in the style of George Orwell's Animal farm about the corruption in Mexico. You don't need to speak spanish to see what animal is who and what when you realize the dog is the government itself.

Quote by LadyX


Dude. Any girls still taxing the grid with their electric dongs are way behind the times. I just finished this project in my backyard. Wattage of my toys, and frequency of their use, is no longer a public concern.



With the North American monsoon season going on and all, I realize why I haven't seen you around lush as much lately.
Quote by Dudealicious


It's done, you're good.



Calm Collin will not be fazed tonight.
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


I'll say this slowly, so you comprehend. Girl charge toy or plug in toy (if toy let you use and charge at same time). Girl use toy. Girl finish with toy and clean toy (hopefully) and charge (maybe) for next time.


Just trying to figure out the horsepower and wattage your dealing with is all. Like, if the lights flicker a bit during usage.
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Most vibes worth owning are chargeable/plug-in these days.

You must still be using those old fashioned ones that require a few Duracells. Get with the times, dude.


You must keep yours plugged in? With a surge protector and everything?
Quote by Dudealicious


It's called sarcasm, no worries.


That's better. You have a fine gauge for sarcasm. Forgive me, I'll have to work on mine.
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Mhmm. If not, it's really not worth it, in my book.


Must be a plug-in unit, I assume.
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
If there was anything I disliked about my vibrator, I wouldn't own/use it.


Battery life is able to hold up and everything?
Quote by Dudealicious


Fucking right!

That's the only accomplishment I was looking for when I joined Lush was to have you be proud of me.

I'm so glad I can now check that one off!


Reel it in a bit dude. You were doing so well in your first post making it seem like you weren't fazed by my insinuations. Relax.
Quote by Dudealicious


I'm not sure what you're talking about,and why you have this obsession with my sex life. Whatever floats your boat I guess.


Well, this is certainly a change of pace from the last time I teased you a little bit. Good job dude. This is better than acting like a huge baby about it like all the other times. I'm proud of you dude.
Quote by sprite


me too. major trust issues. but seriously, if i was to date every friend i had... well, it would be a lot of work. sometimes a friendship is just a friendship. enjoy it for what it is, don't hate it for what it's not.


I'm tryina get in your friend end zone, know what I'm sayin?
Quote by WellMadeMale



In the mean time... start banging some hottie local to where you're located now. I'm sure the new girl will help you forget about the older one in a very short time.



You're a disgusting person.