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Magical_felix
5 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
United States

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Even though im quite sure there is no other guy in the middle, Felix's answer gave me the chills..



Sorry about that dude... The truth is that when someone wants to be with someone they make it happen no matter what. Everything else is bullshit.
Quote by Liz


Well, a camel can't change it's spots.



Don't cross a bridge before the leopard gets to it.
She's simply grown bored of you or there is someone else she talks to long distance too, or someone she is interested in near her. The fact her friends don't know about you should tell you that you are just a time killer for her. Sorry if that's harsh but it's the truth. You're a time killer for her.
Quote by kiera
Twat its the way the cookie crumbles???

Daisy sorry I wont be returning to your thread, lest he post a screaming child at me again as he has done so before.


You can lead a horse to water, but can you saddle her up?
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I think Simplyjohn actually hit the nail on the coffin here, depends on what you are here for, many are here for sex, many are here to socialise so unless you are more specific you are not going to get the answer you are looking for....just sayin.


hit the nail on the coffin...


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Yes dear, shocking seens so far you have not put a serious comment on this thread, secondly perhaps before you quote me you should google America's beginners guide to British slang with regards to nail in the coffin...just sayin. Don't quote me again unless you have some valid imput into the thread thank you in advance. kind regards.


That's just the way the cookie bounces.
Quote by AngelHeart01
I do, but not for sport.



Oh, so it's more of a way of life? Like how an avid hunter doesn't hunt just for sport?
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Ok seriously now I am confused



Shocking.

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I think Simplyjohn actually hit the nail on the coffin here


Hit the nail on the coffin...
Quote by iamhereinthestateofo


I was outside and working on the garden
When I heard someone enjoying some sin.

That was when I walked back to the house
And took a peek without being a total louse
At my wife geting ass fucked by another man in
Our very own bedroom which made me sick!

She was able to pull such a nasty trick
To keep me away from her moment of sin!





Well, the look of the cake, it ain't
It ain't always the taste
My ex girl, she had such a
Such a beautiful face

I wanted love
But not for myself
But for the girl, so she could
So she could love herself

Oh, my next girl
Will be nothing like my ex girl
I made mistakes back then
I'll never do it again

Oh, my next girl
She'll be nothing like my ex girl
It was a painful death
Now, I got a second chance

Oh, her beautiful face and her
And her wicked ways
And I'm praying for
Her beautiful face everyday

All that work, over
Over so much time
If I, if I think too hard
I might lose my mind

Oh, my next girl, yeah
Will be nothing like my ex girl
I made mistakes back then
I'll never do it again

Yeah, my next girl
She'll be nothing like my ex girl
That was a painful death and I
I got a second chance, yeah

Next girl, yeah
My next girl
LOL you guys meant messaging... I was just about to describe how I like to get all up in LadyX's black box.
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*nods* i used to be straight. True story. Then one day my boyfriend put on a strap on vagina and it was like BOOM! lesbo city.


Hmmm... so maybe if dudealicious tries the same thing (a guy with a strap on vagina) he would turn lesbo, essentially turning him straight again? Food for thought dude.
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fuck off, Poopie McPhister. hey, this is fun. Daisy, i think you're on to something here!


My fist only becomes poopie when you're around. Hmmm...
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no, i know you are, and so was i - like, instead of big brother, it'd be Big Dom/Little Sub or something like that. i'd totally tune in every week to watch it!


Dude...and on the logo at the beggining. The lowercase d in dom would be crossed out and replaced with an uppercase D. Like, a little animation of it. It's all lowercase and the dom is all frowning then it gets crossed out and replaced with the uppercase D and the dom smiles and gives a thumbs up and the show starts.
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Fuck off, you little bitch-troll whore boy.



See, OP... I didn't even say anything dirty and this lush broad is flipping out. Can you imagine if I did?
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dude, no, seriously, i think you're on to something here!


How great would it be really? I'm being serious. Like watching every facet of their lives.

Like warming up a hot pocket in his full on dom outfit waiting for the sub to get there 'n' shit. Getting upset when someone cuts in line and watching the dom give a disapproving look. Watching him get mad road rage on his way home from his job before he becomes Mr. Professional. Arguing with kids while playing video games online... Him phoning his friend asking him when he's gonna return his copy of lord of the rings already... Fuck!

Quote by Wango
Dude, are you seriously scared of turning gay?
If you've never been attracted to men before, this isn't going to turn you gay.
You like the act but you enjoy a woman doing it, pleasure is pleasure.


I don't know... Dudealicious says he used to be straight before trying strap on sex for guys. It can happen. Not all the time... But sometimes.
I think observing a "real life" dom that lives the "lifestyle" would probably be even funnier than observing internet doms.

Like, with the suit and the rules... Like, watching him walk out of the porn shop with a brown bag full of cheaply made sexual aids and get into his dodge stratus. Getting all frustrated if the bindings rip if the sub jerks too hard on them... Putting on his cock ring... The bored look on the low end prostitute pretending to be a sub... Watching him getting yelled at from above his cubicle then going home to put on his power suit and light some candles to become his alter ego, Mr. Professional or whatever. I would pay to watch that. Would be such an awesome reality show.

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Yep. All the not-fun girls are currently here. You'll have to wait for the fun ones to recharge before they turn up.

This not-fun girl doesn't want to be called mean names at all. I find "dirty talk" to be something that I am uncomfortable with, embarassed about, and something I want to run away from. I've been called those sorts of names in a non-sexual way so much that they make me ashamed of who I am and what I look like. Nobody ever did it in a sexual way to me except one, and he was assaulting me at the time.

So no, I can't give you examples of how I would like them to be used regarding me, because I don't think it will ever happen. As for general dirty talk, I haven't been in the position (arf arf) to know if I like that or not. The way my mindset works currently, I'd hate to hear it. However, from the way my story writing has developed, I would be likely to use it myself if I could see the lad liked it.




...

See what I mean?
I think the fun girls that like dirty names are busy being told to take it like the filthy little whores they are. Not posting on lush. Just sayin.