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Magical_felix
1 day ago
Straight Male, 43
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Hey! Danica Patrick turns right plenty of times. Excitement increases every time that happens.


That's IndyCar. Probably too internationally flavored for the likes of Brandie and her genius hubbie.
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What a Messi they are in <----------------------------


You should be ashamed of yourself.

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smiles you make me laugh.
Don't change you little ray of sunshine.










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Damn. I was trying to be funny. The Canadian in me feels anxious. Sorry. I did not mean to offend, just
trying to be funny.



It’s okay, I’m sorry too. Sorry.
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Hubbie and I have absolutely no interest in this game.

Brandie


Heard nascar was turning left 2,000 times this weekend. It’s wicked epic how they just turn left.
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The saga continues.
What will happen next in blocks

Stay tuned for next time


DBZ outro plays softly in the background










just more of the new nymphwriter emoticon
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Yes... I took it to mean that becasue that was pretty much what it was about. Though... to be fair... Jen didn't say it wasn't in the forums either and yes... too often it is seen this in the forums. I can't speak for the chat rooms as I don't go into those.

My suggestion was to strengthen the current block and help cut-back the nonsense from certain members. Clearly it wasn't aimed at you... unless you took it that way.


You’re the only person crying about needing an ironclad block that protects you from yourself in the forums. Everyone else just blocks people and that’s it. You’re the only crybaby. Grow up.
Quote by DamonX
How can you not go for Iceland?

I'm still waiting to see how Russia finds a way to cheat....

Canada, USA and Mexico are going to host the 2026 World Cup. I'm a little annoyed that all these snobs in Vancouver didn't want it. Now people are going to see Edmonton as a representation of Canada?

Vancouver has an absolutely beautiful new stadium.



What a waste.

On the bright side, Canada will get to compete for the first time since 1986. Let's see if we can score a single goal this time.


Did you see it was actually Sweden that got cheating? Here I thought that the Swedes were so sweet and gentle. The best part was that the Korean coach didn’t even care because he said that Europeans can’t tell Koreans apart anyway lol
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Aren't you rooting for us?



Nah...

And I’m glad Argentina got spanked today too.

:HATE:HATE:HATE:
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Not one of my favorite words at all. But I am quilty of using it in my writing at times.


Sounds like your writing is a real patchwork of words. lol

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Sorry but I don’t feel I’m of low intelligence. <--- Something I will have to think about.



so funny...
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To get things rolling, I like this one.

What could be better than a Camel Toe? Why a Blonde Camel Toe of course!

What could be better than a Blonde Camel Toe? Why, a Blonde Camel Toe from Canada of course!

DamonX might even like this one!



I thought they called it moose knuckle in Canada. I’m being serious.
Quote by nicola
England actually won!


They were so close to goofing up... lucky bastards.
England got lucky to get an easy group... They'll still fuck it up. Its England.

One of the best teams, England. They will STILL fuck it up.

Brazil sucks and will cry like always... Germany is the favorite to win.

Iceland... That's who I'm rooting for. Fucking Iceland.

There are more registered professional futbol players in Argentina than there are people that live in Iceland. And Argentina couldn't beat them.

I was at the friendly where Mexico beat Iceland 3-0... Hoping Mexico gets that Icelandic power against Germany, I doubt it. But I hope so.

Eiður Guðjohnsen, the best Icelandic player in history who was teammates with the best Mexican player in history at Barcelona who is probably the oldest player in the tournament now.

Give the Mexicans that Icelandic power.

Yes.... That was a prayer.
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I don't eat this stuff either, but I do grow some fine looking C-flower. Some ladyfriends enjoy my deliveries of it, brocolli & asparagus. So, I keep growing it in the spring.



Can you imagine wellmademale showing up in overalls with a straw hat and a basket full of cauliflower lmao
Quote by HeraTeleia


African "boy" what now? You do not refer to a black man as a "boy". You have some seriously fucked up views of the world, this is a fantasy--you've written crap stories nearly identical to the "situation" you're supposedly in--and you need to lay off the Google Translate.

Also, Mattew, fair warning, you're walking a very fine line by repeatedly using the term "African" in a derogatory sense. Knock it the fuck off.


Holy shit, you must be some kind of detective to realize this. I’m floored. Only took two pages of posts.
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I know and chose to stay still married to her....


The family Christmas photos are going to be awkward buddy.

Bless.
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There is nothing to laugh and joke about it....my wife told me if we can separate if i wanted......


So you’re not a cornudo? This is against your will? Like you don’t want to clean his dick off after he fucks your wife or anything like that? This is her cheating on you with the intent to get pregnant and she says you can stay or go but you have to put up with her getting straight hammered on by this buck?
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Sometimes only spied them where having sex


Did they know or did you have to ninja wank it?

Like was this in your own bed?

Was your wedding picture on the wall and did they laugh it? Were they like look at my husband Mattew, can’t even spell his own name much less fuck me like a real African stud with his shriveled little pepperoncini while he slam dunked her from behind laughing with a deep French African accent.
Are you going to watch the black African bull impregnate your white wife? Is that part of it or is this like her own thing and you’re not allowed to watch or clean off his dick or hold his balls or anything?
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I not ever been with a guy or girl who do that so bad that I would think they not good.
Is there a bad way to have your pussy/clit licked, bitten, and sucked?
It isn't something I think of much, but if others think a guy lied to them, and isn't good at it?
Maybe there's something wrong with them and not the men?...smile


Did they make sure to give the balls some attention? I think that’s imporrant.
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first to answer the question yes at my lowest in 2012 I was suicidal after my wife passed away in 2010. That coupled with my constant dread of blaming myself for getting two of my friends killed in action.

and to this day I still see my local V.A. for group discussion. with their help and the grace of God, I have learned to forgive, not only the war but myself.

a few stats from U.S. Dept. of Veterans Affairs (2014)
average 20+ veterans per day with 6 were users of their local V.A.
apox. 65% are age 50 or older
and 67% by the use of firearms.
VETERANS HOTLINE
So with the latest "high profile" suicides this week, suicide is in the news so PLEASE reach out listen and slow down you just might be the "one" to help one in need.

and yes I think of my two friends every day


Goddamn man. That’s really tough. You’re really tough. Beyond tough. That would break most men.

Making peace with that is beyond inspirational (there really isn’t a good word) but the best I can come up with is inspirational. You’re a real man.
Wow this thread is so hot!

Just kidding. Seriously though. When I’ve been hit with “I’m killing myself”... the best thing to do is to put the onus on them. It sounds cold hearted, but I knew what I was doing. You tell these people, “what you do is your choice and whatever you decide to do I will not consider it my fault at all, it is your choice. I will hate you for doing it and I will forget you in time. Maybe even a short time.” People that want to kill themselves want to make the world know what they are losing. Especially people they love, they want to make you feel as bad as they do. If you beg them and let them know that you can’t function without them, it’s worse than telling them you don’t care. It sounds fucked up but you gotta let them know that what they’re doing is their own bullshit and that it’s not going to affect you like they think.

It sounds really cold hearted... I know. It doesn’t apply to veterans, that's a whole different bowl of American stew. But like people in your life hitting you with this card. Hit them back with that. It works.
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Since there are certain members who choose to abuse the current block feature and have boasted about this in other forum threads, perhaps when a member has someone blocked, they can't "Quote" said member (so disabling the quote feature for the person who has a member blocked). So, if Member X has Member Y blocked as they claim, the Quote feature will be disabled for Member X only when they see Member Y's post. Member Y will not be affected in any way.



You know what I hate?

When I’m tractor beaming some lonely girl looking to piss off her father with my Latin lover cock magic and some jealous fuck is like hey Jack, say hi to your girlfriend for me.

Makes me murderous.
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I understand the purpose of this thread, but you are missing the sheer fact that there are certain members (and if you want I'll PM their screen names to you) who not only ignore this, but have bragged on forum threads that they work around the blocks.

I also read every response here and the person who said the forum threads wouldn't make sense is whining because then they wouldn't see what those who have them blocked are saying. If the block was extended, then only those blocked and those doing the blocking would be affected.

Thus, if a member has no one blocked, then they won't be affected. If a member has someone blocked, then that person wouldn't see the posts from the person they have blocked and the person they blocked won't see what they post either (unless someone quotes them.) You do understand the bulk of the issues stem from the forums.

You posted this thread because you had stated the Mods were getting complaints. In fact, you said...

Wouldn't strengthening the block save you Mods from getting these complaints? The request for members to act like adults has clearly fallen on deaf ears. Perhaps now it's time to do something different.


I said when this whole block thing started happening that the babies would just want more and more and more because Obviously nymph is talking about herself... She is the one that blocks people then still reads what they say anyway. It's really weird. I totally predicted that if you give them a block that it wouldn't be enough. That they would just find something else to cry about.

Give a mouse a cookie...

What this bozo wants is to have the ability to delete anything or any member that says or does anything she doesn't like. She will never stop crying until that is what she gets. I mean she just said she wanted to send you a list of names... It's just basically a list of people she doesn't like and she once again will ask that they be dealt with. What a shithead.

You're going to have someone waste hours and hours of their precious time to do whatever nymph asks for next over and over again simply because she can't just be a grown up and ignore things she doesn't like. She fundamentally misunderstands what a message board is. This isn't facebook (where she has admitted to blocking multiple people as well, guess the world is crazy and not her), last I checked facebook doesn't have a forum. This is an anonymous message board. How the hell are you supposed to have a coherent message board when you have people responding to threads they can't see half of?

What she wants is the forum to be made up of 15 people or so that she approves of... Tell her to go make a group (you tell her because she supposedly can't see this post ) that she can post her thoughts in and only the people she approves of can respond. I mean that's what she wants. She wants the forum to be her personal group. Well, lush already has that... she can go make a group and have her very own little tea party in it.
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Are you saying you were speechless? I simply can't believe that.



I wasn’t speechless but what I said was not stellar... I kind of fucked it up. I’m hoping she double downs on knowing I like her and thinks it’s cute. Otherwise I’m toast.

That’s the thing though. You have to just swing your dick around.

You lush tards piss me off.