Welcome to life.
I have a crush on my dog’s vet tech. She’s so damn attractive it actually makes me nervous. She was in line behind me at a local deli, and all she said was “heyyyy”. I turn around and I now have 3 seconds to think of something to say. 3 fucking seconds.
Man up.
The art of lying is crucial to getting laid. You gotta lie. Or better yet, add a little poetry to your words. Everyone does it. Kleenex in the bra, that’s a lie. Hair plugs, that’s a lie. Cologne, perfume, fat heeled boots, makeup... those are lies too.
Who cares really
Nothing is worse than a single hot chick’s ugly friends fucking up your game. Annoying.
I think Alexander by Oliver Stone was extremely underrated with critics acting like it was the worst movie of the year. Lots of the criticism doesn't even make sense, like the complaints about the accents... Like what does a Macedonian accent sound like? They'd have to just make one up and that would have been ridiculous.
I be like, suck my dick or I’ll blow your brains out.
Why did the American Indians scalp whitey and each other?
That’s not fucked up in the slightest. 2k69
Make a paper mache unicorn.
After dinner I like having a port while my friends and family are having dessert and coffee.
After leaving the restaurant... It's anything goes. Just depends on the place and what is best to get there.
Saw Infinity War.
Josh Brolin as space Debo was surprisingly good. Liked the Iron Man, Dr. Strange, Thor and Guardians sections the most. The Guardians sections were genuinely funny and they were the most effective as a team. Ebony Maw was better as a henchman than most superhero villains.
If I had to nitpick the movie I would say it was silly as fuck to have super powered heroes like vision and scarlet witch get defeated by villains that human characters like black widow can handle afterwards. Also, wakandans with spears (SPEARS) and clubs (CLUBS) fighting super powered aliens like nothing while super powerd beings are struggling. Makes no sense. That's about it though. The only thing that took me out of the movie for a bit was people with spears n shit fighting along the earths greatest heroes. Dumb as fuck.