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Magical_felix
7 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
United States

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Quote by Buz
Biscuits and gravy, bacon, and coffee.


I miss that... kinda hard to find that in my neck of the woods lately. I had a fucking green shake and I had to pretend it was soooo satisfying. I mean they’re good... they actually taste good but goddamn, I sometimes crave a real breakfast. But I’m a huge pussy so I’m like omg babe so good. Fuck.
Welcome to life.

I have a crush on my dog’s vet tech. She’s so damn attractive it actually makes me nervous. She was in line behind me at a local deli, and all she said was “heyyyy”. I turn around and I now have 3 seconds to think of something to say. 3 fucking seconds.

Man up.
Quote by NymphWriter
Here's the real problem... those who "claim" they have blocked someone are still quoting them. It's no secret that if you respond to a forum post and the person you've blocked is within the last 10 posts you can see what they have said. Plus, if Person X who has Person Y blocked quotes them, it honestly defeats the purpose of the block. I can site real examples, but I'm sure the Mods are well aware of this.

When the block extended to forum posts, several of us made a handful of requests, some that were enacted.

1) If you have someone blocked and said person quotes you on the forum, their quotes don't appear on your timeline. This Gav did quickly address and it solved a shit-load of problems. Thank you again for this Gav.

2) Make the block a bit stronger so the person you block can't see or respond to you either similar to the way Facebook has done it. I have been politely told this isn't feasible or won't happen. Well, that was 2-3 years ago and to be honest, we're seen too many people work around the current blocking system and clog up the forums with a shit-load of nonsense.

#2 has been suggested before, but perhaps it should be looked at again. Then it would answer the question once and for all if Person X really has blocked Person Y or not. I know non-Mods can't block Mods and for the most part that's fine. To be honest, there aren't any that I'd currently want to block at this point... though Sprite does often push her luck.

Either way... it would be nice to see the block function used and used properly.


If they tried to implement #2 the forum wouldn't make any sense, genius.

How about adults not having mental breakdowns over things that are said on the internet. On an unimportant and anonymous site, mind you.
The art of lying is crucial to getting laid. You gotta lie. Or better yet, add a little poetry to your words. Everyone does it. Kleenex in the bra, that’s a lie. Hair plugs, that’s a lie. Cologne, perfume, fat heeled boots, makeup... those are lies too.

Who cares really
Quote by Kman99


Lol i am going a bit off topic but this makes me think of a time a girl’s mom cockblocked me in a nightclub. The ironic thing is that her daughter was the one pursuing me


That’s happened to me too actually. I think it was more like the mom making sure I wasn’t giving her daughters x or something but still, major cock block.
Nothing is worse than a single hot chick’s ugly friends fucking up your game. Annoying.
I think Alexander by Oliver Stone was extremely underrated with critics acting like it was the worst movie of the year. Lots of the criticism doesn't even make sense, like the complaints about the accents... Like what does a Macedonian accent sound like? They'd have to just make one up and that would have been ridiculous.
Quote by trinket


I think what two consenting adults do, is none of anyone else’s concern as long as the consenting adults are not hurting any non-consenting adults.

Why would either of them having come from an abusive background have any relevance to my opinion?

The slippery slope to non-consensual violence can be averted by communication and agreements beforehand, use of safe words and/or signals. If you’re talking about someone losing their shit for real during a role play, anything is possible but smart people wouldn’t put themselves in that position with someone they didn’t trust not to hurt them. I do not think this type of role play would make a non-violent person, want to be violent.


Exhibit A
Quote by petrova
I know most of men likes receiving blowjob but this past guy of mine did not require me to do so. I asked him why & he said he likes to pleasure me more than I do.

So is it true? Does a guy like that exist?



Retract your razor teeth and watch his tune change.
Quote by NymphWriter
You fucking whiny, self-centered, little bitch! How dare you attempt to bully a rookie teacher becasue you can't fucking get your shit together and then go crying to the principal when you don't get your way! Honestly, I have lost all respect for you. I hope you switch grade levels next year and leave me the fuck alone. I have finally found my groove and you are trying to take that away from me. You do so much fucking back biting and trash talking it's not even funny! Don't bitch about someone coming in late when you yourself are notorious for that exact thing. Don't act like everyone must bow down to you and bend their schedules because you can't fucking plan better. And don't hate me because I fucking plan ahead and get the fucking job done.

Either step up or step out... I know you have talked about leaving... then why don't you? Then my students won't have to suffer because you're not as good as you think you are and we can get someone who is willing to work with us instead of just dictating her demands.


I wish we could keep unstable people out of the classrooms.
Quote by LovingSadist
My guess is most people don’t care enough about me to have an opinion. Those who do probaly think I’m a jerk.


I perceive you as a person who is capable of doing very mean things but in a nice way.
Quote by PrincessC


We have some amazing chardonnays here. I’m not a wine snob I drink what tastes good.


This anti-chardonnay stance is all a ruse to get you alone with a bottle that you think proves me wrong and your most slippery pair of panties that will end up at your ankles at any given second with me standing behind you as you bend over and pickup said slippery panties while I agree that chardonnay is alright.
Quote by simplyjohn
Quiet during sex... this has to be an unknown phenomenon (and yes I had to google that word to get the spelling right).


I don't think he's talking about wether you are watching your porn muted or with full sound. I think he's talking about with real live girls, john.
Quote by PrincessC


Then you find out how fabulous and decerning they are?

Chardonnay for white


Chardonnay <-------

I don't even know you anymore.
Quote by LovingSadist


I'm too cheap to buy chloroform, besides I go into a store to get some and there is no way I'm leaving without the store clerk calling the FBI


You know how much it costs?

I fear the keywords in these posts may have already landed us on some kind of FBI list.
After dinner I like having a port while my friends and family are having dessert and coffee.

After leaving the restaurant... It's anything goes. Just depends on the place and what is best to get there.
Quote by DanieGirl
i just want my bf to pull my hair and choke me. yesterday i asked him to tie me up and he said hell think about it after work. he got off work over 16 hours ago. how do i get him to do the kinky things i want.


Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but... He's just not that into you.
Saw Infinity War.

Josh Brolin as space Debo was surprisingly good. Liked the Iron Man, Dr. Strange, Thor and Guardians sections the most. The Guardians sections were genuinely funny and they were the most effective as a team. Ebony Maw was better as a henchman than most superhero villains.

If I had to nitpick the movie I would say it was silly as fuck to have super powered heroes like vision and scarlet witch get defeated by villains that human characters like black widow can handle afterwards. Also, wakandans with spears (SPEARS) and clubs (CLUBS) fighting super powered aliens like nothing while super powerd beings are struggling. Makes no sense. That's about it though. The only thing that took me out of the movie for a bit was people with spears n shit fighting along the earths greatest heroes. Dumb as fuck.
Quote by Reddo89
the situation isn't quite as clear cut as this 'Trinket' makes it seem. Basically I asked her a story request about a guy being teased about his average sized manhood being measured and she replies with a story she had anyway about anal sex and a guy with a 1 inch dick (?!?!) totally random and not really anything like I asked (the link was dead also) and sure I replied with a "wtf?!" type reaction which rubbed her up the wrong way and I got a small barrage of sass from her then I told her to fuck herself after she told me off. That was all it. Of course being the guy against a woman I'm painted as the ultimate villain by default.

So yeh I see something about some people wanting to do a story for gold membership as payment or?! not sure how this works. Please someone tell me.



I'll write a haiku for a 20 spot.
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I love the Internet forum bravado of someone with an animated avatar, and no pictures of themself. smile


I parkour everywhere I go! I'd parkour circles around your pansy ass. I bet you ride a pink tricycle to get around like a lil bitch. A pink tricycle you probably can't even lift, cuck!