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Magical_felix
3 days ago
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he still tries to take my hand off if I reach to pet him.


The jokes write themselves, old fella.
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I have a Yorkshire terrier. Basically a cat but with the chronic clingyness.


It probably shits in the house all willy nilly too. Small dogs are the worst of both worlds. I used to think you were the smartest. Now I just don't know anymore.
I wouldn’t think so since I can’t remember a moment when I chose to like vagine so I figure it goes both ways with most people, no pun intended... but I did read wellmademale post once that a gay itch develops during a dry spell. So not sure what that means. Maybe it’s a “tough” choice for some.
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Is keeping birds inside still a thing? Last time I saw that seems ages ago.


I keep my bird in a shoe box in the closet. She loves it.
I have a German shepard girl named Harley and a Senegal parrot girl named Ivy.


She’s smarter than she looks.




Senegals are pretty hilarious all the time.

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Change your name to Oedipus then I'll believe you.


*singlemother fucker

Holla
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Somebody who doesn’t clean their room.


This is surprisingly accurate.
A pen and paper, an envelope and a stamp... To mail to my lawyer who would know to wait for my last manifesto before I was so wrongly taken off this plane of existence.
When you're a guy in the gym.. DO NOT encroach on anyone's space. Just be cool. Just bullshit with your friends (only a little, like a minute or less), lift your weights, swim your laps, hit the zone with the kettlebells and "other" equipment, say hey to the staff and other regulars, take a class or two, steam it up, enjoy yourself... Just don't be a douche. Just be cool as fuck, when you look in the mirror and you think "fuck, I'm cool and sexy as FUCK..." You're good.

IF YOU BUILD IT, THE PUSSY WILL COME.
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Professor Marston and The Wonder Women is the true account of the creator of the Wonder Woman character. After the success of Wonder Woman I would have thought this film would have garnered a bit more press but it pretty much flew under the radar.

Marston was a professor of psychology at Harvard in the 1920s who entered into a polyamorous relationship with his wife and his teaching assistant. He had a strong interest in BDSM especially female domination which led to his creation of Wonder Woman. His early comics had strong BDSM overtones and often portrayed Wonder Woman as a sort of female dominatrix character.

After Marston died in 1947, Wonder woman comics were burned and the character was stripped of her powers and in the 60s she became a secretary for the Justice League.

Marston's wife and girlfriend continued to live in a lesbian relationship for 38 more years, raising the children that he sired by both of them.

It's a very interesting story, although the movie seems a bit rushed because it has to cover so much time. Definitely worth the view.






My favorite thing about WW becoming popular again was this... I thought, "I really want to see the docs/period pieces about Martson's obsession with hot fit chicks tying people up and getting tied up himself". The lasso of truth... Because you know in that moment, trusting that person who tied you up, the full truth, is pure BDSM. The guy's stories were illustrated erotica masquerading as funny books.
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This is the weirdest, most incomprehensible shit I have read about 15% through in a very long time.
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there's a difference btwn making a grilled cheese sammich and making an awesome grilled cheese sammich. it's all about the cheese.


You know that cheesy jokes piss me off. Don't start in with me.
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I don't see any announcement about this anywhere, and then suddenly there it is. Why even bother having an Omnium badge if the site is going to keep randomly adding categories and then taking it away from those that have earned it?



Why bother having a hard to get badge if it's going to be easy to get? The omnium badge means a story written in every category right? So do you want lush to never add any categories because you have a dumbass badge? A badge that to be honest doesn't amount to shit really... That said, the doesn't mean shit part, the more categories there are the more impressive the badge becomes, yeah? I know you can bullshit most categories and get the badge anyway.. but still... if there were 1,000 categories it would make the badge way more impressive than "well I got it when there were 15 categories so I should get to keep it", that's bitch shit.

To make my nonsense above clear.. I mean that an omnium badge should be as it is intended, a story in every category. It's something to chase. Preferably with quality stories and not just reworked stories from another category to qualify. Unless you have no pride. Unless a fake medal or trophy is just as good to you. But seriously, a person that is able to write an original, compelling story in every category, and add new ones when new categories are added, that is a true lush author. NOT people who just add some horseshit to collect a badge or rework an old story and submit it in a new category... those "authors" are cancer who drown out good writing because they take advantage of the system.
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I tried Firefox Quantum and didn't like it. It's slower than Google Chrome and importing my bookmarks was not easy to set up. So I deleted it. I've been a webmaster since the early 90s, so I've tried all of the browsers: Mosaic, IE, Netscape, Safari, Firefox, and now Google Chrome and it is by far the best browser I've ever used. And I've used them on Mac OS and Windows. I've designed hundreds of web pages and dozens of websites and I always use several browsers to verify my work.


look, to be fair... you claiming youre a WEBMASTER and having trouble setting up your bookmarks in a new browser is like a GODDAMN iron chef claiming they can't make a grilled cheese in a new kitchen.
I drive a jeep, my navigator is a stupid dog in-spite of her supposedly smart breed, I use google chrome, and I think you're all nerds. GET OUT OF MY WAY
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I've seen the videos
1) Full Metal Jacket
2) Platoon
3) Coming Home
4) Apocalypse Now...spelled correctly,
but sorry, I haven't seen good one.

Nothing good comes from that kind of thing I think.

Since most here at Lush are from other countries?

It's not so important maybe?...smile


I wish I could see this guy's setup. Like his creepy little dungeon. Him at his job. Like I want to really see what makes him tick. It would be fascinating. I'd go so far as to say I want to make a documentary on this dude ivanka.
Why does this sound like a coded message?

“All clear to smuggle 8 German descendant hookers through the mountains now.”
Oh my god this is the funniest shit I ever read! I laughed so hard milk came out my dick.
We should have known when we walked into Murder on the Orient Express that it was going to suck when the entire audience was over 65.
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Having given this matter consideration, I don't really want to have more than one badge with the word, "Omnium" in it.

How about, on top of the existing Ominium badge (translation from Latin, meaning "All") we add a badge for authors published in 80%+ of our categories? That way, you can leave out any categories you don't wish to write in.

There are 51 categories at present.

If we introduce a new badge, what should we call it?

"Naughty 40" - published in 40+ categories.

"Eager Beaver"

"Mélange"

"Medley"

Any suggestions?


Best of the restomnium badge.
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Night Felix.


Okay, goodnight, get inspired. Be more interesting than those writers. Don't get threatened by them.