Look fellows... Lead in hard and with dubious intent. If she slaps you (physically or figuratively) but especially physically... It only means she wishes you were a bit more romantic with it because she likes you. If she didn't like you at all... She wouldn't have bothered to slap you in the first place. If she smiles (which is mostly involuntary when a person you like flirts with you)... get ready to get some stank on your hang low.
This whole #metoo thing is important and all that shit but it shouldn't hamper you and your peacocking and throwing your dick out in the water. A slap is just a nibble that can turn into dinner or a catch and release even. Keep your pole and reel well oiled. Make her go, "yeah I fucked #himtoo... and you know what, I really liked it."
100% Napa Cabs and Bordeaux/Meritage/Red blends.
Leave it up to the police to come up with an ugly word like stalking when people are just trying to be loving.
It may sound like a joke but seriously a pole dancing event would be awesome. It would get ratings, it takes incredible athleticism, plus there are a ton of countries that would be competitive. I can see Ukraine, USA, Netherlands seriously contending for the gold. Judge it just like gymnastics with required skills judged on style. I really see it no different than pommel horse or balance beam or anything like that. It's the same kind of shit, just on a pole.
That's annoying... Like bitch, I'm trying to fall asleep here
Watched 3 billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri and it was better than I expected. Some of the characters are a little cartoonish but it didn’t really distract from the overall experience. It’s one of those movies that sticks with you for a few days.
There’s a docuseries on Netflix called Dirty Money and one of the episodes is on maple syrup... those Canadians are up to all kinds of gangster shit. It’s fascinating.
It can be puke green for all I care. Ass maketh lingerie.
It can be puke green for all I care. Ass maketh ingerie.