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Magical_felix
2 days ago
Straight Male, 43
United States

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I'd like to see these two win. They are a couple of my favorite shows.

Outstanding Drama Series

-Westworld

Outstanding Comedy Series

-Silicon Valley
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That's you, Feilx! Either a huge crybaby or a crybaby. Don't like being called out back?


Obviously I like it, little mouse.
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Sorry your steel chair your fat ass sits on all day broke, yet again. Sorry the only life you will ever have is reading about other's lives and giving speculations on nothing you know about.

At least you admit your sick obsession with me. I'm laughing at your lame ass every day.


Laughing burns calories. See I'm helping you.

The obsession part you have been projecting ever since the first time I laughed at one of your posts... It's funny how on lush people immediately go to the obsession thing if someone points out something ridiculous. It's also funny how some people on lush never think anything they do could possibly be funny to anybody socially acceptable. "If I get made fun of it must be by a virgin, who lives with his mom and is fat and ugly! A good looking, successful, fit person would never make fun of me! I am too good for that!". It's really pretty fascinating. I guess in that sense I am obsessed. Like how Jacques Cousteau was "obsessed" with studying animals. "IAMLOVE" is like a sea lion to me, a sea lion with charlie horses in its flipper.

And geez... What happened to all the peace, love, positive thinking vibes?
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I'm truly sorry that your parents did not love you enough or give you enough attention. Healing vibes and thoughts your way, Felix. you could try counseling!



haha don't you wish that was true? One does not need a troubled childhood to realize you're an idiot. And your flavor of the week positive vibes love and peace nonsense comes off as really insincere since lately you have poked at me several times completely out of the blue. If you don't like to be made fun of, don't go poking at me.

Anyway, was just trying to help you out there, - insert current name -. Pills and gimmicks won't stop your charlie horses, getting off your ass and going for a walk will.
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Thanks for responding again. A Charlie horse in my calf. I was low on a key supplement that I take now. I also do the others in my first post. Thanks Damon!


Not being grossly out of shape would help too. Sounds like that is the only thing you haven't tried. Sometimes when you're a shut in, who spends every waking moment on the computer, that can happen. Maybe get a standing desk to start out.
Eat bananas. Low potassium levels cause cramps (charlie horses). Also stretch regularly before exercise. Hot tub after exercise if you have access to one.
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Sure - however you want to spin it is fine with me.


Very meta. Kudos
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So, let me get this straight. you were complaining about my post, so i deleted it for you and now you're complaining about me deleting my post? sounds to me like you just like to complain, snowflake.


Hmmm... It was more like you posted something that would not fly if anyone else posted it. I mentioned this. You then attempted to imply I was a hypocrite by saying that I have posted similar things (which wasn't an accurate comparison really). Then I reminded you that my post you mentioned was deleted. You then could have just deleted the posts after realizing I had made a valid point but instead you posted that you had "fixed" it making it look like you had fixed one of my posts when in fact you had just deleted your original post and my post where I questioned the double standard employed in deciding who can post certain things. So nothing was really "fixed" to appease my sensibilities. Just to be clear.

Just deleting the post would have been the appropriate thing to do. Instead you tried to create a false narrative.
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there - fixed it for your sensibilities smile


What? More like you fixed it (deleted your posts) so you don't look bad.
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Says the guy who used to delight in posts about Donkey Punching.


My name was that, not my posts. And yeah, it was removed. That's the point. Double standard.
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there wasn't a choice for: in - castration is a hobby of mine.


I like how if a guy would have said something like, I would just cut her clit off, it would be deleted. One time a girl asked if her tits are nice so I cut them off!!! Heehee Haha yuk yuk!
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WOW. Perhaps I should've posted this in Ask the Guys.


No, no to everything.
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I didn't give up coffee but all soda and carbonated beverages.

Water is my new best friend.


You should give up paint chips as well. Just sayin'.
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Your place or mine?


Probably yours, in case things get messy.
I'd stick a piece of ginger up Mary Anne's ass because I have a hard time being stimulated by normal sex.

Fuck, that came out a little too real.
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If I had a writer in real life I'd let him put it anywhere he wanted to.


Well that is very nice Cheryl.
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see, that's the thing - he's not just providing a voice, he's giving a complete performance, including all of Ceasar's movements like walking, running, climbing like a chimp. if you stripped away the special effects, you'd get the exact same thing, just without the fur.


All the other chimps were moving like chimps too though. Those are all motion capture as well. Just saying animators can add a tear, or embellish facial expressions or even the body movements. Motion capture is a guide to make animation easier.

It's like digitally altering actor's faces to make them appear more emotional in a scene. That doesn't deserve best actor.
I probably have one of the better records when it comes to comps and it's still not "worth" it money wise.

The one time it was worth it was when a new girlfriend discovered it and read it and the first thing she said was "...you want to put it in my butt." So that made that easy. That was the only time I was like wow this writing nonsense worked out.
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spot on review - just got back, and yeah, its weird using the word "humanity" when talking about the apes, but it's fitting - the film also didn't get lazy and go with what you expected - there were a lot of touches, both big and little, that took me by surprise (i won't list them - some are major spoilers). all in all one of the best movies of the year, and yeah, bite it, Oscars, and give Serkis at least a nomination for an incredibly nuanced performance as Ceasar.


I feel the nominations should be special effects, best picture and score. Even though serkis does a good job I still dont think motion capture should win a best actor since the animators are the real actors there (scratch that... "real" was not the right word, but they are 50% of the acting there.). If the CGI was shit no one would be thinking serkis should get a best actor. That said, a lifetime achievement award, eventually, I am all for. If he keeps it up that is.
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I've been told multiple times that I give the best blowjobs, not sure how else to rate it. I believe I'm pretty good because I genuinely like giving blowjobs.


That would be a 10 out of 10, A+, ?, 100%, gold medal.
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I think its natural that when a woman breast feeds she gets utter pleasure
In my opinion sucking on my tits n biting my nipples lightly can make me horny as hell
More or less it should be the case with most women




20-25 years and up admitted.
Saw War for the Planet of the Apes last night.

It's the best one of the series I think. Very sad and emotionally profound in general. Caesar is one of the best characters of all time. And Maurice the orangoutang, Rocket the chimp, Nova the human and the Gorillas too, both the good one and bad gorillas, so well realized. Even Woody the bad guy was humanized and not just a bad guy, he cares about his species surviving. The movie is an examination of the futility of war. Caesar offered peace but the humans didn't want or were too scared to accept it. Such a good movie. Plus those special effects better win the Oscar. I really think it should also be nominated for best picture. But it probably won't. It's a profound movie. 10 out of 10 really.
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Just saw it, not horrible, but never as good as the original.


This speaks volumes.
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Ahhh my Magical_Fanclub. Deep down you know you want me, you just won't admit it.



I know people talk about the power of positive thinking n shit... and honestly I don't have the heart to burst your bubble. Keep visualizing your dreams trinket. Bless.
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Flies?! We aspire to flies in Africa.


Wow. You're going to Kuzimu for that one.
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Super offended by this dusty old trope about Africa.


I can't believe you called them dusty. I expect more from you. What's next, saying they have flies zipping around the eyes.
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I'd pay to read that.


I don't take monetary payments. Just letting you know.