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yep, i'm sick. i get a kick out of coming on internet sights and bullying other people... oh, wait, that's you! sorry, i'm the pervert on the erotica site! totally had that backwards. thanks! you have an issue with my posts, you know where the 'contact us' button is, or you could just PM Nicola and bypass the system. Feel free. in the mean time, i'm working on a porn version of Good Night Moon complete with illustrations. i'll send you a copy when it's done.

oh, and posting pix at you doesn't take up any time - you're not usually worth the time it would take to actually write a post like that, tho. you should feel honored that i even bother. ceeya.

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Please tell me this is the basis for a Lush story. And then give me the title.

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And was it worth the wait, Felix?

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I would stimulate your mind in a way that that your whole body would feel what you only thought your inner thighs could feel....a shower would feel dry to you

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lol - someone's bored today. sorry, you'll have to find your entertainment elsewhere - i'm truly not interested in being your internet prey today. ba-bye.

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they're called breasts. most women have them. their primary purpose is to provide nutrients to human offspring. i didn't sexualize Rapunzel (who, btw, in the film is over 18). i just relinquished her from being uptight about being naked.

if you have an issue with nudity, as, sadly, a lot of Americans do, perhaps you shouldn't be spending so much time on an erotic site. My guess is you don't actually have an issue, you simply decided to make a big deal out of nothing because it's me. you maturity astounds me at times.

is it supposed to be sexy to someone? actually, no - that wasn't my intent. that is simply what you read in to it.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but you, who writes about all kinds of kinky sex and posts pics of sexual stuff on threads and your blogs, are offended by an avatar of rapunzel with boobs? Even though you yourself use a children's comic character as your avatar on the same adult site? What a joke. Look at the avatar Noll uses and you've never said a word to him about it. (I'm not offended by Noll's avatar btw)

Surely there is something more important than Sprites avatar going on in the world that you could protest against?

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Says he who uses a cartoon character as an avatar on a sex site.

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Please, for the love of god, don't do it. it's a little thing, but it's one more thing for us to do - make it proper.

THIS is how your story titles should read:

Sprite Is A Sexual Goddess

Not!:

SPRITE IS A SEXUAL GODDESS.

i swear to god, the next person who does this is gonna get spanked, and not in a fun, whimsical, sexy way.

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You can do a lot with food sex. Start with some warm gravy on her titties and just see where it all leads.

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Someone has to get the Tentacle Sex ball rolling. What better than now? You can use Lush 4D to publish it in 2021, when the Tentacle Sex category is created.

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I have spent 2 one week gigs at a legal whore house in Nevada. Also while I was working as the manager of the shoe department at a locally owned department store. The owner of a wholesale shoe business in Dallas told the owner of our store he would give him $500 if he could get me to fuck him. My boss told me about it and wanted to know if I was interested. I told my boss I had an idea to get us a better deal on our orders for shoes. Things were tight financially due to the competition of the larger department stores. On our next trip to Dallas to buy shoes I dressed very slutty and got us a really great deal on our order and I got to choose 10 pairs for myself. For the next couple years we got huge discounts on our orders by me fucking Jay when he was in town or we were in Dallas.

Jay also owner a wholesale lingerie and adult book and toy story. I posed for his catalogs which were X rated publications.

Brandie

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Hi Dani... ...warmhug...I see ya feeling better....I'm glad.


I'm having a very yummy French Pinot this morning...

It's only 7:00am...sssh...

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If it's the popping you're scared of when frying, adding salt to the oil helps to reduce that.

Also, getting an air fryer will change your life.

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Please do not engage in personal attacks on the forums.

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Ya not ever even look at my Lush page?...Maybe ya should try reading it? God just like other guys here , they never read my page, just go for the boob pics.
Why would I take pics down from my Phunpages account silly. Lush isn't the only cybersex chat site ya know.
I have other pages too, why I'm not always here a lot. I have other chat friends other than just here.

Ok...I'm very sorry for saying ya have a small dick and i will change my post.

I am 25, not 22, and no I can't say how old I been seeing my Mistress, Lush not like that I think, but It's been a lot of my life.

I also have 4 blogs in Dutch, German, Swedish, and English. The Swedish one has my Fanny Modin years until I was 23.

All my other pics are my personal pics when I was younger, or after I stopped working in Paris.

I'm at work soon and starting my shift at the pub...Gotta go, drinks are up.

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I see your trolling again. What, hurting that other girls feelings not enough
to get your little dick hard? Not feel like a man yet this month?

I was gonna try to make friends with ya, but if ya gonna follow me around and not be nice, and try to be mean then
stop talking to me. I not like you, and I think ya just troll around the forums running your dick licker.
I think you're a mean person. So leave me alone. I'm not interested in you. Never will be, so slither away some where else.
Not want to talk to you, or know you.
Is that plain enough for ya, or do I have to send ya a get well card for your mental impairments.
Stop stalking me freak.

I screenshot and saved the other page showing how you started being mean to that girl first for know reason at all.
I'm saving every page ya follow me to from now on too.

And what does your comment mean too? You trying to say I'm a guy? What is wrong with you?
What an asshole someone would have to be to say that. ya been hurt by too many girls laughing at your small dick or something?
Of course I always go out of my way to ask about Lush having Live Cams if I didn't want them too, just so some moron wouldn't understand.
If ya trying to ruin my fun at Lush in any way, or hurt my feelings like ya did that other girl yesterday?
I'll just report ya to Lush for bothering me, and you can explain it to them.
Then I'll also do a few other things I can do about guys like you here.
I wonder how many others ya have been mean to as well, besides that other girl.
Think I need to talk with her again too.

Your think you're gods gift to girls attitude isn't gonna go well with me.
Especially with such a small cock that won't even get hard during cyber sex.
I not put up with that from any guy I know, any of my friends in real life,
and I'm surely not gonna put up with it from someone who doesn't even know me,
or from a freak on an online sexsite too? I not think so.

I've had dates with guys just like you before, even when I knew better. Didn't like them, and I not like you very much now either.
You're a very mean person, and following me around like some freak lets me know that for sure now.

But not worry...I'm not a mean person, and I would never tell anyone ya have a small dick and couldn't get it up to even cybersex good with me.
Ya must understand that we aren't very compatible though, and ya should just try to have Lushie fun some where else.
I need a better cyber lover than you can be for me. Sorry, so just go away.

Ya sure ya really want to start something with me? I won't just let it go ya know, no matter what ya say or do.
If not, then fine, come get all ya want and see how much noise I make about it.
We can just let everyone know who and what ya are then.
A lot of my Lush friends know me live, up close and personal. What about you?...hmmm
Sorry, but anything ya may think ya know? Ya gonna be surprised. Ya think ya are special that way?

Oh I'm not done yet...And if ever ya want to live cam with me in front of anyone here?
We have 3 of them here running 24/7 on our farm. Just pick a number.
I can invite any of my friends who talk with me almost everyday on my blogs, and we can live cam in front of admin or anyone,
anywhere on Lush. Let's just see what you really look like, I'll show others just how mean ya really are,
and you can show everyone the size of your dick. I'll have one of my close friends here show the size of their cock to compare.
Maybe then ya leave me alone and stop following me around Lush.
If ya can't live cam for some reason? Which wouldn't surprise me for ya to say that ya can't,
then we can post a photo of our International Driving Permits, or whatever it is that ya have,
in front of everyone in any chat room, or forum page.

Ya want to say you're sorry? I'm not hard to find ya know.
Anything other than that I not really care what ya do. Just go away, or do I need to also tattoo that on your little dick.

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ok thanks...smile

I kinda thought something like that really. But had to ask.
I not think very many here would use it anyway.
Seems maybe most Lushies are here instead of other live chat sites is because they want their privacy.

I can understand that I guess with their work, families, etc...smile

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Dumber choice. That can get really ugly when things go sour.

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First of all whoever created this topic needs punched lol!! Being a huge Wonder Woman fan and waiting forever for her to finally get the love she deserves. How can anyone say it was overrated. When there have many many Superman movies, Batman movies. She's always been overshadowed by other heroes or whatever. I saw it four times and each time I get an overwelming happiness and almost tears at certain parts of the movie. Some parts maybe cliched or over the top but who cares. It's become my all time favorite movie.

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cause i'm a hypocritical whore, remember?

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it wasn't a debate. i simply stated that you're wrong. a debate means that i am willing to present well thought out arguments and am open to changing my mind if your arguments sway me. i am and was uninterested from either outcome. i simply wanted to point out that you were wrong. it's really very simple.

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He's referring to me. i simply didn't understand his reference at the time. also, i smoke a lot of pot. oh, and also, i just like to disagree with everything Jack says on general principle.