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Magical_felix
5 days ago
Straight Male, 43
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if the interface changed a little, you could add more branding. Or even have a logo made or whatnot. I made a few to show you.






just spruce it up?

the red or perhaps a new color could be expanded slightly. just my

You could have a slogan contest, and the winner gets a membership. idk


That's hideous.
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Did you not understand that post about dumb ass trump memes you didn't come up with yourself without any additional commentary or anything should be posted in a picture thread? This is a debate section of the forum.

Idiot.
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Well, it seems that not only is this an issue for Jack, but a few others as well. And there is appears to be a serial commenter who comments and deletes their comments. Except for the two sentences in his post, I do agree with Jack, there is no need to know if a comment is deleted.

As to his last two sentences... if Jack hates RRs and "perfect scores" so much... maybe he should request his RRs be removed and make all his stories unscorable. I'm sure Nicola or another Senior Mod can do this for him.


You forgot to preface this with "I have jack blocked, I care not what he says... BUT to no fault of my own I ACCIDENTALLY read jacks comments and am compelled to reply even though do not want to. I am replying against my will."

Lol... you bray like an ass!
Why is there a feature that sends you alerts to your personal email that a certain member has deleted all their comments off your oeuvre? Seems like a feature designed to create beef.

It actually says which member did it. Kinda puts them on blast... also kinda spotlights the pettiness of the scoring and commenting on lush. That's why unimaginative, talentless authors have perfect scores and RRs and all that bullshit. It's a circle jerk.
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Okay.

"Disgusting subject" seems a little strong, it is a PG-13 situation at best, a boy wanting to look at a Playboy (and not even getting to, beyond a turned down page flap), but I understand the reasoning. No need to bash, however. It's not disgusting. It's probably a nearly universal experience.

I'll still write it. I just won't submit it here (or the blue site).


Why would you want to write about a 12 year old getting a boner from a dirty mag... the subject itself is fairly standard but you wanting to write a whole story about it is super weird.

Can you imagine? Verbal sitting there pecking away at his keyboard, he gets up to make himself a sandwich and while he's away you take a look at what he writing about... lol
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Doesn't he already have that job?


I have plenty of fun every time you and the babies cry about me being mean and that the block isn't helping.
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I mean. He's gotta point. And I don't give anyone credit for nuthin.



The design around the words "the dark" in your signature looks like a nose. That's all I ever focus on when I see your sig. A nose. I'm tempted to read it just to see if it's about a hooker that needs coke or something. Just to see if the design of your sig makes sense.
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So...

A little back ground, first.

As you know, Gav has been not only our main tech monkey, but our only tech monkey since the sites inception. It's been suggested, on occasion, that it would be nice to get him help - perhaps a sexy assistant, or savvy tech monkey Junior or even a wee magical fairy girl with a bit of knowledge around techy stuff. Every time, he's replied with "Any one touches anything, I'll feed 'em to the Kangas. Now, plunk that Sprite girl into my monkey cave so I can have a go at her bottom with my digeridoo." (some things are best left unspoken of).

Recently, however, Gav's load has gotten pretty crazy, so, in order to preserve the pristine code that he's implemented while still keeping the improvements coming, he came up with a solution: an upgrade. We're calling him Gav 2.0 although, he insists that we call him Emperor Gav to his face (except for me - he makes me call him "Master Gav" while prostrating myself naked at his feet and cleaning his armor with my tongue until it shines. Really not sure what that's all about, but apparently, it's in his contract - gonna have to have a work with Nicola one of these days...

Couple this with the fact that our facility in Scotsdale, AZ, has become cramped. There's just too many mods these days and they're all tripping over each other to the point of not being able to get much down. It didn't help that Ruthie burned down the east wing where my office resides, either. She claims it was an accident, but there is actual video footage of her lobbing a molotov cocktail through my picture window while extending her middle finger and crying out "Take that, you nazi bitch!" Remind me to revoke her drinking privledges...

So, long story short, we needed a new locale. Gav 2.0... Sorry. Master Gav... *lick lick lick* come up with a solution that none of us had even considered, sparking off a new, and incredibly expensive new project (hint hint) that sort of took a few strange turns and resulted in...

LushStories 4D! we bypassed 3D and virtual reality and conquered time and space, building several new offices (i'll post photos soon, for those interested) in varied locations throughout the space-time continuum.

What does that mean for me, the lush user, you may ask. Several things. With time travel, your stories should be modded faster. In fact, it will be possible to publish stories before they are even written. Also, we will be opening membership for anyone past, present, and future, as well as those from distant planets (the main lush office is currently orbiting Alpha Centari in the year 2392.

A few other things. As soon as the dust settles a little, we will be creating a new section that deals with the 4D aspect of lush that will keep you updated on changes, new staffing, and new features. Hopefully the launch will be relatively smooth, in the mean time, thanks for your patience (except for Hannah, who's patience was close to non-existance!) and I hope you enjoy the new site!


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When I'm hearing from my other friends about it, it's a problem.


You call those people friends? haha
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When I'm hearing from my other friends about it, it's a problem. The point of blocking someone is to prevent them from seeing your posts. When they hit the "quote" thing, that completely defeats the purpose, making the "block" completely pointless.

(P.s. - Excuse me?)


Are you sure you spelled my name right when you supposedly blocked me? I know that can be hard for a lot of people. That ol' spelling. It could be plain old stupidity on your part or you're not being completely honest. You seem to be able to see all my posts even though you have me "blocked"
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careful what you ask for - you'd never be able to post again.


#roasted
Unfortunately, I need complete isolation and deprivation of the senses to write. The stuff I am most happy with happens when It's my only outlet.
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I'm not sure this is a "fixable" thing, but I have spent substantial time and energy on a collaboration, partly to knock out a collab but mostly to help the person with whom I was collaborating submit his first story.

Unfortunately, this person ...long story short, he sent a rather cryptic message about our relationship (what relationship, now?) and how he couldn't handle it (what, again, now?) so now I'm stuck with a story that I spent hours weedwhacking and messing with and otherwise devoting energy to, energy that could have been directed elsewhere, and fuck if I know what to do with it. I don't believe that it would be ethical to submit it solely under my own name, but I'm pretty sure that if I submit it as a collab, he'll not agree to be named as a co-author.

Options? Right now it looks like "forget it exists" and "submit as collab knowing co-author will refuse" are my only options. Just want some kind of reassurance that these are, in fact, my only options.


That's hilarious really.
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Case in point.


Really though, think about it, seriously. If someone is about to post and they agree that they are not a lil bitch then you wouldn't have all this whining and crying by lil bitches whose opinions get disagreed with or called out for the silly ass things they say. That's not how real conversation/debate/interactions happen. If you say something smart people should be allowed to agree. If you say something dumb people should be allowed to disagree. Idealistically of course. Gotta see what the dumb to smart ratio is, bottom line... But ultimately the most interesting reading is a place where all voices are heard, not just the lil bitches.
I really really REALLY hope the announcement isn't sprite's cat is taking over lush for a week or some shit like that.

Just saying.
How about a captcha that pops up before you post in a thread that asks "are you a lil bitch?". And you have to pick no before you can post.
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Seems like my feigned gayness is actually paying off as intended... you're totally behaving like my compliant little bitch.




Just protecting your right to gay out without being attacked for it, bud.
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Don't be homophobic. If he would have linked rate my pussy or something you would not have made this comment. So SP gays off sometimes. Leave him be. Think of a smarter way to attack him if that's your goal.
1. I am the least homophobic person you will ever meet.
2. *you're
3. I'm not attacking anyone, troll. I'm questioning why such a site even exists.
And lastly, I have you blocked. Are you really so pathetic that you have to go and snoop on my posts just to try and antagonize me? Grow up. You make snide comments and think yourself a real comedian, but all you do is antagonize people, then go hide behind the skirts of your mod friends. Grow up.


You corrected my "your"? I used it correctly.................................................. You wouldn't say "you are goal". My lord, how idiotic. Like that is super moronic to correct a usage of a word when it's actually correct... That's mindblowingly stupid. And the "skirts" of my mod friends? I am not the mod's favorite, trust me... and that is kinda sexist anyway. The skirts of my mod friends. Their skirts. I'm hiding behind their skirts? Would you say that to a woman? That implies that since I am a man it is less honorable to be protected by a woman. It implies that I am weaker for being protected by a woman. Hiding behind the skirts of my friends... Man... I guess I am lucky. Would hate to be accused of hiding behind the dicks of my fiends.
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Also... WHAT??


Don't be homophobic. If he would have linked rate my pussy or something you would not have made this comment. So SP gays off sometimes. Leave him be. Think of a smarter way to attack him if that's your goal.
Oh my god! I bet this announcement is gonna blow my brain right out of my skull and create a bloody pink splat on the wall behind me. I'm gonna get some Clorox wipes ready and sit back and fluff up.
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when looking to see who is on line I would be nice to know there sexual preference before opening there profile. I have no problem with peoples preference just a time saver.


You missed the target every time... every damn time you could have fucked up, you did. Every time you earned a red mark. It's fascinating. Holy shit.
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Thank goodness! for a moment I thought the TOS might have taken quite a negative turn...


At first I thought it was when you go out and hook up with ugly chicks.
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Think about the orgy in the 9th Gate, with Johnny Depp. I will not include death or violence, but I was wondering if the characters could have blood poured over them, or something similarly extreme. No torture or killing, just super extreme acts like self punch-fisting ("punching" your anus or vagina, in a smooth hard strike to increase pleasure from the raw act of repeating the motion). I like the idea of a Satanic orgy, but if this is not allowed, then I wonder if a Catholic orgy or a pagan orgy will do.


I wrote about the devil impregnating a virgin with a demon child then convincing a priest to fuck her in the ass in a confessional booth so I think you're good.
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SPOILERS

WW2 was caused by the excessive sanctions that the allied leader imposed upon Germany after the war, destroying it's economy beyond reason - that's the atmosphere that Hitler took advantage of to rise to power.

I thought the final battle was pretty cool and seemed to go by pretty quickly. And yeah, Ares didn't look like a typical villain, but then, that was kind of refreshing - they could certainly have gone with a Chris Hemsworth body type and that would have actually been kind of forgettable. And i like that it was exactly as you said, wasn't making mankind fight - that was in their nature - he actually believed that he was the hero, not the villain, righting the actions of Zeus 'creating' mankind. As I said, no one was black and white - a lot of grey on both sides. And the germans weren't running around hugging the enemy. I think it's a natural reaction, when you're saved from potential death to take comfort among your comrades - probably a lot of soldiers who'd been in each other's company for some time.

Not really sure what steroid bump capsules you're referring to? Please explain.


SPOILERS

You're adding real life reasons for war that this movie completely ignored. This movie sets up the premise that ares is the cause of war. Wonder Woman goes on most of the movie saying no, it's ares. Pine's character even doubts this and says it's man and their fucked up ways but literally when ares is defeated the Germans shake a trance off and start hugging the enemy. It's silly as all fuck.

And come on... the blue capsules dr poison gives the German high command guy. He literallyinhales them and hulks out several times... you watched the movie right? How did you miss that? It's such a stupid plot line in the movie that amounts to nothing.
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Sorry, but i'll have to disagree with this post. I'd have to spoil it to talk about the villains, but i thought they were perfect. The film had so many high notes, and the POV - showing mankind and their wars and violence towards each other through an outsiders eyes, really resonated as timeless. Also, there were some brave choice made (get out the kleenex) and the characters surrounding WW were not only simply stereotypes, but all heroic in their own ways, despite their histories and flaws - a lot of important issues were addressed, sometimes subtly so, such as racism, genocide, ptsd, sexual politics, and there was a lot of grey area in both the good guys and the bad guys - def. not black and white.

As for Ms Gadot, the movie wouldn't have worked without her being able to sell herself as an amazon princess - her portrayal was nothing less than amazing - yes, she was hot, but it was her personality and charisma that really shone - and yes, the time spent among the amazons, was totally kick ass.

On a personal note, we both went in with high expectations and both thought the movie exceeded them. Truly an amazing film and i am excited to see it again - probably in the near future.


SPOILERS

The movie actually brought up the interesting concept that Ares wasn't "making" mankind fight, that it was just mankinds nature to be shitheads. BUT then after an overlong and uninteresting CGI fuckfest of a final battle Ares is defeated (a stupid looking ares with a handlebar mustache and a stiff upper lip lol) then the Germans are broken from his "spell" and they all start hugging n shit. The movie goes against its own logic. That was really dumb. According to this movie's logic WW2 shouldn't even happen. And the whole steroid bump capsules were so unnecessary and unexplained. That was super stupid too.
Saw Wonder Woman yesterday and I feel it's a bit overrated. The first half was good and the Amazons were cool, especially Antiope but the villains were some of the worst ever. Dr poison was ok but man were the other villains lame. Gal gadot looks great running around in her stripper outfit of course but I feel if she wasn't so damn hot this movie would not be rated as highly as it is.
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You aren't fooling anyone... everybody knows that you don't give a fuck about those bands and only went there for the free titties.


I took sand to the beach.