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Magical_felix
6 days ago
Straight Male, 43
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Not much. Mine disappeared when I was three. Last seen in my cousins lap late evening as she sat under the pine tree in the front yard. I pointed at it and asked about bringing it along when my father took me in the house, but he left Teddy with Chrissie. I searched for several days after for Teddy, but never seen again.


poignant
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What stories would he tell about you?


I think most people got rid of their teddy bears when they were 8, hooster1.
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Neither if us know the answer to that question... Nor the one of why I haven't stayed since the first time I joined uninterrupted.


Remind them of how they obviously aren't up to your speed. Step your game up bozo or else I can't in good conscience call you my nemesis anymore.
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Will you even be staying among us long enough to profit from that suggestion, Mr. Nuder?


I hope so, even though I don't know who this "nuder" is, I hope you let this young gentleman express himself.
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Neither if us know the answer to that question... Nor the one of why I haven't stayed since the first time I joined uninterrupted.


I think they should make the default avatar available with a helmet.

Like, get with the times lush.
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Pfffffffffftttttttttttttttt... is that all.



Dude... you should change your rank to "Alpha Beta"... that would be so damn funny. I'll change mine to that if you change yours too.
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I agree with the answer to the title question... However, I think that if she's having sex with you on Date 1, it says nothing about her opinion of your quality.

That written, if she is letting you touch what you can see the first second of Date 1 later in the same first date, there is no reason for there to be a second.


Can't really argue with about 87% of this.
Yes, yes it does.

I know you guys, in your self imposed house arrest bubble on lush, might scoff or be confused by this notion...but sex on the first date means she doesn't think you're boyfriend material either. She will fuck you on the first date because she finds you fun and attractive but if she wanted you as a boyfriend she would make you wait a bit and work for it... Because she wants to make you think she's not a ho. Sex on the first date is fuck buddy status not girlfriend status.
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Bitch please, this thread was killed long ago. You can't blame me.


I don't approve of the word "bitch" as an insult. It's 2k17.
This thread isn't weird at all. Not one bit. If I stumbled upon this site cold, I wouldn't think this thread was strange, lame, cringe-worthy or alienating in the slightest.
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It's like the difference between masturbating and getting a hand-job. Sometimes you want to know what you're going to get and sometimes you want someone else to do the work. What are your last three titles, in case I want you to do the work? ;)


When I want a literary hand-job (sorry guys), I read puddleduck, browncoffee, oceanrunner, virgogo, sprite, ravenstar, jen, buz and other people I'm forgetting to list.

When I need a literary sexual mind game, I read avrgblkgrl or Liz.



I don't even jerk off when I read puddleduck. She's a get together to tear it apart.
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What do my vagina and belly button have in common? They're both in at the moment.


You killed the thread with this. That's hard to do.
I'm my own favorite. I would read my own story right now over anyone else's because it's so fucking good. Just my last three stories though... Those are the good ones. My early stories are shit.
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So I should just cancel my plans to get you into virtual bed with me? Damn.


Video of this with your vagina all out falls under the virtual bed umbrella.
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I wish that they'd have included Ewoks getting high and fucking in the scene below.


I thought you from Canada not Kansas. sick motherfucker.
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So you're saying that the Star Wars movies should feature lightsabers dismembering Stormtroopers, complete with blood spurting all over the fucking place?

Because, ya know, war is the central element of those movies. How dare they present it in such a lighthearted way to those poor kiddies!


Lightsabers cauterize the wound as it cuts, you fucking idiot.
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Wait, Sasha Grey appeared in Die Hard? Gotta go prematurely, dude...

Seriously, the whole motion picture rating system isn't all that black-and-white. There isn't any rating between PG-13 and R, so plenty of movies between those two with similar levels of violence/sex/language can end up in either category pretty arbitrarily. I'd argue that the first three Die Hard probably weren't too far from being rated PG-13, while conversely the fourth one probably wasn't too far from being rated R.

I honestly never perceived any major disparity between the installments before you brought it up. And the fact that plenty of rating systems around the world rate them all equally just corroborates that (eg. 13+ in Quebec). The next rating over here is 16+, and none of the early Die Hard movies were ever considered harsh/offensive enough to warrant it.

The American rating system seems thoroughly flawed to me. Seriously, The Matrix received the exact same rating as Hostel? You guys give a R-rating to just about anything, to the point where it's completely futile and meaningless. Here in Quebec, the enormous majority of blockbusters are either rated G (ie. for general public) or 13+. If a movie is rated 16+, you know that it's distinctly crude/violent (eg. Kill Bill). A rating of 18+ is reserved exclusively for pornography or legitimate gore (eg. Hostel).




Cursing, titties, and blood spurting from gun shot wounds is what gets you an R in america.

Rewatch 1 and 2 and then watch 4... It's almost worse that they try to sugarcoat murder to the point that they can show it to kids in 4. It's fucked up. I guess I'm a prude but I think mass murder in movies should be shown for what it is, gruesome and bloody, and it should be for adults. It should never be sugar coated for children. It's mass fucking murder, and it should never be okay for 13 year olds.
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I read this 'serious' comment on Youtube arguing that Shiva would know who to attack based on 'scent'. That since people from both Hilltop and Alexandria visited Ezekiel in The Kingdom, they would carry the 'scent' of their respective camps and all the randoms would smell the same, so Shiva was going after the people that smelled 'unfamiliar' during the battle and saw them as the bad guys. This would be some highly evolved tiger radar. I think the audience really needed that 'feel good' scene after the oppression and depression of the season, and Shiva delivered. I will be crushed when they kill off that sexy CGI cat.



Dude... that's like saying a hungry ass motherfucker has been hanging around a bunch of perfectly cooked steaks, smelling them, salivating... telling themselves "these chains aren't keeping me from eating these fucking delicious ass mouth watering no A-1 needing steaks... These steaks are my friends. I know these juicy steaks are my friends... I am an apex predator but I still won't eat those steaks/friends when I am let loose.

please.

It was a cool scene but it would have made more sense if shiva was still on a chain with ezekiel controlling her.
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Saw this earlier making the rounds.. lol

Ezekiel prepares Shiva for battle:



That hella bugged me... Forget about how silly it is for a damn cat to know who to kill... What about all the gunfire? Sneeze around a cat and they freak.
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Scott Gimple said he wants to keep the series going for hopefully 20 years.

By then Carl and Enid will be a power couple leading whatever group exists by then, along with adult Judith and Glenn Jr. Kind of crazy to imagine if they can pull it off and stay successful.


I would really like to see that. I like the characters of carl and enid even though they get lot of hate. They grew up knowing nothing else but the post walker world and their adult selves would be fucking scary. Some really hard ass scary people. I would follow them.
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I think Eugene's only redemption arc for the group would be if he's tasked to make bullets for the 'All Out War' and ends up making them blanks instead (or maybe 80% blanks). Of course, he'd have to sacrifice himself or get out of the Sanctuary before the first major battle, but it would be the noble thing to do. I can't imagine making real bullets that you knew were meant for your friends (really, his family) - the same people that saved your ass over and over again from the beginning of the apocalypse. I'm hoping Sasha's final "I believe in you" speech will have him do the right thing.

And yes, Maggie's speech really gets you in the feels. Tears shed.



I can't imagine them turning eugene full on evil. I haven't read the comics so I may sound stupid saying that I think it will ultimately be eugene who will kill negan. I mean rick (one of my least favorite characters really) said "I will kill you" so of course he is the odds on favorite to.. but I think eugene killing negan woud be the most satisfying. especially if it comes right after negan kills or dismembers rosita.
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Haha, what a douchey bad-boy wannabe: "I watch R-rated movies exclusively, look at how fucking hardcore I am."

Besides, they're all rated 13+ here in Quebec without an exception. See, you're only hardcore in your own puritanical US of A.

And yeah, I happen to love the fourth installment.


Well no... I actually enjoy children's programming on the regular. And just like Die Hard being pg-13, I would be equally dismayed if steven universe were all of a sudden rated R.

Like, logan was a decent leap from pg13 to R but something with DIE HARD as the fucking name and yippe ki yay motherfucker as the tag line should never be pg13. It's like straight to the ass feat. sasha grey being family firendly all of a sudden. Stupid.
I like how carl became a full fledged badass in the finale. I can totally see him leading a group now even at his age. By the time he's 25 he'll be king shit.

I think that the Eugene episode was my favorite all season.
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My own answer would be from a similar viewpoint as Magical_felix...

- The Big Lebowski
- No Country for Old Men
- Se7en
- Ronin
- Road to Perdition
- Back to the Future
- The Bourne Identity
- Kill Bill
- Die Hard (any of the first four)
- Tais-toi! (French comedy featuring Gérard Depardieu and Jean Reno)

The Lord of the Rings almost made the list considering how many times I've watched the entire trilogy (probably 5-6 times or so), but to be frank at this point I've grown a bit weary of it, haha.




Including four? Live free or die hard? Pg13 die hard?

Shame.

Ding ding

Shame.

Ding ding

SHAME

Ding dong
The thing about cliches is that using them in a new, fresh or reinventive way is pretty skillful and interesting. It takes some real talent to make cliches put a smile on your face as you're reading/watching/listening.
When you get a black box message from someone and you click on their name, it should just take you directly to the last thing you said and they said. Like, it should take you to your active conversation. When you click on a person in a black box, it's useless that it sends you to their profile since if you're black boxing you already know who they are... so like if it sent you to your conversation it would be way better. I may have a shit memory for this sort of thing, but I'm sure many others do too. If I could click on the black box and it would send me to a page with the last few messages it would be infinitely more useful than just a link to their profile.