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Magical_felix
5 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
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Quote by adele


There is nothing in the description of the mature category to suggest it is only sex between two older people. it merely states "Involving older women or men, our mature stories posts appeal to people who enjoy an experienced hand in the bedroom. There's nothing like sex with an older partner to get up to speed with the finer arts involved in love making. Younger guys are sure to love the milf stories. the last sentence even implies that as opposed to younger male/older woman, the mature category would be older men/younger women. which in fact is the type of story I wrote for my story in this category. (for the milf category, I actually did younger woman/older woman).. so there really is no need for a separate older/younger category, when you already have 2 different categories that could easily apply.


That doesn't make any sense.
Quote by ElementalLover
Now for one I will say I do come up with some amazing ideas


Your first mistake is to think your ideas are amazing. You're the only one who thinks that. Pretend your "amazing idea" wasn't written by you and be honest with yourself.

Edit: Wow, never mind, I should have read the post date. This thread was started by a goofball over a year ago.
Quote by Ardentmale
A red for me please... Cabs or merlots....


You must like Bordeaux/meritage then. If not, Try them, a cab/merlot lover would love them.

It doesn't have to say meritage or bordeaux by the way... Just inquire about the blend.
Quote by sprite


O.O


Right, I bet she keeps the eyes wide open. Looking for clues about how she's doing. I like that.
Quote by hayley


You put ice in it, don't you? Come clean, how much ice do you put in it?
Quote by sprite


yeah, kind of.


I dunno, just seems like she'd give a killer blowjob.
Quote by Simmerdownchick



You do know this is LUSH, right?


Sounds like something you would say, to be honest.
Quote by sprite


do they still offer the carrot salad thingy with raisins in it? i can't recall the last time i was in a KFC.


Carrot salad with raisins? Muthafucka... I said KFC not the Four Seasons.
Quote by Liz


what is a '4 breast size'?



The #4 combo at KFC comes with a breast piece and an individual sized side dish of your choice. I've smoked 2 marijuanas and still know that, keep up.
I clicked on the link and I recognized at least three fat girls in my area that were down to fuck with no credit card or sign up needed.

It's not entirely a scam, just saying
Quote by mranonymous7


on more than one occasion this statement has been proven un-true.


Examples and sources or shut your hick mouth up.
This is so obsessive... With this big a magnifying glass on who scored, and where, and when, and how... It's no wonder why all the stories on lush are rated 4.8 and above. Let's get some anonymity going on. Sure, more boisterous people will get down-voted... but it's worth it to see all the real shit get realistic scores.
Quote by Burquette
I'm too late for your party, but my brother turned me on to Alice Cooper and this song in particular. It's in my Halloween repertoire.

Alice Cooper, Gail



Party is Saturday! This is a good one, thanks!
Quote by seeker4
Since you mention "Every Breath You Take", "Moonlight Over Bourbon Street" by Sting. And that leads (by literary inspiration) to "Bloodletting" by Concrete Blonde. And "Love Song for a Vampire" by Annie Lennox.


Also good picks, thanks.

Got a few hours now. Putting some witch house in there to fill it out.

Thanks nerds.
Quote by honeydipped
i put a spell on you -nina simone
house of the rising sun -the animals
mary jane's last dance -tom petty and the heartbreakers


Actually, manson's cover of I put a spell on you is perfect. Thank you for reminding me.
Quote by noll
The psychobilly genre fits halloween pretty well (cheesy as it may be):
My Daddy Is A Vampire - The Meteors
Dateless Night - Tav Falco And The Panther Burns
Jack On Fire - The Gun Club
Human Fly - The Cramps
Transylvanian Express - Batmobile
Dead (I Want Them When They Are Dead) - Batmobile

Or a bit more mainstream songs about death:
Johnny Remember Me - John Leyton
Where the Wild Roses Grow - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds/Kylie Minogue
Delia's Gone - Johnny Cash
Tom Dooley - The Kingston Trio


Horrible. Don't post here again.
Quote by Lauradj


Queens of the Stone Age: Someone is in the wolf. It's not so much creepy, as it is eerie and atmospheric.


That's good too. Thanks.
Quote by LadyAnnWest
My goodness, lots of great choices. I would only add:

Strange Brew - Cream

Season of The Witch – Donovan

Haunted House – John Fogerty

Graveyard Train – CCR

I Aint Superstitious -Jeff Beck / Rod Stewart

Ghost Riders In The Sky – Johnny Cash

Spooky – Classics 4

Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon

Frankenstein – Edgar Winter Group

Thriller – Michael Jackson


Thank you, these are some good ones.
Quote by patokl


What did she say? I know a woman of her stature doesn't use emojis. What did she really say?
Quote by PrincessC

I love Pulp Fiction and Mia has an incredible aesthetic and is incredibly quotable.


Need a ride home? I ahve som cocaine.
Quote by patokl
I said "loves" not "lusts for". But I guess that's the same in your twisted mind


Serious question.

Why are you so stupid?

Ask your momma for a hint if you need it.
Quote by simplyjohn
Hang on .. its not a chick! .. *runs away and hides*


You, especially you... should take what you can get, buddy.