Quote by patokl
No, that's because she loves little kids....
Call the police.
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Magical_felix
1 hour ago
Straight Male, 43
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Call the police.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Hey There Little Schoolgirl - Jonny Lang
Voodoo Chile - Jimi Hendrix
Sympathy For The Devil - Stones
Perfect! Adding all three. Thanks, bud.
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Quote by ar2014
Lol... I would like to think I'm not Drumpf...
You could always grab her by the butthole but that is some next level shit.
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I am having a halloween party and a have a good amount of music already but I want to make sure I have enough because I am sure it is going to go into the witching hour and I don't want to fiddle with the sound.
I am looking for music like hurdy gurdy man, looking for the magic, living dead girl, every breath you take, I bleed, raining blood, little red riding hood, god is dead, her black wings, red right hand. <---Stuff like that.
NOT... monster mash, time warp, thriller or cheesy shit like that.
Thanks Lushies.
I am looking for music like hurdy gurdy man, looking for the magic, living dead girl, every breath you take, I bleed, raining blood, little red riding hood, god is dead, her black wings, red right hand. <---Stuff like that.
NOT... monster mash, time warp, thriller or cheesy shit like that.
Thanks Lushies.
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Quote by Hench
No, I mean the pepper spray.
You don't want to wear a gas mask if a girl squirts on ya. Make the most of it; you should be privileged to have a girl squirt on ya.
gross
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Quote by patokl
=d> You're so clever...
That's why she likes me, son.
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Quote by Hench
Wear a gas mask. You'll still get sprayed, but it won't have any adverse effects.
Probably best to ask Trump, though. I bet he knows all the tricks in the book.
Like a squirter? Or what are you talking about?
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Quote by patokl
Great choice! Where do I register to vote for them?
At your mom's house.
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If you reply to someone's comment on your story and they reply back... you can't reply back. It just ends and that's it. That's a little weird, especially if you're asked a question or praised. You'd want to answer or say thank you or whatever. Just kinda strange that it's capped.
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Quote by Jessica_Heart
For real though... my friend needs to know this.
Anyone?
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If it were up to me I'd get rid of that top author thingy. It's nonsense at worst and a misnomer at best.
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Quote by Liz
On second thought, I don't think posting that was such a good idea.
Her band's name was Grab em by the Pussy. If anyone is wondering.
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Quote by Metilda
Actually, grab her pussy aficionado, i knew exactly what you were referring to right when you said it.
Why are you such a big fucking dick around here?
You open your mouth, make all sorts of noise, but don't like what's shoved in it - well swallow your mouthful like a good little boy and fuck off.
Oh you thought I was seriously upset when I told noll it was pomade and not grease?
You take offense to me using grab her by the pussy in a satirical way then you make an oral joke?
You're really stupid. Unbelievably so.
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Damn, SP coming out of hibernation with a cross examination.
Videos would put all doubt to rest, just saying. What rocker wouldn't want to show off, especially after putting the name of their band out there?
Videos would put all doubt to rest, just saying. What rocker wouldn't want to show off, especially after putting the name of their band out there?
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I fucked a couple friend's wives. Not because I'm a stud but because I'm a moral-less piece of shit and they knew it. People can smell their own kind.
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Quote by noll
T - 25m
If SP can somehow work why wellmademale isn't a mod anymore into the ball licking pic it would be more than perfect.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Give me half an hour and I can depict you licking WellMadeMale's balls.
Very gay. that's a very gay thought. lots of time spent on that.
do it. I double ball dare you.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Your sexual toolbox is already full enough as it is, kitty cat.
Dude... that was so fast... And so well done. Gotta give you props. It's a little weird, but still. Very fast.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
you whistle into it?
putting that in my tool box.
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Martha Stewart has always been the tip top. So fine... plus she can make a mean ass brunch. A mean ass goddamn brunch.
That right there... That's a good thing.
Holy shit what
Yes Ma'am
That right there... That's a good thing.
Holy shit what
Yes Ma'am
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Quote by Metilda
Reread my statement.
Nevermind, I'll spare you the agony and just restate: if you started in this thread with a joke then don't turn and start getting pissy over the fallout.
I read your dumbass statement more than once. Tomorrow when you read about the debates, which are going on right now, and the term "locker room talk" becomes clear to you, you'll realize what an idiot you are. It's a thread about pubes. I made a joke about pubes. Wow how serious. If you want to actually get serious make a post in a serious thread.
And to be honest, your outrage makes it seem like you do give a flying fuck... over my rockabilly pubes of all things. Pelvis Presley.
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Quote by Metilda
Holy fuck? Seriously?
You came into the 'Ask the Gals' thread and then made a joke about it as if we all here give a flying fuck about your cock and bush, and now you're trying to be Mr. Pissy Pants over the fall out?
Take your sarcasm meter to the shop for a checkup. I said my pubes were styled in a rockabilly style. What about that screams seriousness? Holy fuck indeed.
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Quote by noll
Wait, this conversation is not based on mutual consent?
Oh dear, I'm so sorry Jack. I hope you'll soon be able to post out of free will again. Good luck!
What you're saying is locker room talk. It's uninvited. And not acceptable. Just because I am man doesn't make it okay.
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This is so fucked up.
Can you imagine? Like if this guy is over say... 20? holy shit.
If he is over 30 then, motherfucker, someone put him on some kind of watch list.
Can you imagine? Like if this guy is over say... 20? holy shit.
If he is over 30 then, motherfucker, someone put him on some kind of watch list.
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Quote by noll
I guess that's a 'yes' then.
I will not entertain your predatory fantasies any further.
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Quote by noll
With sideburns and all greased up?
"greased"? It's called pomade you ignorant fuck.
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Quote by mranonymous7
it must be nice to be remembered on your birthday. but then I wouldn't know. no one remembered me. happy 72 birthday to me.
This would make the best joke birthday card ever. With that avatar fully taking up the front of the card. Really.
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Mine is cut in a rockabilly style. Just putting that out there.