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Magical_felix
8 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
United States
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Quote by sprite
About that time i pegged you or about that time i feminized you? or both?
This is highly sexually aggressive. It's not right and I feel uncomfortable.
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Quote by sprite
Hemingway, imo, was a crap writer.
This explains a lot.
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Hemingway wouldn't have given a fuck about the pet peeves of other writers.
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Quote by GoNE68
I'd recommend Irvine Walshes Trainspotting if you haven't read it already. Also all of the early Christopher Brookmyer books.
Thank ye
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Quote by amandamaria
I love to have kinky cyber sex with other girls, but the problem is it seems like now is either
1. They aren't into it.
2. They don't know what it is.
3. They can't or wont put more then three words to continue.
Now don't get me I love reading the stories here, I love seeing ya'lls sexy some nude and not nude pictures, and of course I like watching porn. However there is something that just dose it for me when it comes to cybering. I use to get on Lush and cyber for hours with girls and I loved it, and now I miss it. So I'm hoping there are still girls who are still wanting and just know how to blow the doors down when it comes to cybering. So if you ladies are like me and miss or want to cybet sometime come and say hi, and we can bring back all the sexy hot kinky cyber sex back.
Love,
Amanda
I actually know who the girl in your avatar is and she was 17 when that picture was taken. KYS
This idiot is one of the reasons lush is such an Internet armpit sometimes.
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Quote by TheAngryishLover
By personifying it. A smooth 21 year old? A wetness that brings warmth? How after consuming it, I become relaxed and sleepy?
Whisky is much more than just a liquid
Dude, you should have just wrote it all out with a fetishistic attention to detail only to reveal it was about whisky the whole time after his partner snapped him (and the reader) out of his obsessive whisky ritual and told him to come to bed or something. It would have been great!
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Quote by Simmerdownchick
You told Steph that all the women here were a bunch of retarded cheerleaders. Then, magically, your post was deleted. So was Stephs. Felix, you have a very long and colorful history of saying horrible things to people, such as saying someone was 'too old to be on LUSH'.
You're a sad little man. I really wonder if you're sitting in your parents basement right now with just your boxers on and an old dirty wife beater on.
Kiss off...You can deny it all you want, but your reputation precedes you. It's too late to try and rebuild your stellar character.
Lol no I didn't. I called you and just you a retarded cheerleader.
You're a crazy person, just like steph. You should delete your account too so you can be free like him lol
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Quote by Simmerdownchick
LOL! The term is 'intellectually disabled' or "Felix"
Goodnight, sweetheart
Nothing... That's what I thought.
Goodnight retard.
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Quote by Simmerdownchick
No, no Felix.You said "Good thing you have the lesbianism as a backup" Don't start trying to deny it, like you did the retarded cheerleader comment. You're a smart guy, you wouldn't have said that if on some level you didn't believe it. It's ok, I just really feel sorry for you
Now, let it go, lets not derail the thread.
Sorry everyone, I couldn't just let that one go.
Carry on....
But you were being a retarded cheerleader... You're right, I meant that. And that time too you acted like I called all women retarded. But I just called you - specifically - retarded. Because you are. You're retarded. Sorry, retarded-american-person or whatever the correct term is.
Just like that time you are now trying to act like I was making fun of all lesbians but I wasn't. I was making fun of you specifically.
Just you. You are not every woman. Calm down Whitney Houston lol
Oh and when you say "sorry everyone" you should apologize for trying time and time again to insult their intelligence with your bullshit. I doubt anyone falls for it. You're really bad at being a social justice warrior. You should apologize to them too. You make social justice warriors look retarded.
Fix your mental problems before trying to fix imagined social injustices on lush.
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Quote by Simmerdownchick
Explain? Why do you assume lesbianism a 'back up'? I'm not the only lady lover here, so please...
Added in: Are you assuming lesbians settle because we can't find the right man?
No, I meant you are very off-putting and that you wouldn't have to worry about using contraception anyway because of it. It was a mean joke about how repelling you are. Like, not even If you were straight and by some long shot you found a deaf and blind desperate man to impregnate you, you wouldn't have to even worry about it in that rare instance because you're lesbian. So no worries either way. Because of your undesirable, off putting nature.
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Quote by Simmerdownchick
LOL! I was gonna say that
Good thing you have the lesbianism as a backup in case being completely undesirable failed.
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Quote by trinket
No.
Unleashing trinket on the Japanese would cause a stampede. Call that shit grosszilla.
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Quote by Burquette
Abstinence.....
You're a porn author. Shame on you.
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I was thinking about someone's story and how I think they should have placed it in a different category and I went to go look at the categories and was surprised to see that there isn't an older/younger category. That seems to be a popular theme. I mean there is a mature category but that just sounds like two old people taking a viagra and being gross. I guess there is category as well but always seems like the category you put your story in when there is a lot of fucked up shit going on at once not just because one of the characters is a lot older than the other.
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Quote by noll
Only if the stock images are reduced to two#competitionspecs
Her idea is perfect. Way better than default avatars.
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Quote by guiltee
Ah! You must be Magical Felix
*unzips pants* lucky you
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Quote by simplyjohn
You didnt have time to do your hair and make-up?
John I strongly advise that on your next first date you lie about everything. Tell them you're rich, powerful, a former spy, 3 inches wide, your Rolex is real and that your jaguar is in the shop. Pay the waiter ahead of time to call you Mr. whatever your last name is and act like he already knows your drink order.
Your date's panties will become a blur with how fast they hit the ground.
Godspeed.
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Quote by noll
Like your "Don't be stupid"s?
I'm not the first person to say you're being stupid?
Well...
Quote by noll
And non-gay blowjobs as well.
Pretend I am making a voice like I'm talking to a child when you read the next two paragraphs.
And are you incapable of reading? I mean you are looking for stories to read right? Can you not tell what the stories are about? The majority of them are about gay blowjobs when you search for gay blowjobs. There are even some in other categories but tagged with gay first so you know what it is. It's pretty simple if you know how to read. You asked where to search for gay blowjob stories. I showed you.
like, if I want to find a reluctance anal story I can type those two words in and easily find one. Just like google. You know how you have to pull up your big boy pants and read the results so you can find what you want? You do the same thing with this. You read the results like you learned in school and pick the one that sounds the most like what you want to read.
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Quote by noll
Don't get so worked up Jack. I'm not trying to take away any of your 'straight privileges'. LOL. I don't care about straight being the default. It makes sense that the category that matches the sexuality of the majority of the visitors is the main one.
You're not the first person to say I'm mad or worked up when I pick apart their logic. You going to correct my spelling mistakes next?
Quote by noll
Again, tell me where I can search for gay oral sex stories then?
https://www.lushstories.com/search-results.aspx?query=gay%20blowjob
Holy cow, searching for gay blowjob results in finding gay blowjob stories. Mind boggling.
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Quote by noll
I was referring to your two copies remark. On a website you don't deal with physical copies and you don't need two copies of a story/book in order to put it in two categories.
It's the combination of categories that enables you to do refined searches. What would create an overcrowded bookstore in the physical world, with pysical copies of the same title popping up at different places in the store, allows for a more fine-tuned categorizarion in the digital world.
There's no physical limit to store/display items on a website (other than disk space, but the number of stories don't multiply by the number of categories they're in) and neither does an online search require one to stroll along physical aisles of books.
For an online bookstore there's no reason to lumb together all their Spanish books when they have categories for their English books. 'Spanish' and 'English' are essentially categories on their own. So if they can combine English and Horror, why not Spanish and Horror?
You want gay stories to be in multiple categories with the straight stories because equality. It doesn't matter whether it's online or in a bookstore. You know what the point is. You still scroll through categories looking for stories. It would be a big mess if the stories were all mixed together. You know damn well people will put them in as many categories as they can just like they tag them with as many tags as they can to get more views. Your point about them being in multiple categories making refined searches more effective doesn't even make sense because it will be the same thing as the tags. It's stupid.
The only thing that makes sense is to have ten times the categories and get rid of the gay/lesbian/transsexual? (Is there a transsexual one?) etc. and put each one of those before each existing category and straight also.
So like
Gay male blowjob
Straight blowjob
Bisexual blowjob
Gender fluid blowjob
Pansexual blowjob
Nonbinary blowjob
Fucking lesbian blowjob
That would be fine if there were that many stories that would fit in those categories but there isn't. Most of the stories are straight. So you'd have ten times the categories with 90% of the stories being in the straight categories. You'd create a giant clusterfuck of categories for 10% of the stories. Then what would happen is that those categories will get even less traffic than the gay/lesbian categories did and the endless cycle of whining would begin again.
You could even replace the stories and poems links/filter/thingys on the home page with straight/gay/lesbian/bi etc and oh yeah... poems too. With the exact same categories you have now but with each orientation or whatever having their versions of the home page.
BUT GUESS WHAT?
More whining will happen because the straight category will be the default and rightly so since it's the one that gets the most traffic and most stories posted. There would be endless whining about that.
Tough titties.
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Quote by noll
LOL! Are you saying you can't read a story when I'm reading it? Because that's what you're implying with your physical bookstore metaphore.
What? The metaphor is about the spanish section being similar to the gay section in that it encompasses many categories but they are all lumped into one section because the bookstore is predominantly stocked with english books. Placing the spanish books mixed in with with the english books just makes it all a disorganized mess.
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Quote by noll
Equality man! ;)
No, that's not equality. Thats a disorganized mess.
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No, the site is not set up that way. Stories about men having oral sex with other men end up in the category Gay Male, or Bisexual perhaps, along with a whole bunch of stories that are not about oral sex at all. They do not end up in the Oral Sex category.
Yeah because that's gay... Why do you want to go searching through the straight oral sex category for gay stories? Seems like a pain in the ass.
Quote by noll
It must be just as annoying for gay men who are not interested in anal sex to see a bunch of stories about anal sex clogging up the Gay Male category. With multiple categories per story you could have nice filters, where you could match stories on more than one feature, but also exclude categories from the results. E.g. Straight Sex + Anal - Poems + RR or Gay Male - Anal. It would be superduper awesome if one could then save these queries for reuse of course.
What you need is a better search engine and for gay authors to not tag every story with blowjob.
It's like at the book store. There is a section with books in Spanish. Every single category is all mixed up in it. It's just all the books they have in Spanish alphabetized by author. It takes some searching to find a genre you like because you are searching for a Spanish book in an English bookstore. It wouldn't make sense to have two copies of all the spanish books to add into all the other categories because the people who don't know spanish aren't going to buy them and the people who do know spanish aren't going to search for them through all the english books. And It would just be a huge mess if you did that with all the different languages. Not everyone reads gay on lush in the same way that not everyone reads spanish.
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Quote by Belthazor
The Heat. lol
You sure it wasn't 40 year old virgin?
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
Javascript freezing my webpages. Flashplayer always being out of date...
You should ask Jeeves about that shit.
