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I think that its rightly said that INTERNET IS FOR SEX(at least the 95% of it in a way or the other).......what do you think???....
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These are the true excerpts from a chat room,which involved me half an hour ago...
Yahoo Chat room
Room name-Beyond Planet Earth
Room category science
checkey-me
beep-beep(I don't know what.....maybe a girl...but could be a cyber bot)
NAMES CHANGED
beep_beep_664: hey!
Checkey: so u r a science freak?
beep_beep_664: alrighty
Checkey: what?
beep_beep_664: ah well
Checkey: well....I was here to find something that was really beyond planet earth...In a way I succeded...but am highly dsappointed and disgusted when I interacted with other users here....(I thot he/she was really genuine)
beep_beep_664: wow im really impressed cutie pie
Checkey: Impressed with what?my slow typing?
beep_beep_664: i like people watching me play with myself, you wanna watch?
Checkey: ahh...dat was expected...bbye...just give me an indication that u are not a cyber bot? willl u?
beep_beep_664: what are you talking about?
Checkey: I m talking about this being a science room and I BEING A MINOR(I lied here to get a reaction)
beep_beep_664: do you like shaved pussy cutie pie
Checkey: I like nothing.....I just like having right people at the right place.
beep_beep_664: i like that ur so naughty! heheh
beep_beep_664 is typing...
beep_beep_664: wanna see my tits, they are nice n swollen today haha... http://beepbcam1.info/sweetness has my cam (its free)
aditya.ak77: And I like that I was correct on pre-assuming that I am not talking to any real human...
beep_beep_664: Will meet you there.
EDITED VERSION
MESSAGE-SAVE YOUR KIDS FROM SCIENCE FORUMS
Yahoo Chat room
Room name-Beyond Planet Earth
Room category science
checkey-me
beep-beep(I don't know what.....maybe a girl...but could be a cyber bot)
NAMES CHANGED
beep_beep_664: hey!
Checkey: so u r a science freak?
beep_beep_664: alrighty
Checkey: what?
beep_beep_664: ah well
Checkey: well....I was here to find something that was really beyond planet earth...In a way I succeded...but am highly dsappointed and disgusted when I interacted with other users here....(I thot he/she was really genuine)
beep_beep_664: wow im really impressed cutie pie
Checkey: Impressed with what?my slow typing?
beep_beep_664: i like people watching me play with myself, you wanna watch?
Checkey: ahh...dat was expected...bbye...just give me an indication that u are not a cyber bot? willl u?
beep_beep_664: what are you talking about?
Checkey: I m talking about this being a science room and I BEING A MINOR(I lied here to get a reaction)
beep_beep_664: do you like shaved pussy cutie pie
Checkey: I like nothing.....I just like having right people at the right place.
beep_beep_664: i like that ur so naughty! heheh
beep_beep_664 is typing...
beep_beep_664: wanna see my tits, they are nice n swollen today haha... http://beepbcam1.info/sweetness has my cam (its free)
aditya.ak77: And I like that I was correct on pre-assuming that I am not talking to any real human...
beep_beep_664: Will meet you there.
EDITED VERSION
MESSAGE-SAVE YOUR KIDS FROM SCIENCE FORUMS
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see Its not that it descibed my personality correct to every inch of it.....but what I think is that the description was about 70% correct...at least for me.....
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Famous INTPs:
* Abraham Lincoln - American President (possibly any NF, though)
* Albert Einstein - German physicist
* André-Marie Ampère – French physicist
* Aristotle – Greek philosopher (possibly ENTP)
* Ashley Olsen - actress (Full House)
* Blaise Pascal - French mathematician
* Bobby Fischer – grandmaster, chess expert (perhaps ISTP?)
* Brent Spiner - actor ("Data" on Star Trek)
* Carl Jung - Swiss psychiatrist(the man behind jungian theory was himself an INTP)
* Charles Darwin - English naturalist
* Galileo – Italian astronomer
* Gerald Ford - American President
* Gottfried Leibniz – German mathematician, ‘natural philosopher,’ and polymath
* Henry Cavendish – British scientist
* Isaac Newton – astrophysicist, ‘natural philosopher’, and alchemist
* Jack Kevorkian – notorious pathologist
* James Madison - American President
* John Quincy Adams - American President
* John Tyler - American President
* Marie Curie – Polish/French physicist, chemist
* Meryl Streep - actress
* Nicolaus Copernicus – Polish mathematician and astronomer
* Socrates - Greek philosopher
* Steve Allen – comedian, writer, musician
Fictional:
* Brian Griffin - Family Guy
* Dexter – Dexter’s Laboratory
* Klaus and Violet Baudelaire – A Series of Unfortunate Events
* Linus van Pelt – Peanuts
* Luna Lovegood – Harry Potter
* Mycroft Holmes (and less likely his more famous brother Sherlock) (INTJ?)
* Peter Parker/Spiderman – Marvel Comics
* Phileas Fogg – Around the World in Eighty Days (both the novel and the film)
* Professor Calculus – Tintin
* Abraham Lincoln - American President (possibly any NF, though)
* Albert Einstein - German physicist
* André-Marie Ampère – French physicist
* Aristotle – Greek philosopher (possibly ENTP)
* Ashley Olsen - actress (Full House)
* Blaise Pascal - French mathematician
* Bobby Fischer – grandmaster, chess expert (perhaps ISTP?)
* Brent Spiner - actor ("Data" on Star Trek)
* Carl Jung - Swiss psychiatrist(the man behind jungian theory was himself an INTP)
* Charles Darwin - English naturalist
* Galileo – Italian astronomer
* Gerald Ford - American President
* Gottfried Leibniz – German mathematician, ‘natural philosopher,’ and polymath
* Henry Cavendish – British scientist
* Isaac Newton – astrophysicist, ‘natural philosopher’, and alchemist
* Jack Kevorkian – notorious pathologist
* James Madison - American President
* John Quincy Adams - American President
* John Tyler - American President
* Marie Curie – Polish/French physicist, chemist
* Meryl Streep - actress
* Nicolaus Copernicus – Polish mathematician and astronomer
* Socrates - Greek philosopher
* Steve Allen – comedian, writer, musician
Fictional:
* Brian Griffin - Family Guy
* Dexter – Dexter’s Laboratory
* Klaus and Violet Baudelaire – A Series of Unfortunate Events
* Linus van Pelt – Peanuts
* Luna Lovegood – Harry Potter
* Mycroft Holmes (and less likely his more famous brother Sherlock) (INTJ?)
* Peter Parker/Spiderman – Marvel Comics
* Phileas Fogg – Around the World in Eighty Days (both the novel and the film)
* Professor Calculus – Tintin
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When I ask this,I refer to the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) ,which is apparently the best personality indicator. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-Briggs_Type_Indicator
You can determine your personality test by taking any of the following online tests.Well actually its fun determining the scientific term for your personality and then comparing yourself with the theoretical analysis.You can then go on to meet new people of your personality types.Nothing srious.Its all fun.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Myers-Briggs-Personality-Test-MBTI/17070709100?v=info
http://webspace.ship.edu/cgboer/jungiant…
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
http://similarminds.com/jung.html
http://www.personalitypathways.com/type_…
http://www.personalitypathways.com/type_inventory.html
Check It and tell what's your personality type.Apparantely mine is INTP (introversion, intuition, thinking, perception).
Cheers!!!
You can determine your personality test by taking any of the following online tests.Well actually its fun determining the scientific term for your personality and then comparing yourself with the theoretical analysis.You can then go on to meet new people of your personality types.Nothing srious.Its all fun.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Myers-Briggs-Personality-Test-MBTI/17070709100?v=info
http://webspace.ship.edu/cgboer/jungiant…
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
http://similarminds.com/jung.html
http://www.personalitypathways.com/type_…
http://www.personalitypathways.com/type_inventory.html
Check It and tell what's your personality type.Apparantely mine is INTP (introversion, intuition, thinking, perception).
Cheers!!!
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vary inversely
(being a science student hellpsssss...have been using this phrase for years now.....)
(being a science student hellpsssss...have been using this phrase for years now.....)
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Missionary
Threesome with two members of the same sex or threesome with two members of opposite sex.....
Threesome with two members of the same sex or threesome with two members of opposite sex.....
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You Scored as Cheshire Cat
You scored the Cheshire Cat! You are quite a cheerful sort although you can be very cheeky to others. You like to stir up trouble and confuse people with your nonsense talk, although you do give sound advice in the end.
Cheshire Cat
100%
Walrus
92%
Alice
75%
Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum
75%
The Dormouse
75%
Mad Hatter
67%
March Hare
58%
A Playing Card
58%
Oyster
50%
Flamingo
50%
Caterpillar
42%
The White Rabbit
42%
Carpenter
25%
Queen of Hearts
25%
You scored the Cheshire Cat! You are quite a cheerful sort although you can be very cheeky to others. You like to stir up trouble and confuse people with your nonsense talk, although you do give sound advice in the end.
Cheshire Cat
100%
Walrus
92%
Alice
75%
Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum
75%
The Dormouse
75%
Mad Hatter
67%
March Hare
58%
A Playing Card
58%
Oyster
50%
Flamingo
50%
Caterpillar
42%
The White Rabbit
42%
Carpenter
25%
Queen of Hearts
25%
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THIS ONE FOR CAT LOVERS-
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.!"
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.!"
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Story # 1
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more."
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"
The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.
Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"
Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"
The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.
Scene:
Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies
a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.
Moral :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS
SUBORDINATES.
Management Lesson in the context of the working world :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES
Story # 2
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd!"
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"
Scene : As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.
Moral:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.
Management Lesson in the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more."
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"
The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.
Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"
Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"
The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.
Scene:
Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies
a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.
Moral :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS
SUBORDINATES.
Management Lesson in the context of the working world :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES
Story # 2
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd!"
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"
Scene : As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.
Moral:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.
Management Lesson in the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT
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How smart r u? Try this!!
Read the question, then try to answer---then check your answer by scrolling down!!
(Q1) WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND
FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....
IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2
(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "Silk" .....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
ANSWER: "WATER"
IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT
QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU
NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A GREENHOUSE MADE OUT OF?
ANSWER: "GLASS" IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4
(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE,BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?
ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5
Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
ANSWER: "1 DEGREE" IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THE ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE
HONEST WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION
Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR** YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GO OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON,IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT.....
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?!
ANSWER: "YOUR NAME." READ THE FIRST LINE!!!
Read the question, then try to answer---then check your answer by scrolling down!!
(Q1) WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND
FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....
IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2
(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "Silk" .....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
ANSWER: "WATER"
IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT
QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU
NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A GREENHOUSE MADE OUT OF?
ANSWER: "GLASS" IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4
(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE,BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?
ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5
Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
ANSWER: "1 DEGREE" IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THE ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE
HONEST WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION
Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR** YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GO OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON,IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT.....
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?!
ANSWER: "YOUR NAME." READ THE FIRST LINE!!!
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Hello Algol and everyone out here.....and happy Will Smith Day.....here's a great article..... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/July_4
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