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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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No! I can honestly say that I've never gotten off reading a story..

I did however, used to have a friend who used to read stories to me and me to him...

Totally got off on that!! Grrrrr, I miss it...

Anyone want to read me a bedtime story? Hmmm?

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NOW, I'm thinking that silence is golden and it is possible to share too much in that initial message.


*Email changed to protect the hornyasfuckchattydude.


Aaaaw, poor hornyasfuckchattydude.... He never gets the girl....
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I think we could both use some cordless fun right about now!


Ah well, you are right about that, but not together, like some crazy sandwich, huh??

(that's your cue to whore our thread, CG)
Argh, please edit the question!!!!

My OCD senses are fucking tingling here....

Text speak... Grrrrr
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I'll go with grocery story as well. Nonthreatening environment. However, I do seem to have quite a few friends/neighbors/family members who have "just" the right person to fix me up with.

Another suggestion/option for you. I seem to be going to more Divorce parties than Bachelorette parties these days. There usually are two types of women at these. Drunk, horny bitches or Man hating, drunk, horny bitches. Seems like a win/win.

I'm heading to Home Depot this weekend for a cordless drill, so I'll let you know how that goes.


See you there, CG!!

Why, we'd discuss graphic design and Lush of course!!

(over wine, although I expect that she'd try to ply me with cider... She's SO after me)

I'm not a fan of the text written out like a play. I much prefer DD's way of doing it, although I can see that in a longer exchange it would be harder to do. Personally, I tend to lose interest and just scan what's said...
Just my thought though...

(as a matter of interest, I didn't find it tedious in OMKN's story, but then it was only a small part of it)
This is just a little thing, but now that when you send a friend request to someone there is the option to add a message, saying why you'd like to be friends, it irks me ever so slightly when they don't - I mean when it's someone you have no knowledge of whatsoever...

Just add a few words!!
I'd like it MUCH more often than I currently get it... It's been way too long!!! Grrr!
Aw, nice to see so many old faces and of course some new ones!!

Well, it's early morning here right now, so I'm making pancakes coffee...

Reckon we all need that...





Back later x
I've never been recognised from my Lush pics... (My current AV obviously isn't me, but I used to have one of my cleavage)
It would freak me out if I got recognised...
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Hi everyone


Welcome to the party, Bimbo! Nice of you to join us!!

Wildcat!!! How the hell are ya!