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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
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Mazztastic
You realise I'm on vacation, yeah I used the American word, next week and may not have Internet access??? Fuuuuck!!!!
Yeah get posting, you lot bloody well asked for this!!
(God, so many guest AVs... Such a lot has happened, huh?)
Why not come back, or join in if you've not posted here before, and post a song or pic to tell us how you're doing?)
Yeah get posting, you lot bloody well asked for this!!
(God, so many guest AVs... Such a lot has happened, huh?)
Why not come back, or join in if you've not posted here before, and post a song or pic to tell us how you're doing?)
Mazztastic
I do, but I can't do it for very long before I want to turn away and sleep...
There have been a couple of people with whom I can actually sleep whilst cuddling after sex, but they've been very few and far between...
Edit: oops! Just noticed this is in ask the guys... The perils of Lushing on a smartphone
There have been a couple of people with whom I can actually sleep whilst cuddling after sex, but they've been very few and far between...
Edit: oops! Just noticed this is in ask the guys... The perils of Lushing on a smartphone
Mazztastic
Quote by nicola
Gav is now "with iPad", and tells me the site is truly broken thanks to Apple's update. Way to go Apple!
I've asked him to send them an invoice for the 3 whole days it will take to fix it for Apple users.
Ah but he'll be making so many of us MacLushies so very very happy!!
As was suggested to me, clearing my cookies, cache and browsing history fixed my apple issues!!
Sent from my iPhone
Mazztastic
Quote by blackpoolguy
As people seem to think I only post questions to get attention from the gals on here which is untrue I have decided not to post anymore as fed up with the digs at me
Why did you do that??
You had plenty of reasonable responses... If there are some you don't like, you don't have to respond to them.
That's the way forums work - ANYONE can post, anyone can respond... sure there can be annoying stuff, but there can be great stuff too...
No need to stomp off in a huff. Just answer the ones you want to and ignore the others...
Mazztastic
Ok, so I've been trying to record an audio of my latest story and I've been interrupted SO many times!!!
Firstly it was the cats running around and their bloody bells jangling, then the dog came through with her bloody stupid nails click-clicking on the floor... THEN the door went - postman delivering a package (which wasn't even for ME I might add!!)
Finally, I was 26 minutes into the recording, all was going well (I know, it's a long story) when an error message appeared on my laptop screen and automatically jumped to a different webpage!!!
FFS! Had to happen when I actually had the house to myself, didn't it??
*sigh* I'll try again later...
Firstly it was the cats running around and their bloody bells jangling, then the dog came through with her bloody stupid nails click-clicking on the floor... THEN the door went - postman delivering a package (which wasn't even for ME I might add!!)
Finally, I was 26 minutes into the recording, all was going well (I know, it's a long story) when an error message appeared on my laptop screen and automatically jumped to a different webpage!!!
FFS! Had to happen when I actually had the house to myself, didn't it??
*sigh* I'll try again later...
Mazztastic
Quote by blackpoolguy
Do you prefer a guy on lush to talk to you about normal things or just dirty talk ? I try to talk normal but don't really get anywhere so don't really care about making friends on lush at the moment but just wondered what you girls prefer?
Although some people are probably here just to get themselves off, I think that most people prefer to talk about normal things. Well, that is until they build up a chemistry with someone. I mean, if you went up to someone in a bar and immediately launched into saucy talk, my guess is that you'd be more likely to get a slap in the face than to score (although, it does happen)
Certainly, I wouldn't be interested in talking smut with a complete stranger.
Take the time to get to know a girl first and take it from there.
Like the lovely Shylass, I have a pretty small circle of friends with whom I speak and I have to say, it's mostly about normal, not sexy, stuff.
Mazztastic
Like my friend CurlyGirly said, red and white AVs aren't particularly appealing, so I tend not to add them, well, not unless they have a particularly interesting profile. I mean, it takes literally seconds to upload a nice profile picture.
I also like a nicely filled out bio with some information about who I'm talking to, let's me know what sort of person they are. Some pics can be nice too, although I can't say that I find cock pics much of a turn on.
If someone sends me a friend request and I don't already know them, I will go and check out their profile, see what sort of forum posts they've made, who their friends are and the sort of things that have been posted on their wall. I'll also scan any stories they may have written too. Quite often I'll get requests from people who've read and commented on one of my stories a nice comment here and there can make a person more appealing to me.
So, I guess the answer to your question is that I personally add guys (or girls) who seem interesting and I'd like to know (also, if the person requesting takes the time to add a personal message to the request, I'm much more inclined to accept it).
Hope that helps, blackpoolguy... Good luck!
I also like a nicely filled out bio with some information about who I'm talking to, let's me know what sort of person they are. Some pics can be nice too, although I can't say that I find cock pics much of a turn on.
If someone sends me a friend request and I don't already know them, I will go and check out their profile, see what sort of forum posts they've made, who their friends are and the sort of things that have been posted on their wall. I'll also scan any stories they may have written too. Quite often I'll get requests from people who've read and commented on one of my stories a nice comment here and there can make a person more appealing to me.
So, I guess the answer to your question is that I personally add guys (or girls) who seem interesting and I'd like to know (also, if the person requesting takes the time to add a personal message to the request, I'm much more inclined to accept it).
Hope that helps, blackpoolguy... Good luck!
Mazztastic
This is a great idea !
Introduce the title of your story:The Ice Queen Cometh (Or How Roy and I Got Back on Track)
Genre/Category: Group Sex
Provide the link:The Ice Queen Cometh (Or How Roy and I Got Back on Track)
1. What first inspired you to write this particular story? Well, I was taking a bit of a Lush break but I still wanted to keep writing. I thought that I would try and write something I'd never written before, you know, stretch myself a little? So, never really having experimented extensively with a lady, I decided to see if I could do it (write it I mean). I wanted to try and make it saucy and realistic.
2. How did you come up with these characters? Well, I wondered what sort of scenarios might bring two apparently straight women close enough to kiss and perhaps more... So I decided on writing just the kind of girls you might know. Same with the guy, he's just an average guy (who gets lucky!)
3. How does it differ from some of your other stories? Well, as I said, I've never written about girl on girl stuff before, or a threesome for that matter.
4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece? It was challenging to make something I'd never really experienced seem real (I hope I managed it) It was tricky writing a threesome and making sure it was clear who was doing what and to whom, without it appearing like some sort of instruction manual or something! (again, I really hope I got that right!) As for the girls, I tried to just make it how I would imagine a scenario like that going down, so to speak ;)
5. Anything else you want to tell us about it? Well, by a very happy and timely coincidence, the day I chose to post it, I saw that the spice it up competition had just started!! I thought to myself, "I love Lelos and my story could totally fit this competition"
It's the first time I have ever managed to get a story finished in time to enter a Lush comp!! (I've tried and failed twice) so to get it submitted on the first or second day is amazing!!
Further information: I really really really love Lelos hahahahha
EDIT: it took me about ten tries to record an audio version of this story!
I finally managed to get it up [sic] it's 40 minutes long!
Introduce the title of your story:The Ice Queen Cometh (Or How Roy and I Got Back on Track)
Genre/Category: Group Sex
Provide the link:The Ice Queen Cometh (Or How Roy and I Got Back on Track)
1. What first inspired you to write this particular story? Well, I was taking a bit of a Lush break but I still wanted to keep writing. I thought that I would try and write something I'd never written before, you know, stretch myself a little? So, never really having experimented extensively with a lady, I decided to see if I could do it (write it I mean). I wanted to try and make it saucy and realistic.
2. How did you come up with these characters? Well, I wondered what sort of scenarios might bring two apparently straight women close enough to kiss and perhaps more... So I decided on writing just the kind of girls you might know. Same with the guy, he's just an average guy (who gets lucky!)
3. How does it differ from some of your other stories? Well, as I said, I've never written about girl on girl stuff before, or a threesome for that matter.
4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece? It was challenging to make something I'd never really experienced seem real (I hope I managed it) It was tricky writing a threesome and making sure it was clear who was doing what and to whom, without it appearing like some sort of instruction manual or something! (again, I really hope I got that right!) As for the girls, I tried to just make it how I would imagine a scenario like that going down, so to speak ;)
5. Anything else you want to tell us about it? Well, by a very happy and timely coincidence, the day I chose to post it, I saw that the spice it up competition had just started!! I thought to myself, "I love Lelos and my story could totally fit this competition"
It's the first time I have ever managed to get a story finished in time to enter a Lush comp!! (I've tried and failed twice) so to get it submitted on the first or second day is amazing!!
Further information: I really really really love Lelos hahahahha
EDIT: it took me about ten tries to record an audio version of this story!
I finally managed to get it up [sic] it's 40 minutes long!
Mazztastic
Oh Nicola, that looks awesome!!! Hope you have a great time!
I'll be in Ireland this weekend, so I expect I'll be eating potatoes for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack and supper...
You can make vodka from potatoes too, can't you??? Reckon I meed some of that to wash down the spuds!!
Seriously, someone send me a care package? Please? Guys????
EDIT: Sorry, apparently the food is the same as in Scotland... Looks like fried food for all of the above... (deep fried Mars bar, Clum?) *retches*
Someone send me to the ER for a cardiogram... Please, guys?
I'll be in Ireland this weekend, so I expect I'll be eating potatoes for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack and supper...
You can make vodka from potatoes too, can't you??? Reckon I meed some of that to wash down the spuds!!
Seriously, someone send me a care package? Please? Guys????
EDIT: Sorry, apparently the food is the same as in Scotland... Looks like fried food for all of the above... (deep fried Mars bar, Clum?) *retches*
Someone send me to the ER for a cardiogram... Please, guys?
