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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

Forum

Just made me think of the phrase, "thick as mince in the neck of a bottle"

I can explain, if you don't get it...
I had a male friend who would proposition loads of women in the pub or club he was in with: "You're gorgeous, wanna fuck?" (In fact that was how he first approached me.)

Needless to say, it never worked, but later (years later) he said that he reckoned it had about a 20% success rate, which isn't too bad... A bit like leafleting really.

It would be really cool if there was a preview option for when you update your forum sig, same as when you do a proper forum post. It's a pain to go and check if you've done it right.

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Quote by HoldenMcCrank

Sorry that is one I typically catch, thanks for pointing it out.

Holden


Yeah, I have ones that always catch me out too!

I'm wearing a short dress, tights and high heels... Very girly today!
I certainly have and it can be very hot indeed!

(FYI, it's mastUrbate, not mastErbate. Just so you know for future reference)

Ready to go out,
I'm wearing a pretty dress
It's time for dinner
O I might be scared to chat with such a formidable fella... As long as he was nice to me