Quote by stephanie


Echo this.

(I was a Senior Mod for Four Years. I'm a VERY good writer. I don't have an EP. AND I was on the EP panel for much of that time. There are NO "cliques" at Lush Stories when it comes to awards. Trust me...)

xx Steph

(I WISH there fucking was... *laughs!*)

Quote by overmykneenow
Shit poems are the worst culprits for cheap RRs on Lush and there are loads of them - but then they're judged by people who don't necessarily have any idea what good poetry is. This is why they say it's "subjective".

Most of it is just teenage diary garbage. This kind of unmitigated tosh:

"I gave you my soul complete.
Lost within your kisses sweet"*

All me, me, me. Nothing that actually kicks you in the ribs.

Meter and rhyme is a tricky problem on here. Americans, scots, welsh, Aussies, scousers they all stretch and merge syllables in different ways. First time I read one of Mazza's poems I thought - this is close to being perfect but it just doesn't read right. I then read it in a Glaswegian accent and it was amazing.

[* I made this up on the spot]

Quote by overmykneenow


I think they're Miffy knickers - easy mistake to make though

http://ipkitten.blogspot.co.uk/2011/06/goodbye-cathy-hello-kitty-and-miffy.html

Quote by kiera


Ok im sorry Maz but that's not fair even though you know I adore you and worship ur writing.

I am one of those bitches its called breast feeding I have 3 kids and fed them all, many women don't, it sucks the fat out of you and is best for the babies, boosts their immune systems triplicate and pops you right back into shape. I have 3 kids and you have privy to my pics as we are friends and I did always fall back into shape I don't think its fair to call us bitches because we do we just do and in my case it was thru breast feeding.

That's not to say though that being petite I don't have the stretch marks ect I do I think any man who does not see them as war trophies or such needs to know how it bloody feels like to give birth and go through labour.

Ok my boobs have seen better days but it kept my kids healthy infact they are rarely sick at all.

As for Dee ur blokes an arsehole obviously a caesarean situation is different I haven't had one but even so who is back to normal after 13 weeks in any way shape or form? Any Dr in the UK will tell you that a woman should wait a year before becoming pregnant again it takes that long for the body to recover, how do I know this, I fell pregnant again 5 months after I had my son and the drs urged me to abort I refused and I don't ever regret my decision but I do suffer for it tbh my periods are hell but I wouldn't be without her. WTF is ur man moaning about sorry if this is rude but of u haven't given birth then well stands to reason ur pretty tight in the nether regions and what man thinks about scars in those circumstances ?? ( im straight btw just pointing this out)

Seriously any man who cares about such fickle things is undeserving of you and the blessed child you gave him, personally id give him a scar he'd never forget for even mentioning mine but that's just me

Quote by DeeNZ
yah its not soo much stretch marks i didnt add too much weight due to complications, just the scaring, the after care cant do some things as i used too.. i hated the scar before and i hate it now, plus the whole no exercises part i didn't get so yes alot of issues afterwards but as i keep sayin its only been 13 weeks

Quote by DeeNZ
I know its a horrible question, but im soooo pissed off, I hated by body before but now i hate it even more so with 2 previous c-sections neither by choice might i add, does not in anyway make me feel sexy or beautiful...

what are you guys thoughts on this, the afterwards scaring, does it really turn you off.... as you never see in porn these things got me thinking its a big no no

please be honest im soo torn up about this....

Thanks

Dee

Quote by ginger86


I was actually 22 when i wrote this
. I guess there are no topless waitresses in your town or somehow you think the angels serve you. You made it apparent us girls don't exist. have fun and bye

Quote by Thehero7
So much aggression in here for no reason.

I don't see how I fucked it up. If anything, she did. I tried and she ditched me numerous times, so rightfully so I act stand offish and let her know to forget about the whole thing. Her response was she was upset, the :/ face.

I'm not playing games, there's a certain etiquette involved when meeting new girls though.

On to the next one.

I'm new here, but I've read sex stories for years. I used to go to *edited by moderator* then that site began to suck and I started reading lush stories. They rock! Then I found the forum, man this place is awesome. I plan to frequent this relationship advice place for insight from a girls perspective and my fellow dudes, so please don't write me off right away with this first thread. I like it here thanks for the advice, and some of the unwarranted hate.

Quote by HardRom
I have a story that uses Italian in places. Two characters Italian. To post story I must provide translations.

Her friends eyes widen, "Hanno detto che ci davano un passaggio per Vancouver. Hanno mentito. Ci hanno abbandonato qui. E dopo ...", says speaking Italian to he friend. She looks at me. I obviously have no idea what she has just said except for Vancouver. "...... lasciate qui cazzo. Sapevo che non avremmo dovuto fidarci. Ed ora cosa facciamo?" she continues.

So how do I go about inserting the translation?

Quote by Magical_felix


You really fucked it up. All you had to do was wait a week until she was free from her school obligations... All this "so I don't reply" bullshit doesn't make her think you're cool in her mind. It makes her think you are all butthurt. You're not even dating her yet and you're already acting like a lil bitch. Sounds like she was interested in you but your immature game playing fucked that up.

Quote by Thehero7
Since this morning there's a few updates

I replied to her picture msg and was joking with her, and also complimented her, she received it well and flirty. Then I asked if she wanted to do anything tonight. She replied said she couldn't because she had to work. So I don't reply for a few hours and then I'm like soooo, I'll pick you up after your shift. She replies, asking what will we do? I told her since it's late we can just hangout over here again and do whatever she's comfortable with as long as we can chill n talk I'm happy. She replied, okay sounds good.

She's really confusing

Quote by HeraTeleia
They definitely hang around for a while...I've had like six when I logged in after not logging in for two days...I do wish they had a date and time stamp on them, that would be useful.