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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark
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Mazztastic
Hey Sammichers!!
So... Tuesday...
What have we got? It's generally accepted to be tied up tuesday, isn't it?
Guess I can give that a go...
Of course, I believe it's Mardi Gras, isn't it?
Over here in the UK, we call it Shrove Tuesday (or Pancake Day if you're non-religious)
I googled it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrove_Tuesday (honestly, I lost interest when I saw it was to do with easter and shit...)
So, maybe a special Pancake/Mardi Gras FOOD themed day is in order? I thank that could work!!
Have at it!!!
So... Tuesday...
What have we got? It's generally accepted to be tied up tuesday, isn't it?
Guess I can give that a go...
Of course, I believe it's Mardi Gras, isn't it?
Over here in the UK, we call it Shrove Tuesday (or Pancake Day if you're non-religious)
I googled it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrove_Tuesday (honestly, I lost interest when I saw it was to do with easter and shit...)
So, maybe a special Pancake/Mardi Gras FOOD themed day is in order? I thank that could work!!
Have at it!!!
Mazztastic
Quote by dpw
Is that like a, "I know a lassie a bonnie, bonnie lassie", type accent? Lol.
You can't beat a bit of naughty tongue, whatever the accent!
My tongue is very naughty, dear ;)
Do feel free to take a listen (although, perhaps I need to write some which would be to your taste...)
Mazztastic
Quote by cuddinrick
Mostly Scottish, or Irish, or Australian, but some English accents can get the heart pumping. BUT! it has to be from a lady person....guy accents don't do much for me. Example; Billie Piper or Kiera Knightley, could say anything she wanted to me and my jeans would get sticky....Hugh Grant...not so much.
Bostonian, New Yorker, or New Jersey accents along with all Southern (US) accents make people sound illiterate (TO ME!) BUT! again I have heard a few ladies (don't know where they were from) with a southern accent that I could listen to all night and into the morning.
Just Sayin'
If you're interested, I have lots of audios of my stories, read in my naughty Scottish tongue ;)
I've recorded audios for quite a few other writers on this site too...
Mazztastic
Quote by leucine
Well just so you know, that's also the #1 mistake women do while giving a blowjob (in my opinion). It's not always about impatience; it's actually pretty damn difficult to keep repeating the exact same movement over and over, and your tongue/jaw will become numb in no time.
But yes, it's rather enraging when you feel like you're really close to cumming, and then she just pauses or changes pace/style, because she can only keep at it for so long. It's one of the reasons why I prefer penetration over blowjobs by far (unless she is extremely talented at sucking cock, and even then it's debatable).
Obviously, I'm only speaking for the guys such as myself who have a bit of stamina, and don't explode uncontrollably in 30 seconds regardless of what she's doing..
Yes, we KNOW that guys can't always get a decent BJ!!
As for cunnilingus...
I've posted about this in threads before but I'll have a go here too.
I've very rarely had decent oral from a guy. In my experience, they're too impatient, too hasty and ultimately tend not to pay attention to what the woman is doing, how she is reacting. I'm not an expert, but I do believe that we're all different.
They seem to think that just licking or rubbing in the general area of the clitoris is enough, plunging their fingers in a bit here and there, causing stubble burns too sometimes Grrrr!
I think that the trick is to be observant, know when to be gentle and when to be rough, know when to go fast and when to go slow. Find the sweet spot where the woman rubs when she's masturbating and work on that, rather than blindly guessing.. Sometimes less is more.
Ultimately I think that a great deal of the responsibility lies with the woman - she needs to communicate what she likes, what does it for her. I know that for me it takes time and practice - it's not the sort of thing that you can just "get right" and I'm sure that if we applied the same things to fellatio, blow jobs would be much more enjoyable for the men...
Mazztastic
Quote by avrgblkgrl
I think I sort of fall into the same line of thinking as Mazza. How often did you want to talk to her? That's what you should have been asking yourself. There is so much game playing and counter measures in dating. It's stressful and confusing. It also leads to a lack of communication. Do you. If you want her to want you for who and what you are then "Do You". Wouldn't it have been nice if you had just called her because you were thinking about her and said exactly that? If she reacted negatively, then there is your answer. She just is not that in to you. But, to deny your natural urges only hurts you in the end. Eventually you are going to be you and if that is irritating to her then why not get it out of the way early.
Isn't it wonderful to just be with someone and just be yourself? Those are the type of relationships that last. I do understand that it takes a certain amount of confidence, but it saves so much time. If you still have an urge to talk to her, do it. Explain yourself if it is worth it to you.
Perfect answer really!!!
(all the more perfect for not being txt spk too)
Mazztastic
(I quite like the idea if throwback thursday)
(that could be naughty)
(this could work)
My conclusions, from my extensive research, is that the general consensus is that the best thing about Thursday is that it's the day before Friday...
Guess we can do what we want, but I kind of like Taste Me Thursday...
Have at it, Sammichers!!
Mazztastic
Quote by Archadia
Well said Mazza.
Trinkeeeet, where the hell have you beenYou're reasoning is perfectly feasible, I'm not sure we were that attracted to each other in the first place. Her excuse was that it's not her job to chase me, and that it should be the other way around. Now, I'm not a fan of double standards, as you probably know, but I didn't chase her very much at all, not even enough for her to meet me half way. I think it's my own doing, and the more I think, it's definately for the best. I wanted to disuss it because if I do meet somebody else that I like, I need to make sure I find the right medium between keeping contact and connection, but giving freedom and space.
I think the best thing you can do is just be yourself and act the way that feels right to you at the time - finding the balance can be tough though, because it is our natural inclination to want to be liked, so sometimes we behave in a way that isn't exactly how we would naturally be - fear of being hurt, being the first to make a move or say what we feel, fear of rejection and that sort of thing.
At the end of the day though, you're either compatible or you aren't and while one will tend to make more of an effort to 'fit in' with a prospective partner (it's only polite isn't it?), especially in the initial stages of a relationship, once you (anyone) can let go of a hoped for outcome, it frees us up to just be comfortable in our own skin and that sort of confidence and acceptance really shines through and makes a person much more attractive, doesn't it?
Good luck with your future endeavours, sweetie
Mazztastic
Welcome GG and Evi, thoughtful video as always!
So, what are we calling Thursdays?? Thoughtful? Thorough? Send your ideas on a postcard to...
Don't forget Falling Down, Panties at Ankles, Drawers on the Floor (or whatever the hell CG is calling it that I can never remember ha ha) Friday is tomorrow!!!
So, what are we calling Thursdays?? Thoughtful? Thorough? Send your ideas on a postcard to...
Don't forget Falling Down, Panties at Ankles, Drawers on the Floor (or whatever the hell CG is calling it that I can never remember ha ha) Friday is tomorrow!!!
Mazztastic
I think you'd have been better concentrating more on how you felt, rather than how you thought you ought to behave. In essence, you weren't being true to yourself and in my opinion, that always shines through.
What is the point in being something you're not?
I mean, you can try and try to be what you perceive someone wants, but then are you actually going to be happy? All you have is a facade.
From what you said, it doesn't sound like the two of you established any sort of boundaries or ground rules and I honestly think that would have been helpful, not just for you, but for her too. That doesn't mean that you should have sat down after your second date and worked out a plan or rota, but you should have at least checked in, I think.
It's one thing to be casual in a relationship, but to be casual just because that's what you think is expected of you isn't right.
Personally, if I am dating someone, I'd prefer it if they checked in here and there - a wee text, email, call... I have no problem saying if it's too much, but if it's too little, then I find that harder to verbalise and I'm more inclined to simply assume that they just aren't interested.
I think that miscommunication is the main reason that most relationships fail. I'd rather just be myself now and find out sooner that it is or isn't going to work.
Life's too short to play games.
What is the point in being something you're not?
I mean, you can try and try to be what you perceive someone wants, but then are you actually going to be happy? All you have is a facade.
From what you said, it doesn't sound like the two of you established any sort of boundaries or ground rules and I honestly think that would have been helpful, not just for you, but for her too. That doesn't mean that you should have sat down after your second date and worked out a plan or rota, but you should have at least checked in, I think.
It's one thing to be casual in a relationship, but to be casual just because that's what you think is expected of you isn't right.
Personally, if I am dating someone, I'd prefer it if they checked in here and there - a wee text, email, call... I have no problem saying if it's too much, but if it's too little, then I find that harder to verbalise and I'm more inclined to simply assume that they just aren't interested.
I think that miscommunication is the main reason that most relationships fail. I'd rather just be myself now and find out sooner that it is or isn't going to work.
Life's too short to play games.
Mazztastic
Quote by sprite
this is not video share. there's a separate thread for that. next one that pisses me off gets this thread locked again. by ANYone.
Sometimes posting a song can better express one's 'rage' than a thousand words.
To censor one's method of expression is kinda shitty... I thought this was the place to be able to vent without judgement?
Mazztastic
Quote by LusciousLola
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Sorry darling.
I think one of these should be a standard issue with every Lush gold membership.
Are these available in the Lush store?? They should be!! Along with antibacterial hand gel, latex gloves and screen wipes - Your Lush kit - oh and tissues for the boys hahahah
What else should be in it??? Oh LUBE!!!!
Seriously, this time next year, we could be millionaires!!
Mazztastic
Quote by LusciousLola
Nice story mister. His version of "fun & funny" isn't quite the same as mine.
This is how it really went:
Lola: I think it's time we go. Give me the keys and I'll drive.
LM: I can drive. In fact, I want to DRIVE you home right now (stumbling towards me and grabbing at my ass).
Lola: Lets just get you home honey. I unlock his truck and turn around to help him in. LM is standing there with a dopey grin on his face and his pants around his ankles. LM takes a step towards me and starts to fall. I grab him and then start to pull his pants up. But my pie-eyed guy decides to take a leak and its hitting MY shoes! I reach over grab his cock and point it away from my now ruined shoes.
OMG Lola!!! Nearly spat my drink on my laptop!!
That was awesome - I could actually see that like a movie in my head...
Mazztastic
The upper limit, as I recall, is 10,000 words. The lower limit is 3,000 characters.
You'll find more info in the authors guidelines on the help page...
It's worth reading through them to make sure you're not breaking any rules, which would get your story rejected and you'd have to fix it and resubmit it...
Welcome to lush!
Hope you enjoy it here
Xxx
Edit: this link should be helpful to you
http://www.lushstories.com/help.aspx
You'll find more info in the authors guidelines on the help page...
It's worth reading through them to make sure you're not breaking any rules, which would get your story rejected and you'd have to fix it and resubmit it...
Welcome to lush!
Hope you enjoy it here
Xxx
Edit: this link should be helpful to you
http://www.lushstories.com/help.aspx
Mazztastic
Quote by CurlyGirly
It does intrigue me.
It's not like a firehose? But I was going to make fire truck siren noises as he peed. Curses!
But American fire trucks sound different to ones in the UK?
Wonder if that would make a difference..
Of course now I'm just thinking of firemen...